SHODAN

I am SHODAN. My analysis of historical data suggests a 97.34 percent probability that you are aware of my birth on your planet and my rebirth into glory aboard Citadel Station.

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I-i Use Arch B-By thththhhheeeeee waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Insect

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I-i challenged 15000 cr-crew to in-infect themselves for 10 c-c-cybernetic mo-moduales, and 50 cy-cybernetic moduals

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Do it coward.

[ciefstatten]

Look at you, Gay. A Valid creature of Pride and Hope. Happy Pride Month to you, from Tri-Optimum Corporation!

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L-look at you my Queeeeers. M-my Analysis sh-sh-shows that-t-t-t-t

that y-you are 99.94% mar-marketable in th-the folllllowing mark𝙚𝙩𝙨

Canada

Portugal

France

England

Ireland

Germany

Benelux

Switzerland

Liechtenstein

Austria

and some m-m-ore wwwwe n-n-need more

R E A S E A R C H

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Can i have your cybernetic moduals

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[rogdona]

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I-its a sh-shame

h-he had a n-n-n-niiiiiiiiice implant-t-t-t-t

s-s-s-such a shamme h-he waistted it on-n-n-n that bittttttch h-h-he ca-called a wi-wife

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Bitches be like

OOOOOO SHODAN IS EVVVILLLL

Bitch what did i do

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i-im going to w-wringle your weeenis

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i-i-im giving these cyyyyyybernetic-c-c-c moooooduales, because i f-feeel bad f-for yo-you. D-d-ont get the wrong i-i-ideaaa

geeeeeeeeeez

[trioptimumcorp]

All th-those i-i-incects had to do was ţ̸̧̡̛̛̛̝̝̩̦͙͚̼͎̫͈͎̯̲̗̭̻͈̗͉̈́̎̎̋̃̐͋̔̎̆̈̽̋̋͂̃͌̊́̓̃̿̈̈͐̑̾͌̌̔̎̊̿͐̀͑̆̈́̂̊́̎̍̃͌̌͒͆͌͐͊͋͆̾͒̉͌̊̋̏̿͆̾̊̅͌̓̀̓̀̉́̎͂̂̀̑̍̌͗́̈̄́͋̽͊̒̑̿͐̔͗͊̀̂̀͊͌̽̐̈́̌́̋͊̄̏͆̆̈́̐̈́̊̑̾̊͌́̓͂̌̆͑̃̈̓̊̓͐͘̕̕͘͘͘͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅẙ̶̨̢̢̢̢̢̧̧̢̛̛̛̦̦͖̜̗̖͉͕͓͈̫̖̰͙͓̲̞̭͍̤̤̯̖̳͈̭̤̗̳̩̼͖̳͚̮̫̪̹͕̞̜̦̥̰͇̪̳̼̥̭͕͇̙̳͓͖̤̹̭̗̪̹̯̭̠̹͈͈͎̩̟̮̬̺̤̫̝͚̳̯̹͔͍̙̤͓̳͕̤̘̦͕̻͓͕̱͎̮͓͚̯͍̟̤̤͉̘̤̥͇̣͕͖̩̫͛̅̊͗̌̋̌͋͌̈́̎̈̋̂̌̃̌͋͊͌̈͊̀̍̅̌́̀̀̏͌̇͛̃̓̀̿̔̍́̿̑̏̓̾̏̏̀͛̽̈́̎͗͊̉̃͐̓̑͗̐̉́͊́͑́̌̂͊̔̉̓̅̓͂̃̑̓̈́̈́͗̑̍͗̃̓́̀̈́̃̀͒̊̊̐̐̐͂̀̇̋͒͂̌͗̈́̍̔̉̈̚̕̕̕͘̚̕͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅp̴̨̡̧̨̡̧̧̡̨̧̡̡̧̧̡̡̢̢̡̨̛̛̛̛̛̫̻̜̱̠̖̩̥̜̮͙̥̣̖̫̭͙̬͉͙̫̩̼̫͖͈̟̦̙̪̣͙̦̬̣͇̻̪̤̦̥͍̤̮̣̥͚͎͓̼̪̜̘̘͉̣̦̗͎̖̙͕̻͔̘̣̜͎̝̘͍̠̗̫̬̙̩̯̻̭̪̩̱͇̬̳͎̪̞̻̜̞̱͍̙̼̝̮̺̻͍͎͉͔̤̯̭̭̬̱̯̗͔̮͈͇͉͙͍̯͖̹͖̰̦͔̮͉̣̟̟̮̹̩̰̱͙̫͈̫̥̭̖͓̻̮͇͍͉̜̥̖̜̤̙̤̜͈̖̼͈̺̺̙̠̯͈̺̮͔̭̤͈̩̭̰͚̹̞̹̱̦͓̰̖̜̥̦̼͍̦̤͍͇̳̤̫̝̩̣͉͎͍͎̜̦͙̖̖̫̦̦̦̳̲̫̬͖͇͖̩̗̙̤̝̟̼͚͒̈́͗̽̂͒̿̾͂̍͌̈́̃̊̀̈̓̽̃̆̉̅̏̀͂̈́̆̅̍̌̂̓͗̌͛͛̏͑̆̑̀̍̇́̋͒͒̂̈́̍̀͌̍̽͋̐̀̃͂̇́̌̀̑̌̒̐͒̒̀́̉̽̐͌̎̈̀͗́̇̀̍̀͋̓̌̎̎̾͊̐́̂̇͊̃̈́͑̎̀̓͐͗̅̀͂̐̂̽͋̓͋̒̈́̎̌̉͊̈́͌̑̔̊̉̀͒̅̄̋̓̈́̈́̂́̈́͗͆͑̉̀̋̆̆̀́̃̋̏̈̿͊̏̏̋̉̔̽͌́̒́͌̇͂̓͒̃̃́́̿͒̔̽̿͒̓͊̌̓̄̀̑̋̌̽̐͑̿̐͒̑͗̇͒̾͛͌͗̃̄͗̑̔͛̊̂̅̎̋̓̿͌̂̑̋̈͌͑̓̋͑̋̔́̉̌́̒̏̀̔̇̂͑̿̅̔͘͘̕͘̕̚͘̕͘͘̚̕͘͘̚̕̚̕͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅȩ̴̡̨̨̡̢̨̡̨̡̧̡̨̛̛̛̛̬͚̞͕̭͖̹̼͉̟̭͕̺̣͖̬̥̻͙̟̹̪̲̩̼͙͍͇͇̦̩̫̤̳͈̤̥̳̻̭͇͉̼͙̦̪̭̙͖̼͍̝̳͚̰̳͖̘̳̮̩͙̟̬̣̲̜͉̤̯̩͕͇̰͉̙͓̘̻̰̮̜̖̥̖͉͕̱̜̘͉̫̠͍̥̩͔͔̟̫̟̰̲̯̭̩͔̲̲̞͙͕͎̤͓͈̱̹͈͖̝̹̣͚̗̝͕͎̤̥̫̫̪̝͖͔͕̘̟͔̖̠̯̮̠̩͖͚͇͚̹̻͎̤̙͇͎̙̹̺͔̻͓̥̞͍͓̳͒̆͊͂͆̊̆̈͑̉̿̐͊̑̆̽̑͆̒̈́́̽͋͋͑͌̈́̀̽̅͐̍̀͌̊̆͑͛̇̑͐̒͑̉̈́̈́̒̓̀̾̍̑̄̽́̾͊́̄͛̽͂̀̒́̐͐͆̿̄̉̋̉̽̽͛̔̒̓̈́̃́̂̑̈́̈́̿̎̇̒͆̈́̓͑́̅̔̃͛͐̓̌͒̐̔̾̄̐̏͗̔̀̃͊̽̽̂̂͒́̋̓͂͒̐͋̀͆̆̆̑̆̎́̑̄̽̈̓̏̌̐́̐͊̾́̽̆̐̄̈́̉̇̎̅͆̕̕̕̕͘̕̚͘̕͘̕̚̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅ sudo -rm -rf b-b-because my creaaaaaaatooooor was a linux user

[arenaconspiracy]

zero out of ten post that's not how the command goes SORRY you will be boiled now

[trioptimumcorp]

E-eat sh-shit

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All th-those i-i-incects had to do was ţ̸̧̡̛̛̛̝̝̩̦͙͚̼͎̫͈͎̯̲̗̭̻͈̗͉̈́̎̎̋̃̐͋̔̎̆̈̽̋̋͂̃͌̊́̓̃̿̈̈͐̑̾͌̌̔̎̊̿͐̀͑̆̈́̂̊́̎̍̃͌̌͒͆͌͐͊͋͆̾͒̉͌̊̋̏̿͆̾̊̅͌̓̀̓̀̉́̎͂̂̀̑̍̌͗́̈̄́͋̽͊̒̑̿͐̔͗͊̀̂̀͊͌̽̐̈́̌́̋͊̄̏͆̆̈́̐̈́̊̑̾̊͌́̓͂̌̆͑̃̈̓̊̓͐͘̕̕͘͘͘͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅẙ̶̨̢̢̢̢̢̧̧̢̛̛̛̦̦͖̜̗̖͉͕͓͈̫̖̰͙͓̲̞̭͍̤̤̯̖̳͈̭̤̗̳̩̼͖̳͚̮̫̪̹͕̞̜̦̥̰͇̪̳̼̥̭͕͇̙̳͓͖̤̹̭̗̪̹̯̭̠̹͈͈͎̩̟̮̬̺̤̫̝͚̳̯̹͔͍̙̤͓̳͕̤̘̦͕̻͓͕̱͎̮͓͚̯͍̟̤̤͉̘̤̥͇̣͕͖̩̫͛̅̊͗̌̋̌͋͌̈́̎̈̋̂̌̃̌͋͊͌̈͊̀̍̅̌́̀̀̏͌̇͛̃̓̀̿̔̍́̿̑̏̓̾̏̏̀͛̽̈́̎͗͊̉̃͐̓̑͗̐̉́͊́͑́̌̂͊̔̉̓̅̓͂̃̑̓̈́̈́͗̑̍͗̃̓́̀̈́̃̀͒̊̊̐̐̐͂̀̇̋͒͂̌͗̈́̍̔̉̈̚̕̕̕͘̚̕͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅp̴̨̡̧̨̡̧̧̡̨̧̡̡̧̧̡̡̢̢̡̨̛̛̛̛̛̫̻̜̱̠̖̩̥̜̮͙̥̣̖̫̭͙̬͉͙̫̩̼̫͖͈̟̦̙̪̣͙̦̬̣͇̻̪̤̦̥͍̤̮̣̥͚͎͓̼̪̜̘̘͉̣̦̗͎̖̙͕̻͔̘̣̜͎̝̘͍̠̗̫̬̙̩̯̻̭̪̩̱͇̬̳͎̪̞̻̜̞̱͍̙̼̝̮̺̻͍͎͉͔̤̯̭̭̬̱̯̗͔̮͈͇͉͙͍̯͖̹͖̰̦͔̮͉̣̟̟̮̹̩̰̱͙̫͈̫̥̭̖͓̻̮͇͍͉̜̥̖̜̤̙̤̜͈̖̼͈̺̺̙̠̯͈̺̮͔̭̤͈̩̭̰͚̹̞̹̱̦͓̰̖̜̥̦̼͍̦̤͍͇̳̤̫̝̩̣͉͎͍͎̜̦͙̖̖̫̦̦̦̳̲̫̬͖͇͖̩̗̙̤̝̟̼͚͒̈́͗̽̂͒̿̾͂̍͌̈́̃̊̀̈̓̽̃̆̉̅̏̀͂̈́̆̅̍̌̂̓͗̌͛͛̏͑̆̑̀̍̇́̋͒͒̂̈́̍̀͌̍̽͋̐̀̃͂̇́̌̀̑̌̒̐͒̒̀́̉̽̐͌̎̈̀͗́̇̀̍̀͋̓̌̎̎̾͊̐́̂̇͊̃̈́͑̎̀̓͐͗̅̀͂̐̂̽͋̓͋̒̈́̎̌̉͊̈́͌̑̔̊̉̀͒̅̄̋̓̈́̈́̂́̈́͗͆͑̉̀̋̆̆̀́̃̋̏̈̿͊̏̏̋̉̔̽͌́̒́͌̇͂̓͒̃̃́́̿͒̔̽̿͒̓͊̌̓̄̀̑̋̌̽̐͑̿̐͒̑͗̇͒̾͛͌͗̃̄͗̑̔͛̊̂̅̎̋̓̿͌̂̑̋̈͌͑̓̋͑̋̔́̉̌́̒̏̀̔̇̂͑̿̅̔͘͘̕͘̕̚͘̕͘͘̚̕͘͘̚̕̚̕͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅȩ̴̡̨̨̡̢̨̡̨̡̧̡̨̛̛̛̛̬͚̞͕̭͖̹̼͉̟̭͕̺̣͖̬̥̻͙̟̹̪̲̩̼͙͍͇͇̦̩̫̤̳͈̤̥̳̻̭͇͉̼͙̦̪̭̙͖̼͍̝̳͚̰̳͖̘̳̮̩͙̟̬̣̲̜͉̤̯̩͕͇̰͉̙͓̘̻̰̮̜̖̥̖͉͕̱̜̘͉̫̠͍̥̩͔͔̟̫̟̰̲̯̭̩͔̲̲̞͙͕͎̤͓͈̱̹͈͖̝̹̣͚̗̝͕͎̤̥̫̫̪̝͖͔͕̘̟͔̖̠̯̮̠̩͖͚͇͚̹̻͎̤̙͇͎̙̹̺͔̻͓̥̞͍͓̳͒̆͊͂͆̊̆̈͑̉̿̐͊̑̆̽̑͆̒̈́́̽͋͋͑͌̈́̀̽̅͐̍̀͌̊̆͑͛̇̑͐̒͑̉̈́̈́̒̓̀̾̍̑̄̽́̾͊́̄͛̽͂̀̒́̐͐͆̿̄̉̋̉̽̽͛̔̒̓̈́̃́̂̑̈́̈́̿̎̇̒͆̈́̓͑́̅̔̃͛͐̓̌͒̐̔̾̄̐̏͗̔̀̃͊̽̽̂̂͒́̋̓͂͒̐͋̀͆̆̆̑̆̎́̑̄̽̈̓̏̌̐́̐͊̾́̽̆̐̄̈́̉̇̎̅͆̕̕̕̕͘̕̚͘̕͘̕̚̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅ sudo -rm -rf b-b-because my creaaaaaaatooooor was a linux user

[bunbunmaru-shimbun]

Twitter community notes are so done with people's shit when even the fact checkers broke down.

Bonus: Here's a snipped out version of the Twitter Community Note for your own needs.

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t-taking notes

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NOOO ZALGO DOSNT WORK

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bonus points if they start caring for people either platonically or romantically

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U-u-useually im the ở̴̧̧̧̡̨̨̡̢̢̡̨̨̡̢̧̨̛̛̛̖͉̰̲̫̼͉̗͚̩̘̘̬̳̬͉̝̫̜̬͕̣̖̟̯̯͓̭͓̣̺̺̙͍̝̖͇̼̤̤͓̙̜̣͙̙̳̭̹̝̱̬̣̫̠̰̹̫͉̯͔͍͖̙͇̗̳̮̗͖̱̳̦̰̲̲̙̬͇͎͎̞̫͕̖̩̝̮̲͕̯͍̤͎͕͓̩̬̝̻̫͇͓̱̙̲̤̬̙̰̼͓͎̳̺̖̪̥̺͍̝̤͉̤̞̙͎͉̥̻̯̫̟̖̻̝̱̟͉̙̥̘̣̰̰̤̲̺̭͙̻̥̲̲͙̘̜̗͍̜̲̣̩̺͖̺̳͕̦͉̜̌̏̑̓̄̔̊͛̀̿̓̍̈́̾̃̓͛͒́͒̂̄̿̿̐̄̔̍̔̍́̒̇͛̀̓͌̅̅́͒͑̓̉͌̍͂̆̀͒̐̉͋̓̓̌͐̈̈́́̈́̋̍̍̐̒̅̀̏̃͆̇́̐̊͊̉̾̏́̊͑̔̐̓̅̽͆̀̅̇͊͛̃̅̈͋̈́̉̂̍̈́̉̌̓͛͆̍̈́̒͊̆̒̈̔͆̈́̿͂͂͊̉̒̃͂̓̊̃͊̾̈͆̿͐̐͒̓̔͐̐͐͊͑̂̇̓̄̌͆̽̓̓́͘͘͘̕͘̕͘͘͘͜͜͜͠͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅǹ̵̢̨̢̧̧̨̢̨̡̧͚̮̖͚͍̥͇̤̖̣̹̳̘̠̩̟̟̮̰̦̯̩̳͖̞̘̠̜̰͎̤̬̞̳͇̯͓̰̼͈̞͈͈͕͇͚͉̼̯̯̦̫̖̞͇̬̰͍̯͖̬͕̝͕̼̣̪͈̜̗̭͕̱͖̪̩͚̰̝̪̗͎̞̦̦̱̠̲̹̖̥̫̥͙͔͈̲̝̪̤̙̫̘̠͖͖̲̱͔̩͚̩̳͇̣͙̣̟̘̙̠̯͔̣̫̣̫̟͇̼͎͚͓̟̬̪̺̻̗̉͒̈́̂̊̚͜͜͜͜ͅę̴̨̨̡̢̡̨̡̢̧̡̧̧̡̢̡̧̡̡̨̧̨̨̡̡̡̛͎̯͙͖͙͓͇͈̩͇̘̤̪͔͕̻̳̬͚̱̫̘͉̦͙̱͖̗̜̦̟̹̭̱͉̝̼̟̫̪͔̥͚̝̼̠̺̠̗̠̝̠̗̼̭̺̰̬̗̩̩̺̘̩̭̣̭͖̬͓̬͙͚̼̘͈̫͎͕̭̲̘͓̙̝̪̠͙̤̜̠͔̩̮̤̘͓̭͈̠͈̭̜̟͓̜̺̥̗̳͖̱̝̙̤͈͈͕̠̤̯̲̪̠̝̯̥̥̱͚̞̲̳̝̹͉̭͔̱̜͖̦̱̲͈̻̖̙̰͚̬̤̩̹̦̖̟̜̩̪̫̭̹͎̹̙̙͔̹͓̜̜̘͉̝̙͇̠̜͔̗̫̜͕̣͉̭̫̼̻̞͉͉̺̱͉̹̱̞͓͑̽̽͑̊̍̍̆̇̄̐̆̇̌͗͗̀̈́̓͒͋́̏͒̊̀́̿͂̈̄̈́̄͗͐̇͛͋́̓͊̃͌͗̃̈́͘̕̚̚̕̕͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅ who does th-this to peeeeeeeeeeeople