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Ali | they/them| 24 trans nonbinary Latine and Black American [icon by nikinyellow]

[wizardjpeg]

mostly i do god knows what

[gameraboy]

Peanuts, November 1, 1950

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

[ultraswam]

A real ride or die.

[crimsondragon89-deactivated2017]

She went for his life. She went for his God damn family Seven Generations down. She went hard.

[excitementshewrote]

[cykelops]

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

[meanbuddhist]

can we have a kind and gentle monday

[gif87a-com]

[zukosgay]

is germany okay

[soloontherocks]

oh scheiße

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

This isn’t quite how I imagined the second coming of Christ.

[not-a-slayer-of-dragons]

What makes this funnier is that I’m pretty sure that’s at the station for cologne cathedral

[i-dont-crow]

It is and everytime I see that hole I think of this video

[babtest]

Remembered to check at the station today and report that

The structural stigmata are still there

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Why are the 4 holes?? Maybe 5?

[official-german-puns]

It’s his daily commute.

[thatswhywelovegermany]

#it is written that twice did jesus stumble and twice did the cross strike nearby architecture #so really this is method acting

[ninatastic]

Unfortunately they repaired it recently

[pluto-rain-her]

Es hängen jetzt sogar Schilder dort:

In Kölsch, Deutsch und Englisch 😂

[nylarac]

[tsunderrated]

[bedabug]

truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

[dippyface]

[yodaprod]

1993

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

it’s fuck all friday btw. you need to be doing fuck all

[tufftedtitmice]

I can’t believe I turn 25 tomorrow

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[medrawawi]

stay-at-home dad ilya 🙇 (and shane at work)

[diosapate]

looking at your phone is always one of these two experiences

[bintro]

​i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh

[thicque]

from Game Changer 8x01

Lou Wilson is an absolute comedic genius

[samreich]

the single best post-episode text i've ever received