[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

The way I still think it’s 2020

[flipcities]

american psycho x mean girls

[uglygirlstatus]

when it looks like a beautiful day but you go outside and theres WIND!!!!!!

[straycatj]

本日木花庵にて 焼き海苔一袋を盗んだうえ、包装を破壊し一部を無断で食した罪で、小さい猫一匹が逮捕されました。

犯猫は、朝メシがなんだか少ない気がして食い物を探した、そこに海苔があることは知っていたと証言しており、計画的な犯行であったことが明らかになっています。また犯猫は同時に、最近刺激が足りないのでこれはサービスだと訴えているものの、即座に罰則が適用されることになりました。

Today, a small cat had caught for the crime to steal a pack of nori, break it and eat some without permission. The criminal cat says he feels his breakfast was less than usual and has known there are some packs of nori, so the crime is planned one. Furthermore, the criminal cat says there is no stimulation in these days so it was a service. But he has gotten a penalty.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I wish I had the confidence of Q Anon people making shit up.

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

I wish Lusamine from pokemon gave me the sloppiest tornado vacuum BJ in the world.

[kamenriderhamo]

your wish has been granted

[corvigay-clutter]

rest in peace king, hope it was worth it

[sobertodeath2018-deactivated202]

[geekgirles]

Am I the only one who got Sailor Moon Background, or at the very least 2D animation, vibes from Turning Red?

[sreegs]

As the staff post about ad-free tumblr continues to get thousands of notes telling staff to fuck off in the tags, I wanna remind you that this website’s days are numbered. Tumblr is still unprofitable and by some modern-day miracle none of its acquiring companies pulled the plug on this money pit. But it will happen if it continues its trajectory.

Whether you like it or not, Tumblr needs to make money off you somehow in order to stay up. It either serves ads or asks for money to use it. This has been a paradigm on the web longer than many of you have been alive. It’s Tumblr’s job to make money right now because it’s well past its grace period of being a black hole for cash. This has actually always been Tumblr’s job, since it is a corporation, but that’s capitalism for ya.

If you want Tumblr to be here for free and you want to continue to use it, you do yourself a disservice by opposing any changes Tumblr makes in order to pay for its costs. When this site finally goes belly-up then you’re gonna be Tumblr-less until whatever startup takes its place and the cycle repeats itself.

If you think it should just ask for donations Wikipedia-style, remember that if and when that happens, there will be users repeating the same tired bullshit about giving Tumblr any money.

[shinelikethunder]

Tumblr being notoriously hostile to monetization is only cool and funny when it’s about attempts to sell this freakazoid userbase’s attention to third parties. If the way they finally keep the site afloat turns out to be the freakazoid userbase itself exchanging goods ($) for services (Tunglr Dot Hell), honestly we will have WON the monetization fight.

[psychoticallytrans]

I’ve seen a couple people asking why other social media doesn’t require this. If you look into what data the apps collect for various social media, tumblr has some of the lowest and least personal data collection. Other social media sites run off of selling the data that they collect and serving targeted ads. Tumblr… well, we all know what the ads are like.

If we want to keep a place that doesn’t literally tail us all over the ‘net, like Facebook and anything owned by Google, then we do at some point need to make sure that that place stays alive.

[77ms]

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[kitsune-kaos]

[cheesetwig]

Godspeed Ghost of Kyiv

[gunshowcomic]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[skressed-deactivated20160306]

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

guys group chats: hiiii i love you all so much let’s meet up and bake cookies together

girls group chats: i found a bag of blow while cleaning my apartment lol

[delphinidin4]

[farmlesbians]

whoever invented the cover letter got absolutely no pussy