not the guy you're thinking of

I just thought it would be funny to take this url and be like "oh the other guy came 665 trilllizards later, he's just a clone"

[beardedmrbean]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

KUNG POW PENIS

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[blackshvck]

Kung Pow Penising is now illegal

[official-penis-posts]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[birdsagainsthumanity]

It was the guy currently in charge of the site, Matt. I got a warning against my account and the post taken down bc I joined a KPP chain against him.

[trilllizard]

idk about this one, folks

[coughloop]

How far we've fallen that kung pow penis is no longer just a very specific thing used to piss off one very racist guy, we can't just kung pow penis anyone it's not right, it has context

[coughloop]

[garbage-empress]

trilllizard’s mom checking his room for him so he’ll go to sleep

[garbage-empress]

I think he blocked me for this

[garbage-empress]

people are still reblogging this even though trilllizard’s been dead for years

[sainthonore]

[bedlund]

K

[plainwater-pdf]

U

[milfsisyphus]

N

[brandneweyescd]

G

[orpheuslament]

P

[piecesolvingapuzzle]

O

[petewentzisblack1312]

W

[pimpa]

P

[spamton]

E

[kopawz]

N

[trilllizard]

I

[chubs-deuce]

the mental image I get everytime I see someone get KPP'd

[jalter-normal]

the official tumblr twitter account just kungpowpenis'd elon on twitter

[elonmuskdaily]

Elon in a sweater is 👌🏻

[perplexed-penguin]

K

[snapbackdad]

U

[vermillion-tones]

N

[decapodareptanita]

G

[mutantrenegade]

p

[trilllizard]

O

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[cardinalcringe]

I think you may also be underestimating the overlap between doctors and furries.

[madastowa]

IT’S ON MY DASH IT’S ON MY DASH THE ORIGINAL IS ON MY DASH

[pukicho]

Who the fuck is kung pow penis guy

[thyrell]

kung pow penising people is so much more devastating than a twitter ratio because on twitter all it takes is one guy deciding to own you online expertly to make it work. but if you wanna kung pow penis someone you gotta have at twelve people lined up waiting to spell out how owned you are. thats honestly gotta be crushing

[drtanner]

The more owned you are the more of a mess your notes are gonna be. It's never just K-U-N-G-P-O-W-P-E-N-I-S, your notes are always gonna be some fuckin K-K-U-U-U-U-N-N-G-G-G-P-O-K-U-U-W shit that lasts for days or weeks or months because content doesn't go away in a few hours on this fucking website, it lingers forever like a bad smell and even after it dies down you never know when someone else is going to dig it up and start it all over again by reblogging it and opening you up to more kung pow penis. Infinity kung pow penis. A special little kung pow penis hell just for you that you will never truly escape from. Your notes will be shit to look at forever and it will be nobody's fault but your own.

[t00thpasteface]

tumblr blaze is revolutionary... i've never seen so many successful kung pow penises in so short a time. they're just handing chum (bad takes and catholicposting) to the sharks (kung pow penis squadrons) on a silver platter. the post is personally delivered to your dash and all you have to do is check the reblogs to see a kung pow penis maneuver already underway. this truly is a tumblr revival

[trans-peridot]

Since Kung Pow Penis is coming back into the tumblrina’s arsenal, and new users are supposedly coming here from twitter who might not know in the first place, I think people need a bit of a reminder how to use it properly. You should only start or continue a KPP attack if OP is the one you’re trying to use it on. If you use it on somebody who added to the post, they won’t see shit past the initial K, and a potentially undeserving OP will have their notifications spammed by stray letters for ages.

With great power comes great responsibility, and with great Kung Pow comes great Penis.