Ticci Tobias

creepypasta 4 life

[twilightripoff]

I hate how much I have to upkeep the human body WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO drink WATER and eat FOOD regularly fml why couldn't I have been a plant

[blended-ice]

talking under the olive tree

[twilightripoff]

@entinullbutno

[hisuianserperior]

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

[kunosoura]

you don't even get three episodes into tom and jerry before that faggot jerry uses mistletoe to get tom to stop chasing him and kiss him instead. and that faggot tom coquettishly complies.

[straightboyfriend]

masculine ways to communicate

morning bitch can't wait to taste your nips tonight

send nudes or i'll kill myself

hi sweetheart have you ever heard midwest emo music? i have a 14 hour playlist we can listen to together

you sound crazy right now. you're making that up

[omtai]

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

[astarsmindd]

Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing

[omtai]

Thank you for giving me another chance

[theofficialmalewife]

Janus: I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now!

Virgil: Uh oh. *slowly backs away from Janus in fear*

[astronomyplatypus]

"what's 2+2?" the well-educated snow leopard:

[celluzu]

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

[theofficialmalewife]

C!Thomas: What are you're thoughts virgil?

Virgil:

[twilightripoff]

Weird thing in my life is that ppl say I act like I'm better then them?? Chat. I have HORRIBLE self esteem, I try to take up as least space as possible as I am.

What drew you to the conclusion of that I'm actively trying to put others down around me???

[sapphling]

broooooo ahaha that's so epic. do you mind if i grow fond of you

[entinullbutno]

@twilightripoff

[twilightripoff]

Me when I thought ur name was crystal,, and my brain likes shiny things. We're friends because I'm a crow

[unpeeled-human]

legally, i should be allowed

[unpeeled-human]

just have to make sure

[kippwire]

and summore

[unpeeled-human]

love that genre of old newspaper comics where the characters would be flipping their shit over missing a due date

[unpeeled-human]

leave. me. alone.