weird gay bitch

marsh | late 20s | they/he | iceland

[trentreznorbf]

[geslotencirkel]

Warning📢

[ironpour]

Warneen

[timebattlemage]

Warneen

[naidje]

ATTENTION PLEASE:

Thank you, that will be all.

[everythingfox]

Strong bond

(via)

[koschei-the-ginger]

[fuzzy-robot]

hi does anyone know why my local supermarket is awarding me Gaming Points for buying english muffins

[fuzzy-robot]

I am for real gonna lose it

[fuzzy-robot]

hi does anyone know why my local supermarket is awarding me Gaming Points for buying english muffins

[fuzzy-robot]

I am for real gonna lose it

[slitherpunk]

i liked that video of a pig blowing bubbles but i thought i'd like it more if it played the amen break during it

[r0zeclawz]

most badass video in the website past and future

[calware]

even if you've never played mysims i think we all need to appreciate how cute the characters are. also i love the style of the game so much it feels so nostalgic and early 2000s

look at billy. look at his face

[catchymemes]

[ssilverstreak]

My evolution professor once had to cancel class because, in his words, he lost a fight with a cactus.

[allthepresidentsmen1976]

i love it when my mutuals are mutuals with my mutuals we are one big mutual group we are four years old and holding hands and walking as far apart from each other as we can while still holding hands to create the perfect circle

[shitpostinguniverse]

[callmebliss]

*flashbacks to Boston 1919*

[callmebliss]

[apas-95]

dosing myself up with a fuckton of muscle relaxants before a first date and just limply and pathetically flopping around on the floor until they feel an instinctual pity and care for me like a sickly baby bird

[sublimestudentcowboylove]

I really would like this to work out for you

[bloodhailmp3]

im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job

[catchymemes]

[mananabuffins]

aight im drunk im 22 im cis im 99% sure this is a trans guy meme but,,, i experiuence this too dont worry this is a male experience i love u all ur wonderful and strong

[mananabuffins]

I meant to add captuons like ur calid and all thar shit vut i hit the wronfg button oops

[anarchobitchist]

Cis allies if you’re not on his level don’t even try

[foreveriallyzombified]

guy at urinal: AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHUGGGGHHH!

guy next to him wearing wraparound shades talking into his Bluetooth: Yeah i’m peeing at a urinal right now. Yeah. The noise is the guy next to me. Yeah, he’s peeing too. Yeah. Peeing so hard he’s screaming

[mikeseagull]

I’m crying my beautiful husband has wrapped the most limp wristed pathetic sickly blunt in the world

[mikeseagull]

How

[amazoogle]

-2 grams of weed in this bad boy. you smoke this and you get less high

[crabs-in-a-trench-coat]

It's called soberweed, supposed to turn you into a real productive member of society

[evengirlierballs]

You wanna hit off this bro? *Hands you a piece of string I pulled out of my pocket*

[aforest2006remaster]