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Bill: Y'all know that part in The Grinch when he eats glass?

Ben: Tell me that didn't look delicious!

Edward: Don't eat glass! Don't eat glass. Don't. Eat. Don't eat glass.

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Diesel: *in Duck's face* You are about this close to a complete idiot!

Duck: *backs up* Not anymore.

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Young Edward: Makin' my way downtown, Walkin' fast, I'm a seagull, Go fuck yourself. Badadadadadadoo doo doo doo badadadadadadoo

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Rusty: Duncan's always angry, so he'll never be that popular.

Duncan: WHAT DID YOU SAY!? I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!

Rusty: You see?

Sir Handel: You know, we basically just met you, so it's kinda telling that we all know your personality is flaming crap mixed with garbage.

Duncan: YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THE DAY YOU CAME TO THIS RAILWAY

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Sidney: I'm driving!

Diesel: Shotgun!

Paxton: Ugh! But you had it on the way here!

Diesel: No, I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat. *cocks gun*

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Bill: Bet you can't eat 15 crayons!

Ben: Bet you I can!

Edward: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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Thomas: In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.

*Everyone points at Percy*

Percy: Really?

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Splatter: Okay.

Dodge: What are you doing?

Splatter: Talking to God.

Dodge: Is he telling you to kill everyone?

Splatter: Yeah.

Dodge: No, that's Satan. Hi, Satan!

Diesel 10: Hi, Splodge.

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Thomas: *after falling down the mine* I'M STUCK IN HERE! I didn't think this through.

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Why Mr. Percival rides a bike instead of driving, based on a conversation I had with a couple of friends on Discord:

Mr. Percival: I've only driven a car one time, around the empty church parking lot for a while, then around the corner to DQ, and I fuckin rear ended the Pastor

Sir Topham Hatt: WGAT

Mr. Percival: We were in the drive-thru and I accidentally tapped the gas instead of hitting the brake

Sir Topham Hatt: Oh no

Mr. Percival: I was not going fast enough for there to be any damage to either car so we all just kinda laughed it off

Sir Topham Hatt: Something something God's plan.

Mr. Percival: Yeah, it ain't for me to drive

Sir Topham Hatt: God's plan (license sold separately)

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Stuart: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Duke: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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James: Lemme wear it! Just give it to me!

Gordon: You have to earn it!

James: Last time, you stole it from me early. Do you remember that?

Gordon: I didn't steal anything.

James: Yes, you did! You stole it!

Gordon: I stole nothing.

James: You stole it!

Gordon: I stole nothing!

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Luke: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Peter Sam: Luke nO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

Luke: FLOOR IT?

Rusty: LUKE NO

Luke: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

Skarloey: LUKE YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

Luke: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Rheneas: LUKE P L E A S E

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Sir Handel: Be the bigger person? Really? Really? Sounds to me a lot like losing, which I'm not gonna do. I will be small and petty. Thank you so much and I will be taking no further questions.

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Gordon: Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.

Thomas: What does claustrophobic mean?

Percy: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus!

Gordon: No it doesn't!

Thomas: Hohoho! *laughs*

Percy: Stop it, Thomas! You're scaring him!

Thomas: Hohoho!

Gordon: It's not working, Thomas.