TUiMeLaR

[tuimelar]

Grab the day by the tits

[memeuplift]

[everythingfox]

A little bit of an overreaction

[only-cat-memes]

♡ Your daily dose of cat memes ᓚᘏᗢ ♡

[sunbon]

Yes it is and so it’s yours

[cigaratbp-deactivated20240825]

It already is.

[saurons-pr-department]

2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things

[lesbianbloodritual]

what if the heat miser had a samurai sword and two guns and he was like executing people and doing backflips and close quarter combat

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Hold on now... she may be spittin facts

[chainmail-butch]

One time I ate probably way too many mushrooms and I could feel my trip going bad. So, I turned to my roommate and I said something along the lines of,

"I feel amazing but I feel like this sensation has a price and I'm about to pay it."

To which he responded, "What are you, catholic?" And that knocked me so firmly out of my mental state that the rest of the trip was hands down the best time I ever did mushrooms.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[onlinebeast]

What do you call these.

Clackers

Grippers

Spatula

Grabbers

Pick-ups

Pincers

Forceps

Nippers

Claws

Something else

Voting ended onJan 17, 2024

[marlinspirkhall]

Snappy boys

[marlinspirkhall]

And of course snippy boys

[pathos-logical]

[ID: Kitchen tools for picking up items which are handheld and consist of a jointed handle with two grippers at the end, most commonly known as tongs. End ID]

[onlinebeast]

Don't lie.

[tuimelar]

[demonboyhalo]

"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[ooppo]

Pomegranates are the most dramatic fruit ever.

Bitch you are a piece of fruit why does it look like I murdered you. Why do you leave my fingertips red and stained. Why do you run down my hands to my elbows when I tear you apart. Why must I rip your body into bloodied chunks to get what's inside of you. Why do you sound so lovely when I crack you open. Why must I eat you with a knife and my bare hands. Why is there so much of you and why is there never enough.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[alexaloraetheris]

See, a scientist makes a little moisture sensor sensor for his plant to remember to water it.

But a mad scientist chooses that kind of audio.

Put this guy in castle Heterodyne, and they'd be best friends.

[medievaljournalist]

unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice

[le-catman]

[cristalplanetheart]

😳

[savethewailes]

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

[adelphicoracle]

Perfect tags

[i-cant-carry-it-for-you]

[elfdyke]

i think twitter is actually really funny and good sometimes. where else are you seeing shit like this