center for wasp apologism

Izzy, 20s, she/they, bearer of the curse

[trogonoptera]

feat. my incurable immunology brainworms sorry if my lymphocyte bias is super obvious i'm a t cell biologist </3

hi i hate being perceived on the internet 99% of the time but you should take this quiz i made about the immune system

[pmamtraveller]

« Daughter » oil on linen by Filip Mirazovic

[cowboy]

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

[parkchanwoohoo]

I've posted about this before but back home at my old job I used to get pho so fucking often that the owners of the place stopped asking me what I wanted and stopped handing me menus when I walked in. After I moved to NY and I could only go back to Chicago like once a year, I sat down and they gave me a menu and I was like "Oh no I already know what I want, can I get--" and they were like OHHH #36 WITH EXTRA NOODLES YOU'RE BACK and I almost cried

[fadeintoyou1993]

breaking my silence. me

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[midwesternmuffmuncher]

perverted lesbians, never let anyone dim your freak

[cornedbeefhashtags]

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[longsightmyth]

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 3 days 17 hours

[thatll-do]

does being suffocated count as lack of oxygen or head trauma?

[daedricsheep]

Head trauma is generally cranial trauma, so lack of oxygen would be the category even if the throat has itself been traumatized

[prairiies]

i rlly wish we could all have our titties out whenever

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[gondorrevealparty]

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[godsfavoritespecialangel]

The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0

[tuxankhamun]

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