THE VOW I MADE WAS FOR HERRRR!!!

feminist, fat, and pretty cute to boot.

[popculturediedin2009]

First Tinkerbell Hilton, now Bruiser Woods - so many legends have left us</3 

[humoristics]

This is what heaven looks like

[video]

[tullytubby]

Sext: I swear fealty to you.

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

[cili-ai]

People underestimate me because I’m so glamorous. What they don’t understand is that I am a strong woman. And that strength comes from my values, my courage, and my dogged pursuit of vengeance.”- Miss Piggy

Gif set for @the-meta

[babyanimalpic]

[whimsicalsnoopy]

a hero has been born

[dookus]

Poe “Bad Jokes” Dameron

[kieranisnotagirlsname]

@walkingthing

[gifsboom]

Chinchilla Dust Bath. [video]

[ChinTubeHD]

[rainesage]

why did it dissappear im concerened

[macalanya]

he is dust

[hyacinth-willow]

as you know, the immune system walks a fine line between being absolutely useless and killing you

immunology professor this week (via hyacinth-willow)

I mean, a fever is basically your immune system going, “LET’S SEE WHO BURNS FIRST, MOTHERFUCKER.”

(via thebastardofgloucester)

#ALSO MOST DEADLY ILLNESSES ARE ONLY DEADLY BECAUSE YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS TRYING TO HELP

(via fightthecoldwithspices)

[punacceptable]

[jonbutter]

[davidmichaelbennett-deactivated]

Drying my t-shirts…

(…watch with sound)

[governmentintelligence]

Dismaland got a new attraction

[beefbearrito]

[beafcow2]

me and the squad

[in-soviet-russia-appa-rides-you]

Click the sound, it gets better.

[libraryfemme]

I’m

[limebinch]

@slime-mother @liquorlace @thebrakshow

[prokopetz]

Reasons that R2-D2 is the most relatable Star Wars character:

Exactly two moods: grumpy snark, and hysterical screaming

Needs his friend to explain everything he says

Secretly planning to bring down the government

Easily mistaken for a trash can

[lizziebennet]

Parks and Prejudice

[inharchive-deactivated20190619]

I honestly have no excuse for this.

[miasarchive-deactivated20191230]

Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you’re a droid, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.