whillie whoncka

awesome! I want to live life like a worm

[662607015]

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

[holy-fudgeballs-bro]

no I cannot just 'enjoy this piece of media normally' I need to consume it fully. I need to eat it. this show? I have to eat it. it's the law

[draumboosky]

It’s only a matter of time until someone uses a drone to kidnap a child

[draumboosky]

High quality addition to this post

[solange-lol]

mood of the day: 

[solange-lol]

but WAIT there MORE

@alabanda-highlights

[bittern]

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

stop reblogging this i meant to write 1347

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

ive irreparably fucked up this doge meme. i’m a disgrace.

[dashaibo]

The rats weren’t carrying the plague, it was the fleas on the rats.

[drcyan]

I guess busses dont carry people since they just carry seats and the seats have people, then?

[dashaibo]

If an armed militia travels by bus and exits the bus to kill people, you don’t say those people were killed by the bus.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

doge’s pet rat is fucking sick and you are arguing about busses? fucking busses? 

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

So Many Different Kinds Of Milk

Every Single One

Inspires Me

[dekoi2501post]

[creekfiend]

I hate the phrase “raw sewage” bc it opens up the possibility, existentially, of cooked sewage

[zahnegott]

raw as in.. unfiltered, primordial.

[54345345-deactivated20200616]

raw as in without a condom

[caesoxfan04-blog]

Anderson Cooper saving a boy in Haiti during a shooting. A slab of concrete was dropped of the boys head.

[the-awful-rowing]

Anderson fucking Cooper, everyone. 

Some journalists like to be strictly observers. they don’t intervene, they don’t participate. they just document what they see, even if what they see is terrible. But the way I see it, journalists don’t exist in a vacuum. They are human beings, living and working in a very human environment. And that humanity is essential in relating to their stories. When you lose your humanity, you lose any kind of journalistic integrity you have left. 

[localufologist]

#nevernotreblog

[gin-and-eschatonic]

this is the guy who found out one of his ancestors was killed by one of his slaves and was like “he had it coming”

[g0ds-favorite]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

Why Infant Babies Are Total Nerds

they have never played ANY sports at all

if you tried to explain the rules of football to them they wouldn’t understand

they don’t even lift

they can’t name even 1 sports team or athlete

[blackqueerblog]

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

That final scream

[foulserpent]

cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled “rustic pulled pork recipe”: my grandfather’s childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe.  As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-

me, growing frantic: resippy