[mala-entita]

A Hufflepuff:

Also a Hufflepuff:

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[blackwoolncrown]

pretty shitty how baseline human activities like singing, dancing and making art got turned into skills  instead of being seen as behaviors

so now it’s like ‘the point of doing them is to get good at them’ and not ‘this is a thing humans do, the way birds sing and bees make hives’.

[charlizthron]

The Aristocats (1970) dir. Wolfgang Reitherman

[marquise-de-montespan-blog]

“Confidence is quiet. Insecurities are loud.”

— Unknown (via fyp-psychology)

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[mysharona1987]

[osteoprincess]

[fuckthehappytrap-deactivated201]

Skull in a salt lake

Wow that is the highest quality gif I have ever seen!

[gaydogwife]

It looks like I’m actually there

[um-ithinksomebodyjust]

reblogging solely for the intense fucking quality of this gif

[marquise-de-montespan-blog]

“Reading is as productive as it is enjoyable. When I read, I am a harmless, nice and quiet person and I don’t do anything stupid.”

— ‘Reading’ by Robert Walser (translated by Damion Searls)

[ghoul-bois]

He made it to the big leagues, boys.

[everythingfox]

Bird playing peekaboo with cat (🔊)

[bekkathyst]

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[bekkathyst]

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[honestsycrets]

Just Friends II: Who Was He?

❛ pairing | ivar x reader

❛ type | multi

❛ summary | the next morning, ivar awakens feeling sated… but newly curious. where did you learn to touch him like that?

❛  warnings | obsessed!ivar, super jealous!ivar, fwb

❛ sy’s notes | here is the next segment in this little fic. before i get the whole blah blah no blood doesn’t mean she isn’t a virgin, yes, i know.

He wakes the next morning feeling as if he’d drank a whole lot more than a pitcher of mead.

Except he hasn’t drunk anything. He lays there in the bed, staring up at the ceiling making sense of the cracks of the wood. For once in his life, he doesn’t feel pain in his testicles from having not jerked off at night. Mother doesn’t need to bring him water for a cool bath. He’s… sated.

It confuses him.

He turns his head from the planks overhead, traveling his eyes over your body. Your naked outline under a thin blanket. Curves that he never knew you had. Hands that brought him to orgasm no problem. Just by the way you straddled him, riding him with your fingers laced in his. The care you too in chasing his pleasure… Ivar reaches out, running his knuckles over your upper arm.

“Mmm,” you complain, nestling back in the sheets by his head. You rest your head against his own. He suppresses a smile, finding you’re speaking. “Do not move so much…”

“It is early, you know.”

Keep reading

[triumphantreturnofpies-blog]

Sooooo.... Was it someone Ivar was related to? (I was originally going to ask if it was Ragnar, then remembered “Ah! What about Hvitty? Or Ubbe since he is literally standing there for that conversation?”)

[anna1523]

“Sarcasm is my only defense.” - Stiles Stilinski

[ren-nolasco]

Inspired by Nanny Knows Best. I’ve always loved stories about those years they raised Warlock together and that one really captivated me.

[tariqah]

Interspecies lesbianism

[onedeadkitty]

It’s cute guys

[clownsuggest]

be outrageous! be obscene !! wear the ugliest clothes u can find and feel awesome in them!!!! be You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!