ForShitsAndGiggles

Really just trying not to make my whole life about tv shows

[vivienvalentino]

[severusdefender]

severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won’t get mad.

[death-totheauthor]

*Slytherins remain silent*

[srsfunny]

Saw something similar and had to recreate.

[urfavescorpio]

it’s a razor scooter to the ankle type of year

[catchymemes]

Aaron Earned An Iron Urn

@dooleyfunny | IG

[jfc-set-theory]

“Damn what the fuck? we really talk like that?!”

“Mmhmm”

[drinkingisgoodforyou]

“Fuck Aaron.”

[teekily]

[whackityshmackity]

this needs no context because it applies to almost everything

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yuri-club]

Fun fact!! It's cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like "I don't know if you're dying or falling asleep and I'm not willing to gamble" so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not die™. It's one of my favourite facts

[joematar]

how bout it gets with the fucking program we’ve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life

[this-isnt-my-bra]

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

[lolodapsycho-deactivated2017030]

HOLY SHIT

[mamoru]

one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.

my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me

[silver-rayn123-deactivated20181]

I had a sub in English once, on presentation day. And everyone goes up and does their thing, and then its my turn. The whole time im stuttering and mixing up my words, having to stop and re-say my sentences. The rest of the class is used to this and claps. However, by the time its over, the teacher is 100% done.

Starts saying horrible thing about how im going to have to get over my ‘fear of public speaking’ and how she’s heard 8 year olds give better presentations (plus worse things but I don’t really member them). By then im in tears and on the brink of a panic attack, and then she starts telling me off for crying The rest of the class is horrified. Then this boy stands up. He never been my friend and we never really got along, but he’d never bullied me. He told her in a pissed off, cold voice that in freshmen year I got a concussion and that I never really recovered from it, so all that was medical related and I couldn’t help it. Then he starts telling her off and the rest of the class joins him.   The teacher is mortified and tries to cover her ass, but the whole class walked out and that boy took me by the shoulders and we all walked to the principles office and told him what had happened. Lets just say she isn’t teaching anymore. Also, turns out that boy had a sister like me, who couldn’t really speak. We’ve been best friends for 8 years and i’ll be his best woman at his wedding next year.  The moral is that Teachers, even subs, and adults shouldn’t scold kids before knowing the whole story, because shit like that can fuck up kids self-esteem for the rest of their life. 

[quixylvre]

When I was thirteen, I had to have spinal surgery. When my doctor said I was allowed to attend school again, he said I had to use a wheelchair when on school grounds. My first day back at school, my special-ed teacher had put up a banner in her classroom that read, “There is no elevator to success. You must take the stairs.” I asked what that meant regarding my wheelchair, and she gave me detention for “disrespecting her authority”. The next week she gave us a homework assignment to design a poster that could potentially be used as a Public Service Advertisement. On the due-date, I handed this in.

My special-ed teacher was fucking OUTRAGED. She wanted me expelled for ridiculing her authority in front of the other students. The principal proclaimed my work to be “a masterpiece of satirical genius” and vetoed the special-ed teacher’s attempt to expel me.

[chaotic-carnifex]

Reblogging this post yet again, this time for the masterpiece of satirical genius. Hope the teacher got in trouble.

[brunhiddensmusings]

no teacher anywhere should want a child expelled for “disrespecting their authority” no special-ed teacher anywhere should be this pissed about someone having special needs

[inthefallofasparrow]

[slayerdaily]

Strong is fighting. It’s hard, and it’s painful, and it’s everyday, but it’s what we have to do.

{insp}

[heartofalifer]

what was this movie even 

[eddiemoonson]

A cinematic masterpiece.

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director

[schittscreekgifs]

Alexis, they’re liking it! We have five likes! People are cawing back!

[stuckinreversemode]

SCHITT’S CREEK (2015—2020) Season 1: Don’t Worry, It’s His Sister

[bleekay]

ronnie’s judging you. she’s judging aallllll of you ☕️

[solaurorae]

That time Superstore released one of the best confession scenes in television history

+ Sandra experiences every shipper’s dream

[jon-snow]

OKAY HERE IS A LIST OF REASONS TO WATCH NIKITA:

THE MAIN CHARACTER IS A WOMAN OF COLOR

MORE THAN HALF OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS ARE WOMEN

literally the women are shown being JUST AS GOOD at their jobs, if not better than the men, especially nikita and alex

emphasis on relationships between women, specifically that of nikita and alex

FOUND FAMILY SISTERS TAKING DOWN AN EVIL CORPORATIONS

fun spy show that you don’t have to think too hard about

A SPY AND THE DUDE CHASING HER FALL IN LOVE

maggie q is fantastic

the entire show is on netflix

idk it’s just like a fun show that i am really enjoying without having to think too hard about

[gunbunnycentral]

All of the above is accurate - you don’t *have* to think too hard to keep up, but if you *do* want to think about and analyze what you watch, the writing is top-notch. There are parallels on top of parallels, the plotting is nearly flawless, and the characterization is amazing - especially the female characters, who consistently get priority and almost never resort to the various stereotypes we’re all sick of…

[andyouweremine]

I’d just like to add a few more things I appreciate about it (in addition to all the above things mentioned which are all ACCURATE):

No love triangles

The continuity is amazing

The boys are the ones who get fridged

even when they’re apart, the show never strays from its focus on the two main ladies

the main character’s issues connect back to her relationship with her mother-figure more than her father-figure

one of the main themes as the show goes on is finding home and family

there are twists in this show that you will not see coming

every single “oh I hope that’s not where the writers are going with this” moment does not go where you hope it does not go

basically all these writers took every single action trope you can think of about the typical Male Action Hero and subverted them like heck

some of this is due to the source material, but a lot of it is new to this incarnation

the action scenes are amazing

It’s got a cast full of deadpan snarkers and it will make you laugh.

It will also break your heart into pieces.

and then break those pieces

Even though it was canceled, the ending is super-satisfying.

[orphanblackzone]