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This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

iceslushii

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

yiffmaster

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

mothercain-deactivated20231124

there are no multitudes within me. it’s just me in here and i’m cold.

departmentq

shamebats

I open this webbed site and every time I am informed that a new calamity has befallen my boyfriend. I keep entrusting you guys with his care and what do you do? You put him in the instant pot with a 1:1 water ratio, press the rice button and cook him until he's fragrant and fluffy

mixtapetraxx

Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.

toastbutteregg

esp during fall/winter

synthetic-ultramarine

nat-20s

HUGE shout out to purple for being the only color that has like no losers. Deep purple royal purple bluish purple redish purple pastel purple dusty purple lavender periwinkle violet like. Banger after banger after banger!!

Back here I guess since twitter is a dumpster fire these days !

#i’m back #been a while #can’t remember the last time I logged in tbh

toastbutteregg

fleurdulys

The Irritating Gentleman - Berthold Woltze

1874

gonegrls

why does this communicate the universal mood we women experience so perfectly

foxy-voxy

This is doubly annoying because she’s clearly in mourning; look at her clothes. those are mourning clothes. The way she clutches her handkerchief. The wetness of her eyes. She’s not a lark to the seaside, she’s traveling to or from a funeral. And this dandy fuckboy can’t look beyond his own nose and have some fucking respect.

jeanjauthor

This is why I support artists. You can tell a story without any words at all. You don’t even need to title this piece “The Irritating Gentleman” and yet most 21st Century women will know exactly what this 19th Century woman endured on the day of that painting.