varying tones of fuck

I'm Emily. F/23. I have a new obsession every month or something. I love video games, turtles, and being nice to retail workers. Mom to a really awesome autistic kid. #austismpostive

[luisonte]

One punch man

[dzamie]

THE FLOURISH AND SHEATHE

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

important!!!

[beautofwomen]

This was explained in a wonderful way

[secondbeatsongs]

my friends talk about furry babes and anime waifus for days on end, but if I say “Jack Black radiates sex appeal”, suddenly I’m the weird one?

[saint-batrick]

jack black exudes raw sex appeal on a level i feel might kill me if i was within five feet of him.

[orthogonal-to-the-binary]

[tacosaysroar]

[peach-foxgloves]

[inthefallofasparrow]

All you fools are gonna look super dumb when the Queen hobbles out on her walking stick in February, stops in a daze, topples forward and almost falls flat on her face, but at the last second does a forward somersault, jumps back up, and then cheerfully gives a bunch of children a tour of Buckingham Palace, during which she kills them off one by one, in order to choose which one will be the next queen.

[charitydingle]

THE CAT IN THE HAT 2003, dir. Bo Welch

[dankmemeuniversity]

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

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[jdsketchbook]

quick Vampire doodle

[dankmemeuniversity]

[funnytwittertweets]

[a-yoda-a-day]

pussy so hot she put grill marks on my dick

[a-yoda-a-day]

Oh my god do not reblog this post if you are actually horny. What is wrong with you

[dexer-von-dexer]

[memewhore]

[cloudmancy]

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

[cloudmancy]

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

[fonchi262]

[jacryptid]

[aberrantemotion]

[zum1udontno]

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