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They/them. Spider and bug lover.

[funnykidmemes]

[thememedaddy]

[thedankmemes]

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[thedeadsun]

stomach ache so bad its got me feeling like gabe goodman

[lavenderpanic]

sometimes i get sad about the fact that the fandom is so wrapped up in made-up drama with no basis in reality and discourse about fanon that there is almost NO conversation about the ACTUAL political parts of the pitt. so much criticism and no actual discussion of the pitt’s points about ice, about misdiagnosis of women and poc, about the fucked up insurance systems in the us, about deportations, about child abuse, about mental health, about suicide, about addiction, about federal funding cuts towards programs that benefit people of color, LIKE. you wanna talk about the pitt’s politics but instead of talking about ANY of that you wanna make shit up instead oh okay

[ahmnorhein-zkn]

Repost, now do your honors.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[jinx-you-lose]

Super V super V Super V

[beardedmrbean]

[thememedaddy]

[willgrahamscock]

[thememedaddy]

[thedaddycomplex]

There never was a truer statement.

[mr-deep-downer]

the future rules

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 11 hours 59 minutes

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[kipperzz]

I have a sim who accidentally sets their kitchen on fire protecting me against C-3PO. idk if I'll make it,

[khaoscitykitty]

... Jinx from Arcane trying to kill me vs Eric Cartman from South Park protecting me... I think that's my nine lives gone-

[tryingtoforgetthesweetness]

Yelena Belova trying to kill me vs Chucky from Child's Play? No idea how this ends.

[merletka]

Does anyone remember my Jason adopts an ugly cat au??? I came back with part 2 all of a sudden hah

Part 1 here