Coming Out Of My Shell

Heya, I'm Derrick

[koolaid-girl23]

[relatablepicturesofmorgana]

[billfrancois]

wah

[ghostowlattic]

[little-tunny]

Never cared for the “everyone is beautiful uwu” sentiment. The things that make you great are your kind heart, amazing talents, silly sense of humor, and your willingness to get up and try again! …But please, take a shower.

[little-tunny]

consarnit, pornbot!! You’re missing the point entirely. We’ve talked about this!

[everyteenager4free1]

[moonavem]

i am obsessed with the way you draw dave hello

hello :D

[mortalityplays]

it is truly astounding how unembarrassed people are to have less basic curiosity about the world than a rural peasant from the 1400s

[mortalityplays]

someone figured out how to eat tapioca and you won't boil an egg

[mortalityplays]

I don't like the phrase 'learned helplessness' bc I think 90% of what we use it for right now isn't learned helplessness at all, it's learned refusal. Nobody actually thinks they are too stupid and incompetent to try boiling an egg or to click on the second page of google results, they just can't be fucking bothered and have learned all kinds of cargo cult structural inequality talking points to justify it.

Ohhh schools don't teach critical thinking any more ohhh my parents never taught me how to boil water ohhhhhh not everyone is privileged enough to have the time and energy to read two whole wikipedia articles I have no choice but to go through life with the accumulated knowledge of a dead beetle.

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[hustlerose]

i can teach you

[alm0sthere]

t-teach me.. what??

[hustlerose]

[turtle-fox]

I'm back

[iknaenmal]

I think.. I think we should bring back pesterchum

Like what if we all used this instead of discord would that be fucked up or what

[dogplayingpoker]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I told you Peter...you can't handle they/them pussy

[gohdelle]

[draculagerard]

the word sheepish is so funny. like 🐑 baa

[schizm-deactivated]

i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did.

[schizm-deactivated]

i think i even complained to my mom like "you said god will always answer my prayers but he hasn't turned me into a dog yet so??? bullshit" and she was like "oh honey 😊 god🌞 works in ✨mysterious✨ ways, and He🌞 knows whats best for you...turning you into a dog🐕 isnt the path🛣️ He🌞 has set for you🙏😚" and i was like. well that sucks i hate him

anyway im into petplay now

[thefiresontheheight]

[cchanticleer]

ur just minding ur own business and it hits u

[cchanticleer]

going straight for the jugular huh