Fuck shit shitter HELL

[trouble-star]

...i’m alive

[captainmera]

trying to get your story together like:

[captainmera]

Explaining your story to a willing ear:

[captainmera]

“I really like your story! is there more?”

[silverhawk]

someone: why isnt that character as developed as ur other ones….

me: bc i havent found the right songs to daydream them to yet

[silverhawk]

when u find that perfect song to daydream a character to and u can finally plan out their story arc

[just-shower-thoughts]

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

[im-the-batmann]

[insomniac-arrest]

tumblr: on Millennials 

[gayandloathinginlasvegas]

Soviet Russia is a Valid Troll Name

[puppydog-eve]

so is United States

[gayandloathinginlasvegas]

that’s their Kismesis

[ceescedasticity]

…

Both of these two are obviously in DIRE need of moirails but no one can put up with them and they never listen anyway.

[sew-birb]

I wonder if French Canada would be willing to Auspistice for them

[the-memedaddy]

[longzone222]

Visit Original Link

image submitted by @drowsypuppy

[firesuperstar]

kick me outta the fandom

[candyredterezii]

who the fuck is John Madden

[candyredterezii]

gesundheit 

[candyredterezii]

please i just want an answer 

[candyredterezii]

Im having a stroke,, i just want to know who this man is,,

[vampirekin-deactivated20190403]

I actually lined something..and I did it traditionally

[haiku-robot]

i actually lined something and i did it traditionally

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[vampirekin-deactivated20190403]

OH SHIT

[littledarkhorse]

[pearl-likes-pi]

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Old sock. via Shitty_Car_Mods

[queenwhiskey]

This is the best one yet

[respectfulmemes]

[melindalavenau]

This is somehow more distressing to me than the original.

[haiku-robot]

this is somehow more distressing to me than the original

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[joybare-deactivated20201118]

my worst fear: i am a grown ass adult. someone persuades me to go up and do karaoke. the song is “we didnt start the fire”. i get up on stage and the first word out of my mouth is “john”

[cottagecori]

just a compilation of some of my favorite things