Shane touching Ilya's face when they kiss is one of my favorite things ever

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Shane touching Ilya's face when they kiss is one of my favorite things ever
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Thanks, Shark.
Having thoughts about just the compact storytelling of Park the Shark and how he has slicked back hair that makes him look smooth (like a shark) and he glides into the room (like a shark), circles the patient (like a shark) grabs the amputated leg messes with it to see if he can save it, and then circles right back out the room while sniping at Whitaker. You get everything you need to understand about this massive douche in less than a minute and you get why they call him a shark.
Shark should have an ongoing affair with the attending who was drinking iced coffee while waiting for the active shooter victims
SHARK/SHEN??? YOU ARE A MAD GENIUS? YES LETâS GET SHEN SOMETHING ELSE TO SUCK ON BESIDES AN ICED COFFEE
HuckleShark this, ParkAbbot that, toxic SharkRobby whatever
Give me ShenShark, aka the "Why in the fuck are you even with that guy?" "He's different at home." relationship where Shen can get big scary Park to do anything and mellows him out.
Congratulations Tommy Kinard and Donovan Rocker, you two have been upgraded from twins to triplets and now have a brother named Dr. Brendon Park aka Park The Shark
Okay imagine that Shane was just a touch less paranoid and Ilya is just a touch less avoidant. So they're starting their hook up thing and Ilya takes Shane's cellphone and is like "Hollander calm down, we will be friends, everyone will think we are friends" and Shane's like "what?" and Ilya says "I think if my dick has been in your mouth then we are friends"
So they become publicly friends with a friendly rivalry on the ice. They played each other in juniors, they were drafted together, they've known each other a long time. So its not weird for them to 'catch up' when they play each other. Its not weird for them to occasionally get dinner together.
How do we think this changes the timeline and when do we think those dinners start to feel like dates?
02.13.2001 đ Happy Birthday, Hudson Williams!
I need them to do a reboot of House but I want them to just go fucking wild with it. Everyone's gay, everyone's fucking. House, Wilson, and Cuddy are in a toxic polycule, one that definitely violates work ethics, that ends when Cuddy cheats on them with Cameron. I want it to be just as homophobic, just as ableist, just as fucked up, as the original and yet have the characters all be so fucking woke. Same episodes with the same plots but modern. I want Chase to have an onlyfans.
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I wish kinky sex ed wasn't so stigmatized even among left-leaning "sex positive" circles. Everyone's all "uwu I'm a sub I'll do anything you ask" okay mommy wants you to read The New Bottoming Book so you learn how to sub without hurting yourself since your sex ed up to this point is porn and your ex boyfriend Jared who liked to choke you incorrectly
Iâm so glad you asked! Let me list off what Iâve got for you:
Books I personally recommend:
- The New Topping Book and The New Bottoming Book, by Dossie Easton and Janet W. Hardy
If youâre having kinky sex at all, you need to read at least one of these two books. Point blank. Theyâll teach you the very basics of negotiating properly (which is critical!), and help you identify what you are and arenât into.
- Mindfucking Mindfully, by Sir Ezra Where this book really shines isnât actually in helping you âmindfuckâ people, itâs in taking a close look at how to do so ethically. Itâs a great answer to the question âhow do I get someone to consent to something and still surprise and shock them with it?â
- Real Service by Raven Kaldera and Joshua Tenpenny This is a slightly niche pick but there simply isnât a better book on the subject. Itâs written from a 24/7 M/s perspective, which is not what I do, but the book itself is an indispensable guide to giving and receiving service. The phrase âif the Master doesnât want it, it isnât serviceâ will be burned into my psyche for quite some time. I love this book a lot. Maybe my favorite out of all of these.
- Enough To Make You Blush: Exploring Erotic Humiliation, by Princess Kali This oneâs high on my reading list;Â Iâve heard it recommended by a number of people whose opinions on these things I trust.
- Pretty Much Anything Midori Has Ever Done Midori is a great resource for this stuff - I havenât personally read much of her work, but sheâs a well known sex educator and great at what she does. Sheâs known for bondage, but has a lot of range beyond that.
- This Negotiations Worksheet from Bex Talks Sex This is what I default to using a lot of the time for negotiations. Forget BDSMtest, you donât need that, itâs no good. Just look through this worksheetâs wordbank with your partner. Big fan especially of the âhow do you want to feel?â section.
Books I can kind of recommend:
- The Ultimate Guide to Kink, edited by Tristan Taormino This book is weird. Thereâs a lot of good info for experienced players, but some of whatâs written here skeeves me out. I think if I had a top that thought the way some of the tops in here think, they would not be topping me for long. But thereâs some good techniques and so on to pick up that I wouldnât have otherwise. I liked the distinction one of the authors makes between being sadistic in the sense of inflicting pain and being sadistic in the sense of doing something your sub doesnât âenjoy.â
- The Ritual of Dominance and Submission, by David English Man, this book fucking sucks. The writing and editing are garbage, and the fear and protocol play described need way more careful negotiation than he ever lets on, let alone recommends. This is some 50 Shades bullshit. The only time I recommend this book is to tops like me who tend to be very affirming to their partners and need a guide on how to really scare them - when their partner consents and when you negotiate it, which this book sucks at teaching you. Really good content on fear, punishment, and protocol play, really terrible presentation of the topic though. Donât read this if you donât already know what youâre doing.
- Paradigms of Power, by Raven Kaldera I love this book. Great book. Very focused on 24/7 M/s play though, and, being an anthology, some chapters are better than others. If you canât read something and pick out what is and isnât for you, donât bother. But some really great inspiration, and generally pretty well written. Big fan of the discussion of leather throughout the book.
Hope some of these are helpful for people ^-^ for the average person reading this I recommend New Bottoming/Topping, but theyâre all important parts of my library and Iâve recommended all of them to friends at some point or another.
May I also suggest Hell on Wheels and Kneeling in Spirit by Raven Kaldera, d/s companion books that address kink with a disability. They're a should read for everyone, imo. You never know when you or a partner are going to have changes in your body that affect what you can physically do. Temporary illness/injury and even just age can affect your sex life.
I'd like to suggest Better Bondage for Every Body! It goes really in depth on anatomy, pain processing, self-tying, and has chapters specifically focusing on how to do rope bondage on/for someone who is disabled or has chronic pain, which was really important to me.
reblogging specifically for these last additions bc I don't think I've ever seen resources for kink w/ disability
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