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[lamignonette]

[antigonickpdf]

overheard in the coffee shop from a middle aged gay man to his (female) friend: “are you embarrassed? about being foolish? please manage yourself better in this situation. this man is not behaving as if he is interested in you.”

[antigonickpdf]

“he’s evil. like jeff bezos. Do you understand.” and she’s just nodding with eyes downcast in shame

[antigonickpdf]

meanwhile some influencer is filming a mukbang three feet away. he’s wearing a domo hat exactly like this one but it’s neon blue and he’s slurping loudly over the idiot sandwich lecture happening nearby

[antigonickpdf]

i forgot to add this until now but after the gay guy was done scolding his friend and they left, their table was taken up by an aging european twink telling a wealthy-looking bubbe with increasing distress about how much cold cut meat he’d eaten the night before and the funnier she found it the more distraught he got about his nighttime deli frenzy

[antigonickpdf]

he was like [completely unidentifiable european accent] after you went to bed. i ate ze ham. and ze mortadella also… and. also the prosciutto. no stop giggling at me zis is not funny it was 500 grams each. i ate 500 grams of ze ham and 500 grams of ze mortadella and 500 grams of ze prosciutto and that is ONE POINT FIVE KILOGRAMS OF MEAT !! I ate so many meats!!! Stop giggling at me i am going to be fat!!!! I even ate ze cheeses!!!

[greelin]

elijah wood as bacchus at 2004 mardi gras. if you care

[alexseanchai]

that's the context???

[b-0-ngripper]

[godisafujoshi]

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

[nick-nonya]

woa

[bathroomcube]

[akashicrecord]

call it literally anything else

[immigrant]

this is what happens when we live in such a sick porn rotted world that people cant even see the word breeding in its original fucking context. this is what the word is for.

[akashicrecord]

Actually, the English word "breed" was originally coined in 1631 by King Charles I to describe a no loads refused cum dump event

[perryfellow]

[rnismatch]

Remember when everyone was convinced that five infinitely tall pillars had risen from the earth at the locations of the five most evil atrocities ever committed and everyone on earth wept in unison

[rnismatch]

[omtai]

oh log we’re really in it now

[hotvampireadjacent]

This is so embarssinf Mr breast grow up

[luxaii]

let's freak out with mama

[shencomix]

[internetuserlydia]

[shleepy-girl]

Kermit going: “However-“ and immediately firing a pistol repeatedly is fantastic and my new favorite clap back for literally anything

[ynnu-64]

🐻📸💚

[wonderlartcafe]

Kishi Chikudo 竹堂 岸 (1826 - 1897), Cat on a tree branch, under the silver Moon, 1880

[6vcr]

mermay

[bleedingspiral]

[i-am-aprl]

This is not including all the children who are lifeless underneath the rubble and not including the ones that were obliterated to the point where they cannot be identified. Free Palestine

Video: X: FisunGuner

Song @iamkarimmm