you are alone but you do not feel lonely

puts you into an enclosure with little nourishment just to see what u say to me when you finally get to have your vengeance with your hands around my neck

[tsurumyaru]

did u know u can send images in asks now

YOU SENT ME THE ENTIRE MORBIUS MOVIE IN GIF FORM?

[tu0fu]

their dynamic i think

[pondcell]

final hope

[woolandflax]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Within a few hours

[flagellant]

the prophecy!

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Thank you Swifties 💜

[hiroshotreplica-deactivated20250]

idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

[hiroshotreplica-deactivated20250]

sorry if you dont want me to show my followers. but these are the funniest tags ive seen in my life

[aaronburrssexdungeon]

its july 4th alexa post founding fathers pajama party

[aaronburrssexdungeon]

[thyrell]

*throws a flashbang into this room and locks the door*

[thyrell]

just learned op is an unironic founding fathers fan so im throwing another one in through the window

[honeymushroom]

this is so fucking funny jrbfgjkbjhfbg

[shittyknight]

I SCREAM

[etherealpanacea]

[jotaillustrator]

[sacrilegiousgod-deactivated2020]

How do I even respond to this

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

these were meant to be private

[panidanya]

i need 40yo me come from the future right fucking now and say don't worry wait a little longer it's gonna be okay you'll find your place

[panidanya]

thank you 40yo me from the future but it's worrying that you still have tumblr

[onceiwashere]

Weeping with unrestrained joy at the aquarium because I saw a fish

[shuubaba]

Long time no post. I’ve been busy with work 🙃 but trying to bounce back now by of course, drawing sensei 😌

[beemovieerotica]

thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[lastvalyrian]

You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing

[talesfromtreatment]

I have never in my life had a kitten react this negatively to swaddling. Fully feral 8 week olds tolerate it better than this 10 day old kitten. Warning: he is LOUD and sounds like he's being tortured.

You can imagine how much fun tube feeding him is right now....

This is the same baby that was growling at me so it appears to be a native personality thing. He's going to be a delightful adult cat at the vet.... Maybe I should change his name to "eternal gabapentin"

[smittyandsaturn]

wahwah

[rawdickulouslywreckless]

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2019-2021 Jeep Wrangler

[aminoasinine]

[jamesroach]

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

[jamesroach]

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

traffic again?

[weaver-z]

Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

[weaver-z]

[ramblingcj]

I saw the video and thought "that guy looks like Jack Black", then I scrolled down to read that. Yup, sure was Jack Black. Also yes, the above is actually true, his mother Judith Love Cohen did indeed help create the abort-guidance system that rescued the Apollo 13 astronauts.

[5bi5]

Wait does this mean people are unfamiliar with this iconic post