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joyous

APPARENTLY, slimegirls don't like it when youre able to purr and change frequency to match the resonance of their core and vibrate it within them.

and as a dragon that rumble can carry so it's like a ranged sonic attack specifically to vibrate a girl till she can't handle it and melts

botanyshitposts

just saw a sunflower in an urban garden that was so big i had to look up to see the top of it. stem the thickness of my forearm. they had it tied to an electrical pole with a length of twine to keep it balanced. leaves like TWO dinner plates, ten or more alternating pairs, jack and the beanstalk type shit, no sign of stopping. a tree is a somewhat ambiguous growth form botanically speaking and that IS a tree to me

botanyshitposts

winonaparadise

it's always "touch me nonconsensually" and never "how would you like to be touched nonconsensually today?"

foone

the annoying thing about being a robotgirl is that when you find a new way you can be put into a trance (for example, by a cute girl with a cute voice calling you "good girl" over and over), you have to file a CVE for it

marithlizard

(via bsky)

In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:

Taylor Farms Earthbound Farms Little Salad Bar (Aldi) Marketside (Walmart) Kroger House Brand Target private label greens Costco salads and greens etc Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.

This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.

We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.

witchpassing

i refitted my doll with a non-articulating faceplate and now when it wants to bite me it just presses its face into my side and makes these stupid muffled whines