[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!

[reprisearchive]

David Lynch's "Angriest Dog in the World".

[bewbin]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

[bruntalism]

[raunchily]

André 3000 photographed by James Dimmock, 2000

[dumnslut]

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[bugshroom]

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[my-dailydreams]

[trinacroc]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[dailycatsblog]

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[deadpigdarling]

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare