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✨reblog if you are a massive nerd or if you have a breeding kink✨
Very very much so
reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out
converting people who are usually doms to a sub is so hot
I think a lot of the time, the Dom is secretly intrigued. They wonder about it, maybe subconsciously even. Maybe they're even jealous of the way a sub can truly let go...
Maybe they want to relinquish their power and dominance, and maybe they want to truly let go and be a mindles dumb slave. Even just for a little while.
It would be so hot to watch their lil princess sub dress up and be their Queen. Their Domina. To make them worship her pussy, on their knees. She'd humiliate and degrade them, just like how they want. Kissing her stilettos, and as they work their way up, thanking her for letting them touch her with their lips...
Crawl into my subspace darling.. don't worry, I'll catch you 💜⚘️
I love this. Ffffffuck
I'm sure I've said this before but while Linux does have some sharp edges and obtuse metaphors, the biggest reason why it's hard is that you've never used it and you're 20 or 30 years old and you have stuff you want to do and you have 10 or 20 years of experience with Windows where you already know how to do things. Computers don't naturally do anything.
So I've been working in a customer support job with computers since before the end of XP support. I've seen XP, Vista, Windows 7, and Windows 8 go out of support and we're already gearing up and trying to convince our customers to replace their Win10 systems before it goes out of support in October 2025.
Every single fucking time it is like pulling teeth.
When I started working at my current job (November 2011), I was a Mac user. I had only owned Macs and since high school I had mostly used Macs, though my parents had Windows PCs at home.
Getting a job at a Windows shop was jarring. I didn't like the way the file system worked, there were little functions in OSX that I'd come to rely on that just were not present in Windows (TBH I still miss the ability to go through a huge folder of photos and click on them one at a time and give them a color label with two clicks; it was SO MUCH more efficient for sorting photos).
It's a weird function of my ADHD and my job that I deal with emotional dysregulation with software more than with any other aspect of my life. There's nothing that will throw me into a rage faster than a program changing its menu layout. I *do not* do well learning new systems. I get really, really angry and I think the whole thing is stupid and I often end up sitting in front of the computer and silently crying in frustration.
So I get it when my customers don't want to say goodbye to their ten year old system and have to learn how to cope with a new OS that is scary and different (it is stunning to me that nobody at Microsoft seemed to understand this when Windows 8 was launched; the UX change was so drastic that people who would have otherwise been frustrated and grumpy about an update were instead *panicked*).
All of which is to say: if you are a non-computery type person, one of the better ways that you can future-proof *yourself* is to interact with as many types of software and as many operating systems as you can get your hands on.
If you've got an older, mostly-useless computer at home, don't e-waste it, install Linux on it. Install Linux on it and install a bunch of weird open source programs and just fuck around with it.
It's hard (and prohibitively expensive) to have three brand new computers with shiny new OSs, but it's cheap to install Linux on an old machine that was destined for the junk heap, and it's pretty easy as well. You'll get more life out of the old machine (reducing waste!), you'll get more experience with different systems (making updates less scary in the future!), and *just* spending some time with a different OS than you're used to will make you better and more competent at dealing with computers (it will help you to apply your troubleshooting skillset more broadly - you may not REALIZE you have a troubleshooting skillset, but you do, it's just that it's routine and specific to your system; applying it to other systems is good for you, it builds character).
And, at the very least, try to be an early adopter for new releases for your own system. If you try to cling to a particular release you're going to become reliant on it and you may end up being *forced* into an upgrade, which is catastrophic compared to upgrading over time.
I know so, so many people who put off updates for years only to finally concede when something vital stopped working and then discovered that their computer was completely incapable of functioning with the updated OS due to hardware limitations and had to very suddenly buy a new machine instead of planning for it and making a more comfortable transfer.
Please, please trust me when I say that you are going to have a much better time of things if you decide that you're just going to have to relearn how your computer works every few years than you are if you decide that you're learning how this one computer you have now works and try to hang onto it forever. And you will have an even BETTER time if you decide to figure out how totally different computers work just for the hell of it.
Is there any way to run linux and windows on one computer? I want to use linux more but im worried about not being able to run some programs that i might need to use for classes, and i only have one laptop accessible
I don't know enough to know how but yes you can set up something just like that or even put Linux on a usb drive and boot from that, its a tiny ass operating system.
It's easier to do than ever, windows has linux built in, and modern bootloader are specifically designed to make it easier. Look up "dual boot" tutorials
wouldn't kill you to be a little bit obsessed with me yknow.
Just a bit
I'm convinced 90% of these Tumblr Daddy, "women are toys/property" blogs don't actually give a shit about healthy kink or relationships. They just want to abuse women under the guise of "kink."
To the submissives in my orbit:
Wanting to be beat, choked, even CNC? That's all FINE. Follow your bliss, do your role play, have your fantasies.
But stay away from these creeps. Do not engage in kink play with people you haven't met. Do not engage in kink play with people who do not respect you as a Person. Do not engage in kink play with people who "don't do aftercare." (Kink without aftercare is Abuse, full stop.)
Real, actual Dominant-types will open with vanilla conversation, be fine with sharing pictures and information about themselves, will meet you in a public, vanilla space before asking for your submission. They will negotiate scenes and dynamics, learn your limits and triggers. And they will engage in your preferred aftercare method.
Learn the red flags of fake Doms. Fake Doms are Abusers, not kinksters. Take care of yourselves, babes.
seduces u with evil tricks like caring about u and wanting to hear about ur day
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
I FOUND IT ✊
I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
Who first posted this?
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.
If the thought of fucking raw gets you instantly wet/hard, reblog this.
I can’t be the only one addicted to the feeling.
Omg imagine if it was pouring with rain and just ugh so cosy and umf
Imagine waking up in the middle of a snowstorm. It’d be like a reverse snowglobe.
REVERSE.
SNOWGLOBE.
imagine waking up to a bear trying to rip into your home.
This bed is not for fucking in.
this bed is definitely for fucking in.
imagine getting lost in the woods and walking in the dark only to run into this and interrupt the couple having intercourse in the bed.
imagine looking up during sex and just seeing shia labeouf’s face pressed to the wall. watching. waiting.
Goddammit Tumblr.
Damn
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we have this app called toogoodtogo where restaurants/cafes/bakeries/hotels and so on sell their leftovers for really cheap to reduce foodwaste
i got all of this for €4 from starbucks
bless
The America version is called FoodForAll
I love TooGoodToGo all of this sushi cost me £3.50 (the chinese food cost me £3.59)
YOOOOOOO, they’re formalizing this?!?!
I used to do community service at a community breakfast, we’d go to the local Safeway and get all their stale bread, the local bakery for their stale baked goods and whatnot.
They throw away so much food it’s ridiculous, I’m glad someone finally created a program like this!
The American app isn’t available everywhere but if you’re broke in NY or Boston, check it out!
The US app logo currently looks like this and was last updated 3 weeks ago (as of January 25th 2020)
TooGoodToGo is available in many European countries, including the UK, much of Scandinavia, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, France, Belgium, the Netherlands, Poland, Italy and the Iberian peninsula.
In Canada we have flash food, I dont know if it’s just confined to loblaw stores but you can get food that stores have to throw out for dirt cheap
I know I reblogged this once already but I’m back to say there’s an Australian version!
YWaste has been around since 2017 apparently, so they’re quite well established if you’re Australian and in need of options
I used to be broke and knowing about this app would have been extremely helpful. Hope it helps some of you folks out there ❤️
@allthecanadianpolitics (Sharing because there’s a Canadian app mentionned and there are people who might need this.)
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Things to make your sub feel owned.
Have her wear slave bells. The constant soft jingling of the bells is soothing and a certain reminder of her submission.
When she has broken a rule, talk to her as you punish and make her speak in detail about why what she did was wrong.
If your submissive does not respond to a command ask her first “Are you fighting me?” Check she has understood what is being asked, re-explain and the give her the full command again.
Make her take her take her clothes off every day as soon as she enters your house, apart from a collar: If she is not wearing make her kneel for you to fasten it .
Dress her when it suits you, or leave her instructions on what she is to wear.
A beautiful, special collar will make any slave joyous. Take the time to select the right one, and have her wear it as often as possible.
Give her anklets and tell her she must wear one of them every day, no excuses.
Whenever possible, have her kneel before you and ask to accompany you upon the furniture.
Choose her hairstyle and go with her to get it cut to your specifications.
Whenever possible, have her display herself whenever you come into the room — legs spread, shirt unbuttoned. No matter what position you take, she is to be sure your view is unobstructed
When around the kids or vanilla friends/family, make sure she has an alternative title for you besides Master, such as “my love” etc.
Use her sexually in a rough, selfish way when you feel like it, interrupting whatever she was doing.
Choose a food that she dislikes and have her eat a small portion every day for a week.
Hand feed her from time to time
Have her crawl to bed each night.
Forbid her to touch herself when you are out of town
Choose her clothing each day.
Have her get your daily wardrobe ready for you the night before.
After punishment, have her kiss your boots and thank you for loving her enough to correct her.
Have her bring a warm towel and wash and massage Your feet each day after work.
Get her tattooed (Your choice of art and location).
Get her pierced (or preferably if You are trained, do it Yourself).
Get her branded.
Respect, but push her limits.
Ask her each night what she did that day that You would not have approved of. This gets her in the habit of being completely honest, and also makes her conscious of the things she could do better each day.
Teach her exactly how You want her to kneel, and demand perfection.
Reward her by allowing her to please You sexually.
Supervise her workout routine.
Each night she is to kneel next to the bed asking permission to sleep with her Master, and each night she does, she is to kneel by the bed in the morning and thank her Master for the privilege.
.Have her polish Your boots weekly, on her knees at Your feet.
Negotiate until you are both comfortable with the terms and then sign a contract.
Pin the contract on you wall where she can see it
Give her a writing assignment: “The definition of Pain – 1000 words”
Have her keep a diary of her journey into submission
Instruct her that she may never get herself something to eat or drink in Your presence without first asking You if You want something.
Some evenings, keep her on a leash and take her with You no matter what You do….even if You do not speak to her or include her in Your activities.
Forbid her to speak or look at you for several days and simply have her obey.
When appropriate, she is to speak when spoken to.
Reward her by giving her delicious pleasure.
On occasion, share her, even if it is not sexually and in the form of servitude.
When it suits You, instruct her not to make eye contact with You without Your command.
Have her keep her body clean shaven at all times or else send her for waxing to suit your preferences.
Conduct random inspections of her body to make sure she keeps herself to Your specifications.
Make her wear a butt-plug under her clothes whenever she goes out alone.
Have her keep a butt plug in at occasions, during sleep, or when you punish or use her.
Train her to sleep with her legs spread
Master the art of the meaningful piercing stare.
Give her reading assignments.
Test her on the reading assignments, to make sure she learned the appropriate lessons from each.
Have her write a Diary to reflect on lessons she has learned.
Have her write a blog on her submissive journey
Instruct her to keep her toenails painted perfectly everyday, and check to see that they are before bed
Make it her responsibility to put the toys away after play and punishment, and to keep them clean and neat.
Reward her by letting her name her favorite scene, toys, etc.
Call her your slut, your pet, toy etc
Have her make a list of the 10 things that make her the most self-conscious, uncomfortable or embarrassed.
work with her, having her do the things on the list, so that she conquers those fears and hesitations.
Sometimes, pamper her — wash her body and hair, having her remain perfectly still as you turn her and move her about.
Hand feed her like a small child on occasion.
Have her eat from a dog bowl on occasion.
For transgressions: make her wear a sign to the next public function naming her crime.
Praise her dedication when she has pleased you well.
Instruct her that she is never to touch your body without permission.
Have her write a meditation about her submission, devotion and trust in you, to be said aloud each night before falling asleep.
For transgressions: deny her play.
For transgressions ignore her aide from using her, do not pet her, or talk to her, and forbid her to speak, move or touch you.
For Transgressions forbid her privileges i.e. food she likes, eating at the table, sitting on furniture, listening to music, watching television, use of phone/internet.
In the same ilk, For transgressions: deny her orgasm. Give her sex, but she can’t cum.
. For transgressions: Command that she is to be silent for a week.She may not speak, and will take whatever pain or pleasure you give as silently as possible.
Treat her like a pet in front of friends, making her present herself, turn herself, sit etc.
Give her a writing assignment: “The definition of Obedience – 1000 words”
Have her wear nipple clamps all day.
Tell her one morning that she must cum for you 15 times that day, and then write about the day.
Have her wear a butt plug under her clothing out to dinner.
On your birthday, let her receive your spankings.
Spend time training her how to move to please You.
For transgressions: stand her in the corner like a 3 year old.
Always flog her after completion of a task, even if it was satisfactory. A well flogged slave is a happy slave.
Speak about her as if she were not present.
For serious transgressions: deny her any D/s at all for a week, letting her do just as she pleases, not allowing her to serve you in any way, no punishment, no instruction, no play, banning titles of respect, etc. This will shame her and certainly make her strive to please you when it is over and she is in her place again.
Defend her honor to those who would disrespect your prized possession.
Pet her often.
Ban her from using the word “no” in ordinary conversation and have her say “I would prefer not”, or “I do not think so”.
Fondle, pinch, grope, slap your submissive at random times when you are preoccupied, out somewhere or passing on a staircase, simply because she is yours and you can.
Modify her body – have her pump her lips daily (both sets!) to keep them plump, keep her corseted under clothes in public.
Make her be webmaster for your site
Whenever possible, have her sleep in a cage.
Buy her sexy or slutty clothes to your liking.
Teach her things, expand her knowledge, in a patient daddy way.
When you are apart, call her and have her masturbate for you.. If you choose to play with others, make sure your slave knows who is first in your heart and that some things are just for her.
Lead her with a loving fist in her hair.
Wake her each morning with an assigned task for the day and make sure it is done by day’s end.
Have her clean keep the house sparkling with her body naked, her legs spread, or on her hands and knees where possible.
Teach her patience.
Videotape your play sessions and watch them together.
Have her place her regular wear shoes in a line by the front door. They should be in a straight line with the laces tucked inside. Inspect them periodically.
Have her kiss the hand/crop/whip that spanks her.
Keep a list of her transgressions in a little book. Let her slip for a while thinking you are not noticing. Then one day, bring out the book and have a day of atonement.
Have her be perfectly still and quiet while you bring her extreme pleasure. When she moves or makes a sound punish her then return to the pleasure.
Keep her locked in her collar when you are home. Wear the key to the lock around your neck.
When possible, have her cook and serve your dinner wearing nothing but a collar.
Buy her a digital camera and give her assignments to take pictures of herself for you in certain outfits or positions, etc.
Don’t be afraid to bring her to tears, for they are yours as well.
Take her and the dog to the park, both on leashes.
Have her fall asleep between your legs, licking your cock and balls, and tell her you expect her to be there when you awake.
Occasionally, fulfill her fantasy.
Keep her nails so long that she cannot touch herself
Master’s word is the last word.
Be consistent.
Take the time to talk to her, learn her fears, her dreams and fantasies. Use your knowledge.
Specify exactly how she will address you in private and in public.
If you are willing to correct her each time she forgets until it is a habit, have her refer to herself as “this slave”
Sometimes do not command her simply force her. Use force to hold her down or put her in the pose you want.
Give her a slave mantra … and ask her the same question with same answers every day to reinforce her understanding of her role and your expectation.
Repeat to her the facts/conditions of your contract and have her repeat them back to you. I.e. “You are my submissive, and I am your Master… I own…I am.., you are…. you will
Fuck her anywhere,This will show her you take what you want. You love her hole and what she’s offering . It doesn’t always have to be in the bedroom or on the couch. If she’s bent over in the laundry room, why not?
Make her asshole a fuck hole,Take her anally. It shows you want her body to be of your use, any hole and every hole. You’re physically telling her that body is yours, for your pleasure, and that what she has to offer is to be your fuck toy.
Cum on her face,Show her where you want to place your cum. she’s there to take your offering and she will love it. Many females will find this humiliating–her face is what she shows the world, and to have it in front of you serving as little more than a deposit will make her feel used. she will also have mixed feelings when she realizes how wet it makes her.
Objectify her,Measure her body parts, treat her like furniture and move her around like she’s a doll. she is your object.
Masturbate into her holes,Either with your hand and the tip into the hole or just mentally keeping in mind that you are using this hole to get yourself off. Again, she will feel used for your purpose, and she will love this treatment.
Ok i don’t know where any of this is originally from, if you do please let me know and i will credit. This may be two separate documents the last 5 or 6 points were in a diff font in my email.
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Online Safety Tips for Littles
I often interact with littles who act with little or no regard for their own safety. Just because you’re talking to someone online does NOT mean you are safe. Especially if you are younger (under 25) I recommend a few basic safety protocols: -Don’t use your real name. There’s no reason for anyone on tumblr to know your name. Use a fake one, or just don’t go by a name at all. -Don’t show your face in pictures unless you are very comfortable with the person you’re sending them to. -Setup a fake snapchat you use just for online sexting. Men will expect to use snapchat to make sure you’re not a catfish, so get used that idea. But you don’t want to give out your regular snapchat. Make one with your tumblr account name or your fake name. -Setup a fake phone number using textnow or google voice. -Be general when giving information about yourself. Say things like your state instead of your city, your field of work instead of your exact job, and don’t give out your college information. You can be up front with the men you are talking to that you have these safety protocols in place. If they are not understanding of your need for safety and push you to give out personal information, BLOCK THEM.
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Very good tips