every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened
not sure if this'll get answered, but i'll try coz these are genuinely cool things i discovered
Drove down I-81 in Virginia, and saw the sign for for Hogback Road, Route 666. Coincidentally, Adam Young, the Antichrist, lives on Hogback Lane.
In the Good Omens book, one of the false bikers of the apocalypse knows Bible trivia because he had to work at a hotel where "some bugger named Gideon" had left behind his Bible. The Gideons International are an organization that leave Bibles behind in public places (especially hotels, motels, and inns) dedicated to "making the Word of God available to everyone and, together with the local church, reaching souls for Christ."
thanks and bye if you answer this!!
You are a fine discoverer of things.
It's fascinating to watch in real time as once-common references (like Gideon bibles) gradually recede into obscurity. It's like the ask Neil answered a little while back from the person who had stumbled across the movie The Omen and noticed it had a lot of similarities to Good Omens.
(This is not a kids-these-days! post. There is no reason new generations should trouble themselves to learn about the transient fads and ephemeral media of older generations. It's just that I'm now old enough to see it happening, and it's interesting.)
That's how I'm feeling about things too.
They should invent a sleeping from 4am to 10am that gives you 10 hours of sleep
“The best way I can love you is by not losing myself in you, but growing with you.”
— Unknown
“When your head hits the pillow tonight, remind yourself that you’ve done a good job. Be patient with yourself, and remember that big things are achieved not all at once, but one day at a time.”
— Nicole Addison
are you able to snap your fingers?
yes, i can do it normally (thumb and forefinger)
yes, but not normally (say which fingers you use in the tags)
no, i can't snap my fingers at all
a secret fourth option? (explain in the tags)
(i just want to know im not alone with my weird hands)
for those wondering, i can only do it with my thumb and pinky and i'm better at it with my right hand than i am with my left
Ekekek battle. (via ekekekkekkek)
The internet is a magical place because imagine how close we all came to never having witnessed this.
“No one is afraid of heights, they are afraid of the fall. No one is afraid of the dark, they are afraid of what’s in it. No one is afraid of love, they are afraid of the broken heart.”
— Unknown
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“It’s okay to feel tired. Take yourself to bed at 9pm, and tuck yourself in like the cute burrito you are. Tomorrow is new and full of opportunities.”
— Unknown
We gotta start taking "child having an absolute meltdown in public" not just as a circumstance to be compassionate about, but as the valuable opportunity it is.
I personally like to close my eyes and pretend I'm the one who's screaming.
Scream for us all, little nugget.
Every time a child screams or cries out of nowhere I intentionally say “me too” or “couldn’t have said it better myself” or something similar before the parent can try to apologize.
OUR MELTDOWN
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