From our French vacation

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From our French vacation
bpd be like:
who am i. who am i. WHO THE FUCK AM I
boundaries? I don't know her
if dressing slutty is the only way I can get men to look at me, then So Be It
a new person? THEY'RE A THREAT YOU'RE GONNA BE REPLACED
this is all a dream. it feels so distant it's a DREAM
I'm a burden and everyone is just pretending to like me
either I'm perfect or I should die
I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY AT MYSELF I NEED TO TEAR MY GUTS APART
eating disorders
second guessing EVERYTHING
overthinking EVERYTHING
obsessions. not being able to enjoy anything in moderation
being jealous of everyone who's sicker than you
wanting to hurt yourself and end up at the hospital just to see who will pay a visit
I'm not even that sick, I'm probably just faking it all
your mood depends on other people ENTIRELY
I'M SO HAPPY AND JOYFUL I RADIATE LIGHT
I've never been this suicidal in my life
alcohol abuse
drug abuse
I'm not good at anything but I'll be a perfect sex object to whoever is desperate enough to want me
being terrified of love
splitting on the most important people in your life
this is a movie. things aren't really happening YOU'RE WATCHING A MOVIE
feeling drained after feeling one (1) emotion
overwhelming loneliness
guilt. guilt all the fucking time
you're a subhuman. die. no one cares about you anyway
embarrassed? more like humiliated, TIME TO SLASH YOUR SKIN OPEN
feeling like you don't belong anywhere. you never really fit in
I HAD THE BEST IDEA OF MY LIFE then hating it two hours later
taking everything personally
being unable to tolerate uncertainty and criticism
anxiety 24/7
I can control my emotions if everything is strictly under my control 24/7 right??
being impulsive and fucking everything up
hyperempathy
not knowing where others finish and you begin
I N S T A B I L I T Y
Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg
You turn on the radio one morning to find another one of those Rap songs where every 4th word is a swear. Naturally the Radio bleeps it out, but you realize that it sounds familiar. You realize that the rappers are speaking in Morse code.
Your eyes widen as you swerve over onto the shoulder of the expressway, nearly hitting a Jeep Cherokee in the process. It didn’t matter to you. Frantically searching the glove compartment, the backseat, and your purse, you finally find a small notepad and a pen with a low ink cartridge. You listen closely to the radio, and begin to scribble down as much as you can. You realize it was merely a pattern.
— -. . / - .– — / - .– — / ..-. .. ..-. - -.–
Unfortunately for you, you aren’t very well versed in translating Morse code, merely recognizing it. You reach into your purse to grab your phone, but after a moment of searching, you realize you had left it at home before you left for work. “God damnit,” you mutter. You’re more than halfway to your office, and you’re already running late due to the fact that that you decided to follow some whim and jot down some cryptic message from a provocative rapper. Concluding that it would probably be best for you to mosey to work, you pull back onto the expressway and try to make it to work on time.
Upon arriving at work, you ask any coworker in sight if they know Morse code. Nobody seems to, and some don’t even know what Morse code is. You slump your shoulders in disappointment and head over to your desk, when suddenly, the quiet, mouse-like secretary clears her throat and says, “Excuse me, I know Morse code!”
You turn around with the same wide eyes as before. “You do!?” you ask vigorous excitement, which seems to startle the young woman.
“Yes,” she says, “when I was younger, I planned on joining the navy, so I taught it to myself.” You feel a bit sorry for her, that she wound up as a mere secretary instead of a naval officer, but that feeling of pity didn’t stop you from being grateful for the lucky coincidence of her knowing Morse code. You show her the pattern.
— -. . / - .– — / - .– — / ..-. .. ..-. - -.–
“That’s all there is?” she asks, furrowing her brow.
“Yeah,” you shrugged, “it just kept repeating that over and over again. What does it say?”
“One, two, two, fifty.”
Your heart sinks a little. “What is that? What does that mean, is it like a phone number or house address or something?”
The secretary shrugs. “I’m really sorry, I don’t know. It’s too short to be a phone number, but beyond deciphering it, I’m afraid I can’t help you.”
You nod slowly, and though you understand, you are still not at all satisfied. You go to sit at your desk. 1 2 2 50. The sequence plays over and over in your head all day, and needless to say, your curiosity an wonderment got the best of you. It was not a very productive work day.
You head home, and the same damned song plays on the radio. You shake your head as if that would make the song stop, then decide to plug 12250 into your GPS to see if there are any autofill results. None. You become increasingly frustrated.
When you get home, your daughter is sitting at the kitchen table, working on homework. She runs up to you and gives you a big hug, and asks about your day at work. You put on a fake smile and sigh. “Interesting,” you say— no doubt sugarcoating the intense excitement, disappointment, and confusion.
“Will you help me with my homework? I have to memorize something for my history class tomorrow.”
“Of course, doll! What are you memorizing?”
She hands you a laminated sheet of paper. “Roman numerals!”
You glance over the page, your eyes quickly darting from one, to two, to fifty.
It dawns on you. You’d recognize this pattern anywhere.
I II II L
MOTHERFUCKER
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
aaaAAAAAAAAAAAa
This makes me extreme amounts of upset.
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My boyfriend had a total scene phase and he said rawr every time he came and oh god it was bad but he was so hot that I tried to overlook it
he said rawr as he bust a nut
why is “pretty boy” considered an insult. like, call me a pretty boy. call me a pretty boy right now, i want to be the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen.
taric (via incorrectlolquotes)
remember to pay your respects to those pretending to be straight today
ive already had to pass up on one gay joke so as to not expose myself
since the holidays are comin up I thought I should share my wishlist *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
When he ugly but he ugly cute to you
im about to test the limits of discord nitro
we are almost there folks
discord you can lag all you want but you arent going to stop me from fitting the entire bee movie into a 50 MB gif.
Let me win, you fool.
is this how we play this game? very well.
my friends support me. i know within my heart. i can do it.
I did it…. I did it everyone. I’m the happiest person in the world.
Sometimes I feel like this is what it’s like being on Tumblr
Imagine typing out this letter and not stopping halfway and thinking “Hmmm, this makes me sound like the worst human being in the world.”
Holy fucking shit
Some of these old people are so fucking awful.
Gift etiquette?!?!
Prudie’s response is spot-on.
✨ icons of various trainers from the quizbooks! ✨
feel free to use, credit appreciated but not needed
i enhanced the scans and manually painted over the “crust” or whatever its called seen in the original pics for a cleaner look. a HUGE thank you to @pokescans for doing lord’s work.
i heccin tried mah dudes