Diary of a Deranged Dollface

18+ NSFW ...Oh, me? I'm just a 30-something sinner. Allow me to drag you to the dark side. You'll get used to the smell.

[jaggedspine]

their what do not re-post instagram | twitter | bluesky

[bookpdf]

oh this phrase is not going to leave my mind for a solid week at least. obsessed with this collection of words

[bookpdf]

le doohickie in question btw:

[gatorzaeder]

Take my gay cats, Tumblr!

This is part 1, the next part will be gender identity centered :)

[marithlizard]

(via bsky)

In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:

Taylor Farms Earthbound Farms Little Salad Bar (Aldi) Marketside (Walmart) Kroger House Brand Target private label greens Costco salads and greens etc Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.

This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.

We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.

[neverniko101]

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

[neverniko101]

That is. a great username. The first thing I saw upon opening tumblr. Thank you.

[i-welded-ur-genitals-shut]

Woah. They weren’t kidding organisms will perceive and react to stimulus.

[porterr-robinson]

[nightmare-grass]

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[wasdplz]

can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO

[ink--poison]

How the fuck did the entire internet’s sense of humor make one hell of a 180 in 7 years?

[crittizen]

Okay but I love how “me and the boys at 2 am looking for BEANS” actually became a meme after this video.

[viktor-sbor]

Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.

[alkthash]

The octopus

[meshugenist]

me when i fucking get u

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[chubbidust]

i like imagining they're the ones singing the chapter intro

[thepalelawyer]

my bloody mary

(un)fortunately, extended family visit got me feeling very Minthy this week

[processes]

minimalist pencil sketches of cats by Shou Xin (手訫)

substack

[closedforgoodbyelol]

[smallpwbbles]

I'm super obsessed with the fact they were fishing together in the credits.

[gwninja]

Its fun reading these in the characters voices in your head

And then Zach Hadels voice just jump scares you

[psychicpsy]

Wouldn’t it be funny if the final round of the tumblr sexyman poll was Sans vs Jesus… and Sans won? I think I’d consider opening up that mini bible my aunt gave me for pride month in that case.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Who’s sexier?

Sans Undertale

Jesus Christ

Remaining time: 1 day 15 hours

[evevoli]

my deltarune fanart

[evevoli]

meanwhile...

[galacticgoldfishart]

Sometimes i save little gems and forget about them

[chubbbybunnie]

For those who want the pic

[legolokiismighty]

i spent longer than i care to admit on this

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him