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RAHUL MISHRA Couture Fall/Winter 2027 pls help me get out of debt donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways or dinahlance-shop.fourthwall.com

#fashion #rahul mishra #menswear

sparrowthemormon

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

sparrowthemormon

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

SplatoonJP:

ウズシオ諸島の地下で行進曲を奏でるのは、シャケの音楽隊「DHA（デーハーアー）」だ。

チェロやティンパニの音色はシャケの中枢神経を刺激するのか、ω-3に似た編成となっている。

自然環境に合った様々な楽器を取り入れることで、シャケだけでなく侵入者の士気向上までも狙っているようだ。

itukai

ほっと一息。

#art

i-was-today-years-old-when

i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

jacobtheloofah

you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

#oh my god??#werd

wingdingle

c-130jsuperhercules

#vids god bless #barbie mentionnnn

whitepeopletwitter

kalesrebellion

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

しるし

Who ate it? Beastars x Park and rec crossover.

#this is frying me #beastars #art

shiftythrifting

This is the funniest fucking thing to be put on fb marketplace in Idaho and I'm SO TEMPTED

#god i hope op bought this #iconic #werd

velvetcloak

zuhair murad | spring-summer 2026 paris

#fashion #zuhair murad

parkchanwoohoo

The world could be so beautiful

#vids god bless #wholesome #this is so heckin adorbs

bumblebeebats

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

slowspinningredemption

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.