Twirlimazoa

Interests: MBTI, Needlework, DnD, humor

[letsgetsalty]

Agdgsgsgsg I’m LIVING for this Reef2Reef thread. This guy was worried about his urchins getting sunburnt so he made them little hats

[letsgetsalty]

IT GETS BETTER

[bogleech]

In the wild these urchins will in fact carry a small rock or shell exactly on top like this and im so happy there's people taking advantage of that and who care about their urchins as pets.

[commander-ledi]

i visited an aquarium at some point, and our tour guide told that when the staff had a party, they put a little decorative plastic hat from a booze bottle into the sea urching tank, and just left it there because the sea urchins liked it, and kept taking turns in wearing it.

[goingknowherewastaken]

Discovering that sea urchins wearing hats is a thing in this world means so much to me rn

[creativerule34hentai]

Are you going to scroll past this post without giving them a yeehaw, pardner?

[anarcho-smarmyism]

god im just thinking about how much going to public school in the MCU would’ve made me hate captain america. every time i got caught giving some bitch the finger or writing on bathroom walls or ditching class or stealing books from the library cause i got a fine or what have you, and then they gave me lunch detention or ISS and i sat in that dumbass eraser-smelling room and im in My Chair (the chair i always sit in and yell at anyone else who tries to take it), fuming, arms crossed, full of teen angst and hating everyone around me, and AGAIN had to watch this stupid fucking video ive already seen so many times that i know it by heart and every word grates on my eardrums and i’d just see this fuckin familiar face

and i would be ready to LOSE MY SHIT

[anarcho-smarmyism]

Villain Origin Story

[stuckuptumblercunt-deactivated2]

god imagine Steve giving Peter his Captain America is Disappointed in You face/lecture over something dumb and Peter just fucking dissociating and zoning back in to “Peter! Are you even listening to me???” and looking him in the eye and being like “I’m completely immune at this point. You can’t even touch me.” and walking the fuck away

[anarcho-smarmyism]

canon.

[thor-20]

the real reason why Peter agreed to fight cap at the airport

[tonystarkstan]

I also firmly believe that not a single teen in the MCU would take Captain America seriously. I’m positive he’d be a total meme, and anytime some sort of disaster is happening, all the kids would just laugh, like “good luck.”

The News: Captain America may be our only hope.

High school kids, snorting: What’s he going to do, tell the villain he’s disappointed in them and to make better choices?

[anarcho-smarmyism]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[ms-demeanor]

Gen-X Supervillian confronting cap after years of PSAs: Oh no, it’s the star-spangled saint coming to tell me to make better choices. Whatcha gonna do, Cap, help an old lady cross the street at me?

Captain America, AKA Steve Rogers the pissed-off-Brooklynite who spent his youth getting into alley fights: The fuck are you talking about? Eat fist, dipshit.

Cap leans into it after four villains in a row get thrown for a loop by him insulting their mothers and swearing a blue streak during battles so he plays up the oh-shucks thing during interviews. That works great until the news catches him on camera saying “It was propaganda, you nazi fuckwit” while decking a superpowered alt-right millennial who came to attack a BLM march.

“It Was Propaganda, You Nazi Fuckwit” becomes the next meme. There are photo edits, there are tee shirts.

Steve buys a tee shirt.

[honoriaw]

omg this is so awesome

[charminglyantiquated]

Classic and Reverse harpies, mermaids, centaurs, and nagas

as a species we have this habit of tacking human faces onto animals and when you think about it, it looks kind of stupid, but it looks even stupider backwards

so

[ohitscole]

“You should not be.”

[kitcaspar]

a cross stitch tribute to terry the tangela. message me if you’d like the pattern!

[luxarcher]

Have some WLWs (WooLooWoos) for Pride Month!!

[fluffmoth]

[contagioushappiness]

Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers. 

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

yes. good.

[jeaniefranklins]

I’ve been laughing at “you kick her body like the football?” for days.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Me, lightly nudging Mochi out of the way so I don’t drop a hot pan or something similarly dangerous on both of us: Kitty, Please.

Mochi: I   A M   S O C K   N O W.

[ballsballsbowls]

I HAD to know what Miette looked like and I was NOT disappointed

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[personalgremlin]

this makes me want to cry

[aqueerkettleofish]

First of all, “…they were surrounded on all sides by echoes and images of themselves, in a world where image and object had not yet torn themselves apart” is one of the most poetic phrasings I’ve ever heard.

Second, here’s the original source, “What the caves are trying to tell us” by Sam Kriss.

Third, the original opens with:  “Every so often, I get the urge to drag someone into a cave, and show them something unspeakable.”

I had another point, but it got lost in the artful prose of this article.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I feel like “every so often, I get the urge to drag someone into a cave and show them something unspeakable” is something that’s okay for a paleolithic cave art expert to say, but like, absolutely no one else

[brokenhorns]

Wooloo but KNIFE

[valtsv]

the only problem with bottling up your emotions for years as a coping mechanism is that once you start getting therapy and learning that it’s okay to be emotionally vulnerable sometimes you’ll regularly find yourself on the verge of tears when you don’t even actually feel like crying but somehow unable to force a single tear whenever you actually really could do with letting it all out

[valtsv]

me when i’m trying not to cry

me whenever i could actually go for a nice refreshing emotional breakdown

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

i think it’s so wholesome that whenever me or my friends have issues w our plants 🌱 .. i always send my mom a pic and she gives us a diagnosis and what to do

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

had another plant problem so i asked my mom..

[neekz-art]

Plant not gay

[versacemom]

Gays are happy

[beardedchrisevans]

[lullychi]

For you and your internet friends! 💙

Feel free to send these to them but please do not repost

[fitzsimmonsaf]

@buskidsburgade

[realgirlsgaming]

[mitch-turn]

Sweet generalization.

It’s not about whether a character is trans or gay. Gay characters make sense. People have been gay for millennia. Trans however. Not the case. In a high fantasy setting, how in the balls are they going to perform surgery where they change the sex of the character??? It makes no sense at all. They’d have to explain it. And remember, this is high fantasy, Game of Thrones is also in that category. This is a time where they would reach into your body with an object strikingly similar to a salad tossing spoon to yank out a small piece of arrowhead. Pretty sure they hadn’t figured out a surgery as complex as a sex change…

The people complaining that there aren’t enough gay/trans people in stuff like this are just as bad if not moreso than the people who complain about gay/trans people being in stuff like this.

Create your own fantasy world filled with nothing but gay/trans people. Make it so that being heterosexual is the minority. All the power to you. Good luck trying to create it.

[didntfitthenarrative]

You don’t have to have surgery to be transgender. Lots of transgender people don’t. Transgender people, people who identify with the gender not corresponding with their birth sex, have existed before the surgery. And the existence of and recognition of a third sex or dual sex existed in pre-modern times in lots of places are the world. So, for one, your “how in the balls are they going to perform surgery“ question doesn’t actually matter. They don’t need to in order for transgender people to exist. But if they did want to include transgender people who undergo physical changes to reflect their gender/sexual identity, in a HIGH FANTASY world, there’s actually a really easy answer to that:

[pupperoni-pizza-deactivated2020]

*ahem*

[atomic-darth]

“How are you going to make someone trans in a fantasy setting full of magic spells, potions, and artifacts?”

[vaishino]

shout out to the elixir of sex shift for covering more than just a gender binary.

[kirinandvlindertje]

also lets not forget that in ye old days (aka time of the ancient greeks (aka the bc years)) that people drank the urine of pregnant mares to feminize themselves. like, trans people find a way ;)

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

…the fucking Sumerians had trans people, brosky.

Sumerians.

They didn’t even have fucking iron, but they had trans women.

[needledreamweaversrpgideas]

dude lemme find you a fucking. girdle of sex change from 1st edition

woah what’s that?? the first edition efreet cover???

OH HEY ITS A FUCKING GIRDLE OF SEX CHANGE AND THERES ALSO A POSSIBILITY IT REMOVES ALL SEX CHARACTERISTICS FROM THE WEARER

it’s on page 145 of the dmg 1st ed. want an easier-to-read screenshot of a pdf??

tldr fuck you

[needledreamweaversrpgideas]

it’s pride month welcome back to “tldr fuck you” anyways dnd says trans & nb rights

[vethyourhalflingmother]

@booksandwildthings called the quarter-elf campaign “critical de rolo” and that’s so clever im tagging it as that now

[lgb-positivi-t]

Aces are LGBT+

Aces are LGBT+

Aces are LGBT+

Aces are LGBT+

Aces are LGBT+

Aces are LGBT+

Aces are LGBT+

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

crowley, finally noticing that aziraphale has been acting gay as shit for the past half-century: yo dude, why all the rainbow scarves

aziraphale, very pointedly: i guess i just relate to the gay community because i also love someone i’m told i shouldn’t love

crowley: cool. who