Claire Keane
Jules of Nature
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cherry valley forever
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Stranger Things
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occasionally subtle
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Janaina Medeiros
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@turdsandwhey
yea dude no the festival used to be better when nobody knew about it. When it was still underground and lowkey but now everybody knows about toyotathon and the influencers have just ruined the whole vibe
fucking cursed myself, they found out about kia summer sales event too jesus christ dude
the plant ‘blindness’/plant ignorance phenomenon is genuinely tragic for so many reasons but at the same time plants get away with so much more because of it. like it’s actually very funny
tree at my grandma’s house dropped a ton of male flowers on my car last night and each one was armed with a little pollen explosion to go off when it fell so the roof/hood/windshield was covered with dead flowers and their corresponding pollen nuclear isolation zones literally so much plant nut it was turning water running off my car yellow couldn’t get all of it some still hanging on down the highway just INCREDIBLY vulgar behavior and what I’m saying is. could you imagine the HOA reaction if this creature was an animal
we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST
and breadsticks are its BONES
ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins
its organs are CALZONES
LASAGNA plates its armored hide
and should the hero dare
you'll find the noisome Jaws are strung
with garlic angel hair
If any former colonies fancy nuking us that’d be great👍
Duwu uwu wanna gow tuwu cwownytowny tuwu watch the cowwie nates??
For fuck’s sake.
I read it as "Clowny Towny" at first, which at this stage seems a lot more appropriate.
DJ: I want to see everyone in here go to heaven right now
in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.
aliexpress is my favorite site because you’re always like 2 clicks away from getting suggested stuff you didn’t realize existed and you’re not sure if it’s obscure medical/veterinary equipment or sex toys. sometimes both.
you don’t want to know
ahh yes, hammer sex toys. why not?
Unironically, shout out to capitol records for getting the publishing rights to morrissey's last album and then not releasing it. Two years and counting baby!
i have never attended an orchestra concert appropriately dressed like why am i wearing jeans rn. last time i was in clubwear
Please retire the "we are made of stardust" phrase I am so tired of it
Stars are made of flesh
I change my mind bring back the original phrase
theyve been giving cloven hooved beasts the faces of men lately
apparently europeans have the impression that US Americans never learn the metric system.
like our science curriculum from day one is entirely done in the metric system. we just don't use metric in our day to day lives.
yeah actually we kinda just do it for the bit :)
I have had people try to gently and kindly explain to me the workings of the metric system, as if Americans are having trouble with the concept of a base ten system. like no. we get it. we were taught this when we were like eight. it's just that like. we don't really wanna do it that way. for the bit.
no no it's for the bit it's for the bit !!! it's for the bit!!!!!
Me, sometimes, out of nowhere, at no specific time and for no specific reason.
Does this work for you?
@siverfanweedo
I can do this all day
Plus one I made for my friend, 17.
@zylauniverse
@rookeryblue
How do I get a trans Pepsi nitro mousegirl of this?
The Gimli Glider is one of those stories where every aspect sounds more fake than the last and yet it all actually happened.
-A passenger plane was underloaded with fuel because Canada had just converted to the metric system and everyone supposed to double check their numbers got it wrong. -When the plane ran out of fuel they were too far away to make it to an in-service airport and had to head towards the Gimli military base. Which was shuttered. -They were coming in to fast due to a lack of flaps control and had to perform a series of slips (as shown in the video above) to slow down, basically drifting a giant passenger plane. -As they come down they realized that just because Gimli’s been decommissioned doesn’t mean it’s abandoned because a bunch of people are having drag races on the runway they’re about to need. -Despite everything they managed to land safely and no one was killed or even hurt which is why it’s one of the best air disasters to meme on.
The Wikipedia page on this is fantastic and my favorite line from it is “Flying with all engines out was never expected to occur, so it had never been covered in training.”
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