Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.
And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in

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Sade Olutola
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Not today Justin
will byers stan first human second
sheepfilms
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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shark vs the universe

Andulka
tumblr dot com
YOU ARE THE REASON
art blog(derogatory)

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
cherry valley forever

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Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.
And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in
tumblr user 1: you guys should drink more plain water, it's good for you
tumblr user 2: actually you can drink whatever you want all the time
tumblr user 3: yee and water is icky :(
tumblr user 4: I literally can't drink plain water as I'll instantly start throwing up, some people's bodies simply can't process it, you can't make blanket statements about what's good or not good for someone else's digestive system
tumblr user 5: ooouugh.. tony the tiger hairy armpits 😩
REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WAS RIGHT THERE JESUS CRUST
jesus crust
I SWEAR IN THIS FANDOM WE HAVE A GIF FOR EVERY OCCASION
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
I find it very telling that Tamsyn Muir, who came up through this hellsite, wrote books where the evil emperor starts out as a basically okay leftist millennial tumblr user.
What makes the villain the villain (inasmuch as it's useful to examine TLT characters through that kind of simplistic lens) is that when the chips are down and he has to choose, his priority is punishing the wicked, not saving the people left behind.
I would invite anyone whose engagement with their cause consists of finding the 'correct' group of people to hate, to consider whether 'evil emperor' is the next career move you see yourself taking, and if it isn't, to gently suggest disembarking from the hate train.
Because no one wants their God King to be a tumblrina called John.
If I could directly implant this understanding into the brain of every TLT fan, by jod I would
have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.
they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.
their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.
longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years
toxic flesh
has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.
lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion
largest genome of any shark
eats everything including moose and polar bears
ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you
this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard
just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !
Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!
Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir
I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks
His username is:
xHarlemShakex
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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows
and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows
i can't cope
making the image from my intro its own post because i think it is my magnum opus
The knight is doing her best to fend off the bandit ambush, so if the princess could please stop flashing her tits because it's "funny to distract her", that would be greatly appreciated
Big Brained @procrastinationaccount
Finally some quality content in my portfolio
is jake gyllenhaal gay??
why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this
happy pride month to this post specifically
Gideon and Harrow
was in a painting mood
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapter 30: Ego te Absolvo
Gideon feels like a bug pinned to velvet. She weighs her options: go home and feel whatever seething, horrible thing that's been hanging in the space between her and Harrow's apartments since the night before, or let Pyrrha rake Gideon over the coals of her steadfast avoidance throughout the past month over waffles.
At least the one choice has waffles. If she really thinks about it, Gideon has sold her soul for less.
basically the best thing any character can do is decide they don't want to be afraid anymore - in fact they never want to be afraid of anything ever again - and take action so drastic they fail to realise that this too is a decision motivated by fear. or to account for the Consequences of that.
[with obvious perverted intent] hey. don't you want to release the safety catches on that character. don't you want to flip off all the switches holding them back and let the control rods go.