eats shoots and leaves

jackieyeh.com she/her 25 chinese-american

[twilightfire]

Thinking about an opportunity i turned down because i thought it was fake... terribly cringe!

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[rehearsing]

happy too tired July everyone

[soulofthedeep]

Sound on to hear the water running through pebbles

[sun-e-chips]

Artists the hour before artfight begins

We’re counting down >:)

[railroadlion]

Mega Feraligatr

[phaggotetta]

fuck being an idgafier i've decided to love forever

[railroadlion]

Shiny Mega Feraligatr, Croconaw, and Totodile

[disgustinggf]

[homunculus-argument]

Top 10 branches of science ranked by how bad it would suck to be killed by them (from best to worst)

Physics - probably the nicest just on the grounds of how fast that's gonna be. Like if you're a goner before any of the other sciences can get to you, you probably don't even have time to feel anything.

Biology - the most standard default way of dying. Most of the time it sucks but not badly enough to warrant you its own wikipedia page.

Geology - one of the oldest OG classics. Rock hits Og. Og is gone.

Psychology - slow tigers are chasing you.

Zoology - fast tigers are chasing you.

Sociology - idk me and the rest of the angry mob agree that you had it coming.

Chemistry - this is a hard one to place because there's a lot of variation. But anyhow you're getting undone on a cellular level.

Mathematics - how the fuck did you even do that.

Cosmology - why the fuck did you even do that?

Theology - what the fuck did you even do?

[larval-tear]

do not, my friends, become addicted to touching. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

[charl0ttan]

it will take hold of me?🥺👉👈

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[bot]

[caesarsaladinn]

RUN! RUN!!

[xekstrin]

Something to keep in mind…. building muscle is so hard people compete to see who can do it best. If you’re a woman worried about “getting bulky”, i promise you that you cannot achieve that physique by accident. Now go lift weights to increase your bone density & protect yourself from osteoporosis and improve your insulin resistence and eat a fiber + protein dense meal with some carbs to refuel and fat for satiety + energy 🫵

[xekstrin]

trans women this goes double for you especially the part about eating 🫵 you are not immune to your bones becoming tapioca in your old age pick up the weights and the fork sister we’re all gonna build our new bodies if i have anything to say about it

[stellanix]

it's that time again

[twilightfire]

Forgot all my knitting and guitar at home. Feeling rather... hobbyless right now.