Let Me Be Your Ethical Guinea Pig

anyway I’m Mel and all I do is reblog and occasionally make very subpar posts so at least we have that to look forward to

[depsidase]

[liberalsarecool]

Regulate Wall St and hedge funds buying residential real estate.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

the duplicitous and scheming radical left tricked me into eating too much rice and now my tummy hurts

[xenosagaepisodeone]

democracy dies in darkness……

[pisces-comet]

[penandinkprincess]

bruh i used to hide out in the library in middle school during lunch to read because the lunchroom was overstimulating and i had so many bullies and so many issues with eating in front of people so i would just skip lunch and retreat into book time in the safety of the library, and one day the librarian came over and told me the library had started a new "lounge" for honors students in a little sideroom with comfy chairs where students could snack while they read if they want

and i was today years old when i realized i never saw a single other student in that little room that definitely held storage stuff before then and that the librarian absolutely made that up so i would have a safe space to read and be alone and eat in the library

[thequeeninyellowlace]

You gotta email her and update this!

[aukkenopsia]

Awful terrible bugses bits us... it itches us so badly...... it would feel so goooood to SCRATCH ITS... NO WE MUSTENT. Ouuughhh

[valtsv]

i love editing my own work like yessss kill it. and by "it" i mean creative decisions i made that seemed great at the time but which i've since come to see with clear eyes and regret.

[valtsv]

abort that thang

[hellenhighwater]

Well those are allllmost done

[codebreakerblue]

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

[hellenhighwater]

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

[jackfromthefairytale]

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

They're actually a really dark purple

[fishofthewoods]

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

[hellenhighwater]

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

[nobodywasneverhere]

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

The heart wants what the heart wants

[steampunkforever]

Furthermore whoever removed the audio jack from phones should be grilled in front of congress. The fact that I need a dongle to listen to music on a modern telephone while 20 years ago I could have simply plugged a universally standardized cord into the audio jack everyone knew how to use is an anti-human move that should be punished.

[demilypyro]

[voiceofvesper]

Visit Original Link

I really needed to...

[demilypyro]

WHAT DID YOU PEOPLE THINK IT MEANT?

[sdqubeley]

[greelin]

in case you needed to hear it today:

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)

you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.

you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal

[mildmayfoxe]

i think everyone owes a debt of gratitude to jimmy eat world for the middle. you ARE in the middle of the ride. and everything WILL be just fine. and you SHOULD live right now and be yourself. and it DOESN'T matter if it's good enough for someone else. thank you jimmy eat world

[batmanego]

fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

[charlesoberonn]

[brucebocchi]

[chirasul]

go is a doply complex strategic gwame, famously far more complicated than chess, with [the hypnosis activates], [for the next 30 seconds i believe i am a honeybee navigating a field of flowers]

[inthesensethat]

[unionizecatgirls]

Honestly there's nothing a child can do in public that's as much of a disturbance as an adult yelling at them

[junglejim4322]

To this day the fact that there’s people out there who think masturbating is a form of cheating is one of the craziest things I’ve ever heard

[hyumjim]

this is one of the ways fundamentalist christian heterosexuality is actually really kinky because theyre literally like you need to save all your cum to breed me auuughhh. except theyre dead serious about it

[dajo42]

at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs

[lakevida]

closure isnt real they made that shit up for tv and movie