where the wild things went

mot mot em / im just trying to be moss

[ntt-docomo]

[dogsaremypatronus]

We took the drunk train home.

They were all absolutely infatuated with him and whispering about how much they wanted to pet him and then shushing each other saying “no that’s rude you can’t! just leave him alone!” so I told them they can pet him if they want and they were absolutely overwhelmed with happiness, while simultaneously being very concerned for his well-being, continually asking if I was very sure that it was okay and that I should please please tell them if I need them to leave him alone.

Basically, it was a great ending to a VERY long day. Sometimes people are really great.

[sheslashgirlpronouns]

Might I add this from reddit.

[strathshepard]

David Shrigley

[nickyflowers]

what if there was a beverage... that gave you the energy of a monster... i shudder to think such a product could ever hit store shelves

[elf-indulgent]

[animentality]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

now seems as good of a time as ever to tell the internet about "vanilla extract friends," which is a phrase I made up to describe friends who are great but only in small doses and certain contexts.

like, that friend who you can talk to about a specific fandom you're both in and absolutely nothing else.

that friend you can go out to lunch with maybe once a month and have a great time but any more and it's just Too Much.

that friend who's helped you through some really difficult emotional shit but whom you can never, ever discuss politics with without having it end in tears.

vanilla extract friends!

[bemusedlybespectacled]

tumblr recommended this to me as a similar post to this one and I’m fucking dying

got another new term for the lexicon, y’all

[skelezombie]

anyone have that oil painting of the nun with the absolutely massive tits and it’s painted in like a semi-classical style

[skelezombie]

please help I can’t google “painting of nun with huge tits” bc it’s going to show me a lot of pictures that are not the one I’m looking for

[skelezombie]

I swear it looks something like this

[skelezombie]

I FOUND IT It’s “Délicate scène” by Paul Laurenzi

[lunnefisk]

FAT TITS NUN

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Those perennial news reports of "The dangers of a sedentary lifestyle" really hit different...

...When you're a full-time wheelchair user.

Like: thanks. But what am I supposed to do with the advice to take a five-minute walk every half hour?

In my head I know there are probably other exercises I could substitute for that -- like arm stretches and reverse sit ups.

But after a while, the consistent assumption that walking is the "simplest" and "lowest impact" exercise available to "everyone" just becomes a reminder of how invisible I am, culturally speaking.

[ublock-origin]

[zukoandtheoc]

anyway blackout poetry not just as an art form, but as an act of violence against other works of art

taking a piece of text that someone probably put their heart and soul into creating and using it as your raw material, cutting out everything that you deem irrelevant to the point you want to make

i mean imagine cutting up a painting and using it to make a collage, or taking a marble sculpture and carving pieces out of it to make a different sculpture

just to be clear: i love blackout poetry, im not criticizing it here. i am just waxing poetic about it. i dont really know where im going with this i just have Thoughts about art being destructive

[queerhollyleaf]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[joannofsnark]

[pictures-of-dogs]

tiney

[groovysarity]

[dawningcrow]

Limited Art print available on www.dawningcrow.com

[alisonzai]

[gay-teedo]

This is the most random thing I’ve ever seen and it conveys an indescribable emotion

[teafrogs9000]

[unholyblissafterdark]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

[fuckyeahthegoodplace]

[the-frog-emoji-is-ugly-as-shit]