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Amazing dominoes structure

god destroying the tower of babel

there really is nothing more charming or telling about humanity than the amount of time and effort we’ll put into something just to see how cool it will look when we make it fall down

vanquishedvaliant

How wikipedia browsing actually works

brohism

I’ve NEVER felt more seen than this

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jus-tea

Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town,

She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town,

Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.

Miss Rona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away,

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay,

Hide away, hide away, I’ll keep 6 feet away.

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,

Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,

Hide away, hide away, she’s brought us down today.

xennialrants

Who else is feeling morbid today?

ace-spiritwell

This is strangly beautiful.

hotcocoandmarshmallows

This reminds me of the Influenza rhyme from 1918

I had a little bird

It’s name was Enza

I opened up the window

And in flew Enza!

In flew Enza, Influenza….

When a song’s a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home

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sailorzombiestar

So I used to make fun of this guy for using the same face over and over. And you know what? Kudos on this made for actually taking the criticism and breaking out of his rut.

This is also terrifying and I hate it.

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“Kudos for actually taking the criticism and breaking out of his rut.“

Except it wasn’t criticism, it was constant daily harassment. Look, I’ve been making comics for the internet for 10 years. I made comics for BuzzFeed for about two years, but people love to focus on those comics for some reason. They were simpler and quicker because I needed to publish at least one thing a day. And I loved it! I learned a lot!

At some point when I was getting really popular, Reddit and Tumblr decided they’d had enough and launched a targeted campaign against me. Tried to doxx me multiple times. Sent death threats. 4Chan threads started popping up for the sole purpose of spreading rumors that I’m a pedophile. All because I was making “lazy” comics and getting a salary for it.

Also, it’s always the same 10 or so comics that got posted as proof of my laziness. I made 1,008 comics at BuzzFeed (I counted). I worked really hard for my extremely mediocre salary.

Now that I’ve left BuzzFeed and don’t have deadlines anymore, I can spend more time on comics and only draw things I’m passionate about (like my dick). But make no mistake—if you like my stuff now, it’s because I pushed myself so hard as BuzzFeed. I’m not better now because of the “criticism” I got from trolls on the internet. Don’t fucking take credit for that.

sugarvale

snartha

hufflepuff more like hufflePREP amirite

hogwartsconsultingtimelady

If you know what this is referencing you deserve a senior discount

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thebabysittersguidetoexorcisms

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she went off

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all-there-is-out-there

This is what postmodernism

means

femaleshits

weaver-z

Really hate to say this but reading Naruto did irreparable damage to some of y’all’s social and mental development

weaver-z

One time when I was 13 a Naruto weeb tried to ask me out at a summer camp by singing the Naruto theme with new lyrics related to how sexy I was and when I politely declined he ran outside and screamed so hard he shit himself

byjove

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.