Trust My Rage

All the sexy people, funny quotes, and the occasional kitten or puppy. Maybe nsfw post. Ye be warned! Safehouse for everyone! They/them pronouns.

[txtapollo]

Cottagecore this, goblincore that, no one seems to realize that the ideal is hobbitcore. I wanna be hairy and fat and well fed and happy about that, with a tidy and cozy home and garden, absolutely raucous parties, and a little bit of theft and vandalism, as a treat.

[eamesie]

venom + text posts 

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

Important ideas to consider when creating characters who are black and indigenous people of color. (x) (Creator’s instagram post)

[mezzmerizedbyrichard]

My Armitage Alphabet

[aspergersissues]

[skepticalfrog]

someone: it’s a boy!

dwarves: how do u know, when they can’t yet decide or speak to tell you...

a Man: 😂😂😂

dwarves: 😬😬🤢

bonus:

[chubby-bunnies]

I’m fucking wheezing

[dashaibo]

Dude, I think there’s a problem with your PS4.

[such-justice-wow]

*smacks ps4* this is what good pussy smells like

[thenatsdorf]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[cb-liger]

I love how the cat moves its eyes like “is this right?”

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

Solidarity

[trainthief]

Yesterday night a lady came through our drive through and was like “the way the planets are aligning and the fact that we’re getting a blood moon has me worried. I sense severe werewolf activities on the horizon. You better walk your coworker to her car tonight after you’ve closed” and I didn’t even know what to say I was just like “yes ma’am”

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

2019 Wild Ride Master Post

Former Gearbox Software lawyer is suing Randy Pitchford for a bunch of reasons, including being a pedophile

Bowsette Creator Given Trophy By Pixiv And NicoNico For Creating Bowsette

Alex Jones lost the lawsuit against the Sandy Hook victims’ families and now his company’s financial records are getting busted open 

Jeff Bezos is getting a divorce without a prenup and is probably going to lose a lot of money

The 20 Million Dollar Build The Wall GoFundMe got canned, refunded, and the organizer got exposed as a scam artist that has pocketed GoFundMe money before

WE’RE ONLY 11 DAYS IN BABY 

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

the day is literally not even over and i got something else to add:

The Mary Sue publishes an interview with Dwayne Johnson claiming that he thinks “snowflake culture” is “taking us backwards,” The Rock responds on Instagram claiming that the interview was completely fabricated.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

adding this to the post for posterity:

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Fake Nude Photos Debunked By Foot Fetishist

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

im going insane

Toby Fox calls out MatPat for using Undertale as a clickbait crutch and for refusing to source indie games he shows off

Tumblr Blog dedicated to reviewing and insulting McMansions is evidently getting archived by the Library of Congress 

[bestviralposts]

MY HEART WILL GO ON….

credit: ian.zaro / ig

[depresso-not-cured-but-thanks]

I can hear this without sound

[localstarboy]

She bought 48 hot pickles. Fourty. Eight. hot pickles.

[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

TAURUS

[blackmodel]

i only act like this when im alone and she has the bravery to record it wow

[domscott02]

i love her sm

[whetstonefires]

“they don’t even know I’m not a gas station” lmao

[rebelgirlmatrix1213]

I LOVE HER

[eroscestlavie]

chris hemsworth is like a DnD character whose class 100% does not require a high charisma stat but he put it as his highest stat anyways like “hmm I think it will be useful (:” so he just walks around as a muscle-bound brawler who can also inexplicably get anything he wants from anyone by smiling at them 

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Him and Terry Crews

[madmaudlingoes]

Terry Crews: high-level fighter who also multiclassed into bard, for some reason.

Chris Hemsworth: that barbarian who loves to knit.

[bowtomypointlesswords]

Hugh Jackman: high level bard who was forced to take on barbarian when the party didn’t have a tank and now just wants to sing but he’s been the tank for so long it’s anyone sees him as.

[bestviralposts]

oh my god she’s screaming 🤣

credit: bestvideos / ig

[gayngrossdottorg]

[buddhabeeb-deactivated20220106]

It’s so sad it has to get to that point.

[discobloodbath-blog]

That smile at the end. Icon. Also statement above is true. A lot of them just don’t see us as people.

[oshun67]

We Exist

[transclementines-moved]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bairnsidhe]

On this bitch of an Earth as it is in Heaven.

[vaultieglass]

hey staff why did all the adult artists get banned but I’m still surrounded by pornbots and terrible harem fantasy game ads with crying abused women in them, I know the answer is MONEY I just really wanted to bring it up and acknowledge how fucked that is