I hit the juckport 1 trillion$

mads 🌊 27 🌊 they/them 🌊 pgh follows from madazolam

[terramythos]

stardew valley is a haunted ass game I start a new save file and full on see Bigfoot running away into the shadows and search for 'what the fuck was that Bigfoot stardew valley' and get some crusty ass steam post going 'yeah dude if you saw Bigfoot thats super ultra rare ive played 3000 hours and never seen him' and there's like 50 things like this in the game

[terramythos]

^ literally footprints the next day btw lmao

[terramythos]

I SAW HIM AGAIN IF UCKGIN SAW HIM AGAIN I GOT A SCREENSHOT THIS TIME

[monidoll]

rain is pretty cool

[villainessbian]

so you hate the sun?

[monidoll]

Yes!

[ingydars]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

[manisthebastard]

for a second i thought you meant foundation like, a building foundation. not makeup

[cognitohazardous]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth are building something great and terrible on the edge of town

[dogpuppy]

[maykitz]

sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Just One Slurp I Beg Of You

[logarto]

damn girl are you a bobster 🦞 because im about to 🥣 bisque it all

[loveridden1999]

i miss my ex bestfriend & everyone else that i have ever loved but don't want any of them back either

[loveridden1999]

what the fuck man

[tinderventure]

[seamusmclame]

[the-official-account]

Does all of Tumblr know this man?

[drop-dead-dropout]

why are all of your screenshots covered in molasses

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

mr. right here spilled coffee on the screenshots

[favorite-steam-reviews]

[rnismatch]

[lemonsweet]

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

[penworthy]

[niyarest]

[schalotte]

it's so crazy how you actually have to live through everything

[fairycosmos]

genuinely insane how difficult it is to participate in your own life

[hyperionhugo]

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