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florescendo-romantico

landsccape

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ur-daily-inspiration

rherlotshadow

A few pockets of snow in the shady places

girl-debord

playing this new game called indeed.com and it fucking sucks

uroko

Enbaru River, Yamagata City, Japan // 癒しの自然風景 ♡

lynxmuse

Delightfully peaceful.

escuerzoresucitado

eyobis-andthe-bunnycats

[Video Description: a lynx casually walks down a snow covered bank, onto a log and reaches a frozen river. The lynx takes two steps; the ice cracks loudly. Instantly the lynx stands still. It then looks around and then leaps. The lynx makes a landing on the other side of the river, a faint crack can be heard. It continues on its way unfazed. /End VD.]

drtanner

That's a guy who's fallen through the ice before, lmao.

wickedcriminal

IMMACULATE REACTION

dragon-in-a-fez

sorry what

dragon-in-a-fez

capricorn-0mnikorn

That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:

(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])

arch-tempered-yian-garuga

THE TIME HAS COME

bioluminosity

he is here

radhakawaii

Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT

grimauxiliatrixofficial

REALLY THOUGH IMAGINE SEEING THIS KIND OF SHIT AS A DANE IN THE 900S

alexaloraetheris

Omce again Tumblr reinvents an old religion.

everythingfox

Baby duck in a cup

(via)

fromhersoul

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"

questionablepastries

thehussy

shiningatmidnight

Trying to get to Cracker Barrel. Pls we've been planning for 4 years....@detective-hongbean @trollzqueen

#the challenge of adulthood

unwastelandunbaby

I love bowls that are plates I think we shouldn’t use any dinnerware that isn’t a bowl that is a plate literally every meal can be improved by eating it off a bowl that is a plate

unwastelandunbaby

@verbicidalurges ALSO an excellent contender. personally I prefer bowls that are plates but I won’t turn down a plate that is a bowl

unwastelandunbaby

plates that are bowls:

bowls that are plates:

#not me theiving my platebowls from my uni #they are the perfect addition to my kitchen #any time I have pasta I whip those out

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shiningatmidnight

@trollzqueen can we???

trollzqueen

@shiningatmidnight … but … but we know each other …

jaubaius

A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.

serialreblogger

!!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! That’s a corvid right there (looks like a hooded crow, to be precise), which means it’s intelligent enough to recognize, a) cars are dangerous and streets should be treated with a certain degree of caution, b) this car’s slowing down for them–cars do that sometimes–which means they’re not in imminent danger, so it doesn’t have to fly away just yet, c) that hedgehog’s still gonna get killed if it doesn’t MOVE, FAST (cars can change speed very quickly and the hedgehog’s still in the way), and almost certainly also d) if the bird does nothing it gets a free lunch.

Y’all, Y’ALL. This bird is consciously deciding to put itself in danger in order to save the life of a very stupid creature. A creature which, if the bird did nothing, could be free food.

i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always saying “ah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstrating compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings, that’s still huge and cool and important and corvids!!! are! neat!!!