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Ben: Tell me that didn't look delicious!
Edward: Don't eat glass! Don't eat glass. Don't. Eat. Don't eat glass.
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Bill: Y'all know that part in The Grinch when he eats glass?
Ben: Tell me that didn't look delicious!
Edward: Don't eat glass! Don't eat glass. Don't. Eat. Don't eat glass.
Diesel: *in Duck's face* You are about this close to a complete idiot!
Duck: *backs up* Not anymore.
Young Edward: Makin' my way downtown, Walkin' fast, I'm a seagull, Go fuck yourself. Badadadadadadoo doo doo doo badadadadadadoo
Rusty: Duncan's always angry, so he'll never be that popular.
Duncan: WHAT DID YOU SAY!? I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!
Rusty: You see?
Sir Handel: You know, we basically just met you, so it's kinda telling that we all know your personality is flaming crap mixed with garbage.
Duncan: YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THE DAY YOU CAME TO THIS RAILWAY
Sidney: I'm driving!
Diesel: Shotgun!
Paxton: Ugh! But you had it on the way here!
Diesel: No, I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat. *cocks gun*
Bill: Bet you can't eat 15 crayons!
Ben: Bet you I can!
Edward: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
Thomas: In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.
*Everyone points at Percy*
Percy: Really?
Splatter: Okay.
Dodge: What are you doing?
Splatter: Talking to God.
Dodge: Is he telling you to kill everyone?
Splatter: Yeah.
Dodge: No, that's Satan. Hi, Satan!
Diesel 10: Hi, Splodge.
Thomas: *after falling down the mine* I'M STUCK IN HERE! I didn't think this through.
Why Mr. Percival rides a bike instead of driving, based on a conversation I had with a couple of friends on Discord:
Mr. Percival: I've only driven a car one time, around the empty church parking lot for a while, then around the corner to DQ, and I fuckin rear ended the Pastor
Sir Topham Hatt: WGAT
Mr. Percival: We were in the drive-thru and I accidentally tapped the gas instead of hitting the brake
Sir Topham Hatt: Oh no
Mr. Percival: I was not going fast enough for there to be any damage to either car so we all just kinda laughed it off
Sir Topham Hatt: Something something God's plan.
Mr. Percival: Yeah, it ain't for me to drive
Sir Topham Hatt: God's plan (license sold separately)
Stuart: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Duke: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.
James: Lemme wear it! Just give it to me!
Gordon: You have to earn it!
James: Last time, you stole it from me early. Do you remember that?
Gordon: I didn't steal anything.
James: Yes, you did! You stole it!
Gordon: I stole nothing.
James: You stole it!
Gordon: I stole nothing!
Luke: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Peter Sam: Luke nO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
Luke: FLOOR IT?
Rusty: LUKE NO
Luke: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
Skarloey: LUKE YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
Luke: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
Rheneas: LUKE P L E A S E
Sir Handel: Be the bigger person? Really? Really? Sounds to me a lot like losing, which I'm not gonna do. I will be small and petty. Thank you so much and I will be taking no further questions.
Gordon: Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.
Thomas: What does claustrophobic mean?
Percy: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus!
Gordon: No it doesn't!
Thomas: Hohoho! *laughs*
Percy: Stop it, Thomas! You're scaring him!
Thomas: Hohoho!
Gordon: It's not working, Thomas.
Henry: You are not alone if there are trees
James: I can't tell if that's supposed to be a piece of encouragement or an ominous warning.
Henry: That is entirely up to the trees
Mr. Percival: Duncan, you need to be the bigger person.
Duncan: I can't. I'm short and petty.