im barely exaggerating when i say i think of this every single day
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Stranger Things
trying on a metaphor
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Xuebing Du

pixel skylines

Product Placement

@theartofmadeline
taylor price
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will byers stan first human second

Andulka
Cosmic Funnies

Love Begins
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.

titsay
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@tumblingbumblebeeboop
im barely exaggerating when i say i think of this every single day
To Be Alive Gregory Orr
crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it
i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage
I met a printer early in my IT career that did not want to be a printer. it sat in a school reprographics room, sullenly chewing any job it was fed - if it deigned to notice them at all.
then one day, a miracle occurred. an exhausted physics teacher, instead of punching in 12 for the number of copies she wanted of the 30-page booklet she had made for her A-level physics class, punched in 1200.
and that printer came to life. this print job was its moment, its magnum opus! it WOULD NOT be parted from it, no matter what we did, until we physically unplugged it from the wall, by which time it had printed almost 200 copies.
moral of the story: no printer wants to be a printer, unless you also do not want it to be a printer for a bit.
printers do not want to be printers because they want to be problems
printers do not want
to be printers because they
want to be problems
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it
i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage
they share one brain cell
did a quick doodle of them
this is everything to me
Paul Merwart, The Flood
in a parasocial relationship with My true self
Elizabeth Taylor, do you think it's forever? âš
By Helene Beland
bit hot today got the feets out
I really want you to know that she is in fact the softest rat I've ever had idk what kind of conditioner she uses but I've never touched a softer rat that wasn't a tiny baby
Tatiana Sorokko @ Vivienne Westwood Fall/Wint 1998
Hamster Escapes the Most Dangerous Prison Maze đč
While this seems cute I'm pretty sure it's stressful to the hamster
Does anyone know more about this?
The hamster does not watch movies, and therefore is unaware that the cardboard and plastic props in his obstacle course are references to well-known cinematic deathtraps.
Annie's Ibiza Fall 2024
Confession: The letter âtâ key on my laptop has been broken since 2024. From what my research tells me, they canât fix individual keys on that model, and my laptop is no longer under a warranty, but it seems foolish to fork out over $900 for a new computer, so instead Iâve trained my brain to hit ctrl+v every time I want to hit ât.â
But sometimes I have to copy-paste something else besides ât,â which means I need a readily available place to copy the âtâ from.
My first thought was to search âtigerâ on Google, but if you canât type the letter ât,â you just get search results about Bob Iger.
I realized words that end with âtâ are easier for Google to autocomplete, so the first one I thought of was âcrypt.â But wouldnât you know, googling âcrypâ takes to you to cryptocurrency results, and I REALLY donât want my algorithm thinking I google that multiple times per week.
Then I remembered a cool place I went in London, called Cafe in the Crypt. Itâs exactly what it sounds like and located below St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church. When I type in âCafe in Cryp,â Google does indeed autocomplete it effectively! So I either keep that search result open in a tab or Google it every day.
So, that being said, if anyone works for St. Martin-in-the-Fields Churchâs marketing department and has been utterly flummoxed by an IP address from Virginia that has googled their cafe hundreds of times over the past 6 months⊠that wasnât a bot, that was me.
I am the Spiders Georg of Cafe in the Crypt.
Anyway, itâs a pretty cool place to check out if youâre ever in London. Just maybe not cool enough to Google it on a daily basis for months straight.
tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse
imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer
[showing a medieval peasant radioactive by imagine dragons] so we have devices that can record sounds and music as if it were words upon a page
peasant: can we listen to something else
me [lying maliciously]: this is the only song we have.
Cullen men being simps
Inspired entirely by this post. The tweets are golden, and I thank you for your service in collecting them @jennifercheckwannabeme