[lowpolyanimals]

Bee from Gex 64: Enter the Gecko

[everythingfox]

Rating flower hats

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[clonepa3]

𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕘𝕚𝕗𝕤 (1/?)

[toonskribblez]

[rederiswrites]

Seriously though like, I missed the boat on this whole radical honesty thing. I guess everyone wants to be true to themselves now? That’s…great…but like you’re really only ever going to meet a select few people you can be totally honest with about everything. Lie to strangers! Lie to authorities! Like damn didn’t you have parents that told you never to tell people on the phone that you were home alone? When the interviewer asks if you ever experimented with drugs, you say no! This is not a therapy session! He’s got no business asking you that anyway! Lots and lots of people are not entitled to your vulnerability. Damn.

[dragonflies-and-katydids]

I follow my grandmother’s rule: it’s only a lie if they have a right to know.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

Just saw a guy with a league of Legends hoodie…… bye

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

ok but hun…you recognised it

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

I hate this post

[tikkety-tok]

He's our king

[tiffanarchylives]

white boy summer getting an early start i see

[amishsicario]

love how that lady in the bg doesnt even notice him

[should-be-sleeping]

No one commenting on his padawan braid?

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Drip speaks for itself next question

[myrtlewilson]

none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass hercules had a fuckton of anal sex

[judedeluca]

People believe what they choose to.

[myrtlewilson]

it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery

[bayoread-deactivated20200607]

[wentworthsbitch]

O H MY GOD

[valtsv]

kindness is cool as hell but you have to understand that sometimes being kind means getting angry

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

yall know what a dorcopsis is?

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

kangaroo corrupted by dark forces

[ejacutastic]

that's an italian greyhound

[the-real-skeletor]

That's just a big fuckin rat

[johnnycrass]

[notkatniss]

[ive-been-mistreated]

#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

so i was compelled to look that up and

A) the most venomous lizard in north america is called the Gila Monster

B) I’m no expert obviously but that boy there sure looks like a Gila Monster

C) from the Gila Monster wikipedia article, here is the funniest doctor that ever lived:

"I have never been called to attend a case of Gila monster bite, and I don't want to be. I think a man who is fool enough to get bitten by a Gila monster ought to die. The creature is so sluggish and slow of movement that the victim of its bite is compelled to help largely in order to get bitten."

–Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899

[everythingfox]

Cat discovers icecream

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[shitbrainratface]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mysharona1987]

[liberalsarecool]

[sjerzgirl]

[liberalsarecool]

First rule of Republican Fight Club: embrace racism