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Someone pointed out that it’s hard to find the full comic so here it is all at once!

Shang Qinghua is like. He's God. He has the personality of a hamster. He's gay for his boss. His boss is an OC he created that, in courting God, has almost killed God. He can write 10k words in a day and it's shitty porn. His greatest fan is also his greatest anti. He died because he spilled ramen noodles and apparently has the luck of a hamster.

feanarotherindion

mxtx guys be really living their wattpad girlie dreams

lwj literally wrote a song about the hot dude in the class, named it after their ship name and got to marry the said hot dude from the class.

hua cheng created multiple fan art of his idol, sent him thousands of fan mails (lanterns), fought xie lian antis, and married his idol who was also an emperor by the end of the story.

and in scum villian i can't even decide who was the wattpad girlie in the story. shen yuan who married the supposed player, bingbing who banged his milf teacher or shang qinghua who married the rich sugar daddy who was also his literal dream guy?

kelenia

He’ll get it… eventually

kelenia

Fashion police of the demon realm

kelenia

Watchout, it’s the Shen brothers!

kelenia

He’s living My dream

kelenia

Just in, worst person to get love advice from is actually right for once

chadchadington-deactivated20240

quizzical-is

segamascot

artfest

wat if we were two porcelain cats drinking milk together

salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds

whetstonefires

i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, 'this is what Batman villain The Penguin's dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.'

utopians

people talk abt riverdale all the time as an example of ridiculous television bc archie fought in world war one and then got raptured or whatever but they all really forget that once upon a time was the og. remember how runplestiltskin was also the crocodile from the captain hook story (in addition to being th beast from beauty and the beast) bc captain hook fucked his wife but they're both unjted in hatred for peter pan bc peter pan was rumplestiltskin's abusive father. And that was all established by season two

utopians

and dwarves hatched from eggs.

skoople

another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .

ruimtetijd

umbrum77

I think....when I see people say they don't want to see "x" on AO3 and it's pointed out to them that tag system allows them not to see "x" and they insist that no that is not enough they reveal there hand.

It's not that THEY don't want to see "x" they don't want YOU to see "x". They have decided that you can't be trusted with your own decisions. That you can't make your own decisions. And that only are qualified to be the arbiters of what is good.

I think it's condescending, insulting and reveals more about how they want to control others.

quinintheclouds

Y'all have,,, NO idea how much I want a pizza rn. It is taking all of my willpower to save my money and not order one this instant to celebrate getting stuff done today

quinintheclouds

late-stage capitalism is i want pizza but congress won’t buy me one

wait I haven’t tried

I’m gonna call my congressman and see

quinintheclouds

Hmm… Ted Cruz isn’t answering. Still a coward, I see,

quinintheclouds

I’m gonna ask my governor now and tell him Cruz said it was out of his jurisdiction so he’ll feel all important. dude sued the city and is richer than god he can afford a pizza

quinintheclouds

HDGJDFHGJ SOMEONE PICKED UP,,, this is how it went:

Me: Hello, I would like to request an audience with Governor Abbott

Secretary: I’m sorry. I can relay a message and have him get back to you in a call or email.

Me: Okay, thanks! Due to some recent changes and current economic disparity in Texas, I’ve calculated that Gov. Abbott makes enough a year to buy over 10,000 pizzas, for example. As a display of his claims to make efforts towards rebuilding the middle class, all I ask is that he buy me one single pizza.

Secretary: *incredulous laugh/scoff noise*

Me: That’s less than 0.0001% of his salary, not even taking his enormous wealth into consideration, and will affect my voting decision next election cycle. My paypal is https://www.paypal.me/quinintheclouds

Secretary: …I’ll let him know.

Secretary: *Hangs up*

quinintheclouds

None of them bought me a pizza. Guess you could say they crust my dreams :((

quinintheclouds

pLOT TWIST THE SECRETARY SENT ME $15 FOR MAKING HER LAUGH AND CAUSE SHE HATES WORKING THERE,,, THE SUBJECT LINE SAID POLITICAL PIZZA

crowleyisourking

I scrolled away but had to come back and reblog.

southbreak

This is amazing

hasnoname1982

As a person who freaks out about talking to my own family members, I am in awe of the fact that you actually did this

quinintheclouds

me too, but consider: I was really hungry

hellllrazor

“Hmm… Ted Cruz isn’t answering. Still a coward, I see,” is the most powerful thing I’ve ever read.

high-quality-tiktoks

Mixing sodium with potassium is crazy!

naamahdarling

Holy WHAT

pyrogina

no way can you predict how this is gonna end

molagbald

This is NileRed. He has a YouTube channel if you want to see his content but don’t use Tiktok. On YouTube, he posts longer videos (like this one where he makes moonshine out of toilet paper), and he also has a second channel called NileBlue where he posts videos that are just as high quality as those on the main channel (mostly secondary content like cleaning up after main channel experiments but there’s also cool one-off NileBlue bits like the bismuth knife video).

Short videos like the one in this post can be found at NileRed Shorts. You may or may not have seen the short where he destroys a gummy bear with potassium chlorate circulating on Tumblr.