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A Swedish peep with and off-centre triangle to spite a friend :]

[trolliz]

Why are people working in healthcare always so irritated?

Because you can't exactly expect them to be both doctors and patient.

[blueumbriel]

Choose your fighter looking ahhh

[oatmilque]

i will never get over asra and the apprentice . imagine being a teenage wayward nomadic magician w/ no family and you meet this beautiful kind soul at a masquerade while you're there performing for coins. and when the empress comes by during the parade this person ushers you into their aunt's magic shop and you become friends and then year after year you see them at the masquerade, until eventually you start staying w them for weeks at a time and then traveling again, sometimes even bringing them with you. eventually they inherit the shop and you start kind of living there, and you've fallen so deeply in love but the red plague takes over the city and your lover wants to stay and use their magic to help the sick. it's ridiculous, you have your own little hideout you could both go to on the outskirts of the city, they don't need to be a hero. but they've always been better than you. kinder, more skilled in magic, more loving. you say things you can never take back and you leave them to their fate, only to regret it weeks later and of course, of course they're gone, the shop is empty and you follow the trail of their magic to that mass grave of an island where they burn the corpses. you dig and dig until your fingers bleed but all you can find are their bones and ash.

you lose your mind from grief, you beg and borrow and steal and cheat and lie and kill to bring them back. you do what you swore you'd never do and you find every book on black magic and deadly rituals with the major arcana and you commit acts so unspeakable as to make you unrecognizable. your lover would never have wanted this, they'd never forgive you, they'd never choose this path for you but you are single minded and selfish in your grief. you tear yourself apart trying to get them back, you use everyone you can, until finally you are able to involve everyone you know in a ritual to sell parts of yourselves to the devil. and you give up half of your heart in exchange for your lover being brought back to life.

but they come back terribly, horribly wrong. it's not them. the shell theyre in bears their face but they are a blank slate who cannot speak, walk, or understand you. and even when you're able to teach them these things once more, the spark of the person you once knew, the brilliance, the cleverness, is missing. and each time you try to get them to remember who you are to them, and who they once were, something in the spell goes wrong and they go comatose until you erase their memories. so to protect them, you lie. you lie and tell them you are their teacher and they are your apprentice and there was some sort of mysterious accident. you're still in love with them but you can't initiate anything when they're like this, and you don't want to know, really, if they have feelings for you or not. seeing them in this state becomes so unbearably painful and nostalgic and bittersweet and heartbreaking that you start to go on long trips by yourself, telling them it's for reasons they can't know but really it's because you have to get away from them. it's too much. what have you done?

[teddy-tj-dore-jace]

Link to doc

[melgillman]

Here’s HSTHETE, the 24 hour comic I drew this year!  Thanks to everybody who followed along on twitter this weekend as I posted these pages <3

PS: if you liked this, there’s a whole book of these comics available now!

[melgillman]

I’m reblogging this 7-year-old comic of mine because, not only is it somehow still circulating, it just passed 400,000 notes??? Thank you, several hundred thousand internet strangers, for keepin’ this ol’ goat girl goin’ so long

(Also hi, I’m still making fairy-tale-flavored lesbian romance comics and have a new one coming out very soon…)

[bobbymoynihans]

[chocolate-chiip-sheyk]

DAWTDE SPOILERS

AVERY DIDN'T FORGET DEREK HE DIDN'T HE DIDN'T

HE DIDN'T FORGET HE DIDNT HE STILL REMEMBERS DEREK

[princesstarfire1234]

He's unironically so hopecore... I'll miss you D3rlord3 searching for a world...

(some art in between work/comms to celebrate the anguish I felt at the hands of wifies...)

[sloppystyle]

[papasmoke]

Welcome to the no note rotating vape guys post

[tyrianluda]

thank you sniper cosplayer from twitter dot com

[trolliz]

@idontknowwhatimdoing101

[velvetys]

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

[grimeclown]

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

[abraxasrinbalt]

1969.........

[harperhug]

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

[ti0mumu]

[nick-nonya]

Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever

[solnight99]

ohmg

[aroace-ryland-grace]

[thegreatlazule]

post's haunted.

[quazies]

Hey all! My shop will be opening 3PM CST Saturday! I’ll be doing some doodles for the first 40 orders, and have some new goodies available!

8x10 Boxing Poster that comes with a 4x4 tail slide Goji sticker, a 8.5 x 5.5 Lil’ Pootis Sticker Sheet, and restocks of all Kaiju Emblem stickers!

(you can find my shop it the bottom of my pinned post ^_^)

[quazies]

For some reason I put the 3rd, it’s the 4th tomorrow! My bad!

[mc-my-world]

ACT II Masterpost (Ongoing)

ACT II MASTERPOST BENEATH CUT:

VILLAGE, PILLAGE, VINDICATE

Nil and Polly!

Trained response

Lesson

Bad company

Creeper lore

Childhood flashback

7. JOHNNY 8. Chase

SWAMP ARC

9. The Swamp Hut 10. Nightmare 11. Alive 12. Scars 13. Injury 14. Pity 15. Folk tale 16. Dance!

17. Johnny and Polly

18. SWAMP HUT FIGHT

19. PALE GARDEN

20. Traditional Dress 21. EXTRAS 22. He's everywhere.

23. TESTIFICATE LORE

THE FUTURE

24. Endgame... 25. Revival Ritual

26. EXTRAS

27. The Next Generation

THE PAST

28. Glen's Expeditions

29. Brutes and Bastions 30. Iggy the piglet! 31. Water 32. Taiga Village 33. Iggy's Expedition

34. Zombiefied Piglins 35. Channeling Trident

36. PIGLIN LORE 37. PUNKGLEN

38. To be continued....

[trolliz]

Item: The Wishlist Rarity: ⏶ Common

How many video games are in your backlog right now?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

On Steam? Cirka 15. Overall? Too many to count.

[trolliz]

Item: The Great Mole Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

Best video game underground level?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

The sewers in 2fort ofc

[mintykiwi]

[mintykiwi]

EVERY YEAR

[trolliz]

@idontknowwhatimdoing101

[leechiourdes]

Creepypasta Fandom Iceberg :3