amedawg18

**** random fangirling, slashing, and squeeing **** 🔞💎🦇🍉🐈‍⬛ LOVE, RESPECT, NO HATE I haven’t updated this in ages. Into KPOP now. SHINee (OT5 but also TAEMIN is my ult of all ults, the reason I’m a kpop fan), MONSTA X (I.M aka Changkyun is my #2 ult in kpop) & WONHO (OT7 MX forever and always), ONEUS, ATEEZ, NCT/WayV, Stray Kids, THE BOYZ, SuperM (RIP), GOT7, EXO, OnlyOneOf, ASTRO, XLOV (new!), WOODZ, DPR IAN, Everglow, Purple Kiss, (G)I-dle, BADVILLAIN, IVE, Red Velvet, Taeyeon, Hyoyeon, IU, Sunmi, Chung Ha, Jessi, and soloists/subunits from all mentioned groups. Also, not kpop, but did you know that I love QUEEN? LOKI FAN { BEWARE, THOR

[linolinoing]

BANG CHAN ⋮ AFTER YOU RUN IT SEOUL / 260726

[dejavu-mp3]

WOOYOUNG ✶⋆.˚ BAD (Japanese Ver.) Teaser

[wooyos]

SEONGHWA for Arena Homme+

[lightweightkate]

I’ve been cackling about this for like five minutes now

[uncharacter-istically]

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O-okay, let’s get into this, shall we?

*grumbling* Would you rather work for Lex Luthor or the Joker- *shouting* Lex Luthor, by like, a fucking mile!

Yes, yes, working for Lex Luthor is basically like being an Amazon employee that makes weapons of mass destruction, which is bad. Lex is like Donald Trump mixed with Mark Zuckerberg mixed with Jeffrey fucking Bezos, it’s not a great mix. He does not treat his henchmen well. Their lives still suck, and they are probably monitored on how long they take piss breaks for.

But let’s analyze what working for Lex Luthor is like versus the fucking Joker. With Lex you probably get a dental plan, a health plan, a paycheck, and the guy that you’re fighting really cares about human life. Superman will hit you just long enough to knock you out, so you’re not a treat, so he can stop the problem.

If you work for the Joker, your payment is you’re not fucking dead. You say one wrong thing? Bang. You don’t laugh at his jokes? Bang! You do laugh at his jokes? Bang! You think Joker gives a fuck about a henchman?

Who’s Lex Luthor’s right-hand-man? It’s a woman, you sexist, her name is Mercy, she’s awesome. Who’s Joker’s right-hand-man? Bob? Nah, he’s dead. Harley? Tried to kill her multiple times. Slappy? Who the fuck is Slappy?

The best case scenario of working for the Joker is that you fight the fucking Batman! And that presents its own fucking list of problems. If you stop Superman as a Lex Luthor henchman, Lex’ll be pissed, but he’ll be at least happy that Superman was caught. If you stop Batman as a Joker henchman, you better have a fucking coffin picked out yesterday.

This isn’t a fun hypothetical question, this is a screening technique that the doctors at Arkham use to determine your mental health! There is a right and a wrong answer to this question, and the correct one is Lex fucking Luthor. Thank you for coming to my fucking Ted Talk, have a nice day.

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[loveitorreblogit]

Bitch neither I work for Wayne Industries, they got better offers than work these clowns:

[gandalfsbignaturals]

batmans secret special attack is offering all of his enemys henchmen a living wage and guaranteed healthcare

[papawolfchris]

Luscious 🫦

[roaches-inthecereal]

[romirhye]

Happy birthday roger taylor!

[makesoneteam]

(me crawling my way out of the smoking metal of the time machine i just crashed) oh thank god you're here... listen to me. i'm from the future, 2026. listen-- listen. (grabbing kim hongjoong by the shoulders) i don't have much time-- there's still a chance-- you can stop it from happening if you work quickly. i know you want to form a band but if you do there's going to be grave consequences. yes you'll be successful but you'll be gayer than anyone has ever been. do you hear me? you will literally reinvent what it means to be insane with seven other men in a way that is so irreversible and we have to stop it here before it's too late-- what do you mean you still want to.

[makesoneteam]

(sighing) i didn't want to have to do this... (pulls out my phone which has the troublemaker video in HD already loaded on the screen)

[yiacide]

͏ ͏ ͏‘ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏give creds if reposted .

[manitat]

[dislar1144]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROGEEERRR!!!!!!

[linolinoing]

MINLIX ⋮ RUN IT SEOUL — 260726 (© KLYM)

[papawolfchris]

[Poses to show off the painting] Right right, the painting...

[watashinohikari-8]

𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐋𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐨!

[slumparade]

the wonders of technology innit

[dislarlvsrog123]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROGERRR!!!!!!

Have a good day rog, ily ❤ i hope you live much more, my beautiful prince.

[faceglitchsworld]

What happens when a 🐥 and 🐒 share the same birthday?

I don't know, but they had a great day for sure!

Happy Leedo and Hyun day!