life on the chalupa scene

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yes i have memories. yes they make me insane

[teennewssource]

hot girl summer is over it’s scary woman winter

[jigglypuffsvevo]

my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude

[virtualhell]

Uber eat

food $2

drink 1$

Delivery 40$

Total : 349$

[ansonmount]

I Gave Myself A Claire’s Makeover - Jenna Marbles

[truemarble-deactivated20210329]

[galatur]

Yahoo’s grand plan for Tumblr was to turn it into a “next-generation PDF”

They didn't really get it.

Good time to bring this back

[pissvortex]

me when i know what a pdf is

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

this is so funny

[princesstigerbelle]

If cats knew what sin was they wouldn’t even care

[blackpyrefly]

I don’t care either fuck trigonometry

[depressed-with-memes]

[sacred-portal]

[luckydreaming]

[alexander]

true gay idol

[fullmemetalalchemist]

this will never be relevant to anything but a while back i ran into a bag of bread that was cut the wrong way and i lost my mind over the way one slice looked

[parkchanwoohoo]

u ever talk to someone and wish you could be like, “god i totally understand where you’re coming from, and yes this DOES suck a lot, but your shift leader at panda express is not like, a member of the capitalist class, he’s just some dude who’s worked at panda express for a while, and him telling the manager and the manager firing you for your third no-call no-show doesn’t make him like, your oppressor, he’s just some dude who probably has nothing to look forward to in life except like, his biweekly board game nights with the same friends he’s had since high school, and you should be able to relate to that because you also have never left the town you grew up in, which is FINE, i’m just saying like, you shouldn’t key Dan’s shitty 2003 mini cooper, he doesn’t own capital, if anything you should be mad at the MANAGER, but even then i don’t know if he counts as a member of the capitalist class either, so like, find another panda express, there is no dearth of panda expresses around here, and it doesn’t even have to be panda express, i think panera pays a lil better”

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[catchymemes]

[cocoacallalily]

The nerd girls are tired…

[sailorzeo]

I sell soaps and scents at cons. The number of times women told me “You’re doing the lord’s work, selling soap at con” was immeasurable.

Of course, it only works if people BUY it…

[dollsonmain]

And then use it.

[wanderingcitrus-deactivated2021]

Saw these heroes at a con recently.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[catchymemes]

The dog is supposed to run up in front of her and sit.

[sethlord]

11/10

[unclefather]