Dire Crowley's boykisser son

☽Twisted Wonderland Is All I Can Think About Please Hwlp♔Demiboy & Agender♔He/It/They/Cloud/Hymm♔Writer With No Motivation♔Bad Social Skills♔CRINGE♔I Deeply Apologize If I Misunderstand Something Or Word Something Wrong☾ Requests: closed Asks: open

[twistedprince]

Welcome to the mirror chamber..

Hai Hai!~ I'm Prince and i'm a (cringe) writer with no motivation \•○•/

I'm bad at talking to people and with words (yet i'm a writer, ironic) so i apologize in advance.

I'll most likely not post much for a while- energy, motivation, and confidence aren't the best lmao👍

RULES:

1. No politics, please.

2. Do not ask for donations.

3. Don't start drama (you can def talk abt it tho🍵👀)

4. CENSOR TR#Y CL#V#R PLEASE🙏 /silly (i don't actually hate him iz js a jest dw)

5. DO NOT FOR THE LOVE OF PLUSHIES DO NOT ENTER MY WORK OR ART IF I EVER POST THAT INTO AI. I AM AGAINST AI AND DO NOT LIKE IT. FUCK THOSE CLANKERS.

..Yeah that's abt it, heh. I'll add more sometime, lmao.

WHAT I WILL WRITE FOR:

I will only write for male, gender neutral, and trans ftm readers.

I can try to do a reader of any age, tho old!readers may not be very good😅

Fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, hurt/no comfort, death, gore, angst, comedy, suggestive, sh (depends tho), suicide(also depends) platonic, sibling!reader, and romantic... And angst.

WHAT I WILL NOT WRITE FOR:

Polyam relationships (depends on the request n what chars tho), character x reader, and SOMETIMES character x character (depends on what chars tho).

Ships i'll write for (Apologies but i'm not writing for a ship i don't like/care for): Cater x Leona, Cater x Vil, Cater x Malleus, Cater x Rook?, Vil x Rook, Idia x Azul, Jamil x Ruggie, Deuce x Epel, Sebek x Skully, Malleus x Mikkus(OC), Ace x Sheldon(OC), Renva(OC) x Raza(OC), Crewel x Gabriel(OC), maybe Azul crushing on Jamil angst, maybe Jade x Riddle, maybe Floyd x Neige, and x reader to some of those. Might also write/yap a lil abt Leona x Cater x Vil x Rook. Teehee.

Incest, rape, sa, abuse, pedophilia, beastophilia, ED, mental disorders(maybe) etc.

Female reader and pregnancy.

Stuff to know before requesting:

Yandere.

Smut.

Characters:

Riddle: romantic or platonic.

Tr#y: Please do not request, i can't write for him😭 (i would also gag every time i type his name lmao)

Cater: romantic or platonic.

Ace: romantic or platonic.

Deuce: platonic only.

Leona: romantic or platonic.

Ruggie: romantic or platonic.

Jack: platonic only.

Azul: mainly platonic, might do romantic if i think i can.

Jade: romantic or platonic.

Floyd: platonic only.

Kalim: platonic only.

Jamil: romantic or platonic.

Vil: romantic or platonic.

Rook: romantic or platonic.

Epel: platonic only.

Idia: platonic only.

Ortho: platonic only.

Malleus: platonic only.

Lilia: romantic or platonic.

Silver: platonic only.

Sebek: romantic or platonic.

Crowley: platonic only. (sry hes my dad)

Crewel: romantic or platonic.

Trein: platonic only.

Sam: probably only platonic, i can try romantic tho.

Vargas: platonic only.

Artemiy Artemiyevich Pinker (Che'nya): romantic or platonic.

Neige: platonic only.

Fellow/Ernesto(?): romantic or platonic.

Rollo: romantic or platonic.

Gino/Gidel: platonic only.

Yuu: romantic or platonic.

Yuya: romantic or platonic.

Cheka: platonic only. (obviously tf ????)

Will probably write for Swing once i watch a translation of the event or when it comes out on EN server.

DNI I don't like you:

Homophobes, transphobes, racists, ableists, pedos, zoos, radfems, terfs, MAGAs, etc.

EXTRA:

Yuu, Grim, Fellow/Ernesto, Gino/Gidel, Rollo, and Skully all count as Ramshackle dorm. I might also try to write for Swing (once i watch a translation of his event). So you can just request Ramshackle dorm and it'll be all of them.

Everything will most likely be OOC. Why? Becuz i suck at this. Tho at least it's actual writing and not AI slop.

Spam liking/reblogging is okay! I absolutely love seeing people interacting with my stuff !!

TAGS:

Answering an ask: Crow In The Court

Just rambling: Crow Caws

Ideas: Shiny Trinkets

OCs: Baby Crows

Simping: Mating Dance (do crows even have mating dances??)

Fics: Puffed Feathers (ya know cuz birbs prob do that when they're proud ?? (donno if i'll ever be real proud of a fic but i digress (did i use digress right ??)))

Some of those are actual tags so i just add this emoji: 🐦‍⬛

Warnings:

SPOILER WARNING !!!

I am not responsible for who sees what here so interact if you want, i don't really block ppl honestly. I can't control you🤷

My fics are not for everyone, i will write abt some triggering topics (only the ones i think i can write, ofc)

It'd probably take me a whileee to actually do requests cuz i'm really bad at doing things lmao..

Please for the love of blåhajs, do NOT request female reader or pregnancy (or period unless it's ftm reader) I AM BEGGING YOUU-

There will be cussing, suggestive jokes, hate for fictional characters with no reason, uh.. Other stuff

Links:

OCS INFO POST:

Not here yet

MASTERLIST:

Not here yet

ABOUT THE THING BEHIND THE BLOG:

Names: Prince, Vincent, Felix, Fool, Cloud, X, Cotton Candy/CC, Kitti, and anything else. Also any of those names mixed works as well<3

Gender: Trans demiboy & agender.

Pronouns: He/It/Cloud/Hymm/They.

Date Of Birth: April 25th 1387.

Random twst shit idek: TR#Y CL#V#R NUNBER 1 HATER!!!! (i don't actually hate him it's just for shits and giggles) Dire Crowley's son no cap not clickbait totally real i will sell trade my father for him PLEASE- Deuce, Idia, Ortho, and Gino/Gidel, are my childs. "BROTHER MALLEUS" I yell as they drag me to a white padded room. I enjoy making things make sense. I dunno what i mean by that. Leona Kingscholar but cuter, dumber, not a jerk(?) /aff, and anxiouser(?).

Animals named after twst characters: Cater the dog, Meleanor the cat, Jade the kibdy (kitty), Skully the Star Trek cat?, and Jamil the snek.

Random personal shit idek: Femboi. I have too many likes. And OCs. I love my OCs. Otherkin. Shifter. Currently trying to shift to twst (scared). May occasionally write for other fandoms but i'm not in many so😔 But if you wanna yap abt fandoms then go ahead! Pls don't dm me btw, but i do love asks a lot! Even if i'm really awkward at answering them. Also pls don't ask to be mutuals, if i like you then i'll follow you, 👍👍.

If ya wanna know more, pls ask, i like talking (but i'm absolutely terrified of doing so)

Okii that's all~ thank you for reading, sorry if this was too confusing n stuff lmao

ALSO PRETTY PLEASE GIVE ME FACTS ABT RANDOM ASS SHIT (ESPECIALLY SHARKS AND CROWS AND CLOUDS AND RAIN AND STARS AND SPACE AND THE OCEAN AND EVERYTHING)

(Sevens, i rly hate reading this back😭 iz so cringe ejwodb)

Anons:

No one. Nobody likes me UwU>_< /sarc (this sarcasm pls don'r take this seriously😭)

[twistedprince]

Item: The Time Machine Rarity: ⏶ Common

What game do you associate most strongly with a specific time in your life?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Ermmmm

Obey Me! Shall we date? Is a game that i associate with a younger me. I really really loved that game and it meant a lot to me. I don't play it anymore (storage) but it'll always have a special place in my heart. It helped me grow and is apart of me. Solomon is my 2nd favorite all-time character (Leona kicked him to 2nd so he could have 1st). Which is really funny cuz i used to hate Solomon when i first got into Obey Me.

So yeah- i associate Obey Me the most in my cringiest era. Nostalgia makes me sick /pos

[twistedprince]

Yk, i dunno if this is actually something and i've never heard anyone talk about it but i like how Rook transferred.

Like the huntsman in Snow White (which i haven't seen in forever so i apologize if i get anything wrong), he helped Snow White, kind of "switching sides". Like- idk how to word plus i don't remember much and i'm sleep deprived, but Rook going from Savanaclaw to Pomefiore is kind of like the huntsman going from "Evil Queen's huntsman" to helping Snow White?

Idk man- i just felt like that was kinda fun. I really really love how intertwined Savanaclaw and Pomefiore are<3 Rook being originally from Savanaclaw and transferring to Pomefiore, Jack and Vil being (somewhat) childhood friends (plus they go jogging together), Epel wanting to be in Savanaclaw(maybe not as much in the later books), Epel being one(1) of the "froshes" Leona cares for, Vil and Leona's "divorced couple" relationship, Ruggie... Ruggie's js there for the food /j

I'm tired and barley focusing so, sorry if this doesn't make sense or something🤧

Random photo:

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Thinking about doing random mundane(is that right?) stuff with twst characters. (platonic or romantic. GN!reader. Typos. Minor Skully x Sebek (i couldn't help myself))

For example...

Pulling pranks with Ace. Like drawing a spider on toilet paper in a bathroom stall. Or convincing Deuce it's a school day when it's actually a weekend.

Going to the beach with Deuce to scream and yell and let all your emotions out. Playing around in the water as well. Maybe even making a sand castle.

Doing trends and trying out filters with Cater. Recording videos about whatever and taking selfies. Going to cute cafes to make aesthetic stuff.

Baking with Tr#y. Trying out and learning different recipes to make for Grim and friends. Baking treats to share with friends and family.

Having tea with Riddle. Talking about all dorts of stuff. Like the troublemakers, school, The Great Seven, tea, flowers, and more. Just enjoying the company in the maze.

Taking care of plants with Jack. Him introducing you to his cactuses and such. Rambling about them and giving you advice on how to take care of them.

Doing odd jobs with Ruggie. Helping him do errands just to give him a hand. Laughing about embarrassing stuff you find. Then going to get food after. Your treat, of course.

Playing chess with Leona. Talking about anything and everything. Just basking in the sunlight. And he just might let you win. Sometimes.

Running around and being feral with Floyd. Just doing whatever yall want. Sometimes you're dancing, sometimes you're watching people. Just whatever. Together.

Going on nature hikes with Jade. Watching him ramble on about how strange land is. Helping him build terrariums and taking photos.

Gossiping over secrest and contracts with Azul. Talking about how naive some people are and how desperate they are when they want something. Very amusing.

Going on carpet rides with Kalim. Flying through the nigh sky, almost touching the clouds. Or just floating a bit off the ground. Whatever you prefer.

Cooking with Jamil. Learning how to make food for you and Grim. Seeing how to make it taste good and look good. Then enjoying the delicious meal together.

Carving apples with Epel/Watching Epel crave apples. Watching as he makes swans, blastcylces, and whatnot. Maybe even trying it yourself.

Going people watching with Rook. Sitting up in a tree somewhere and watching everyone do what they do. Listening to Rook poetically talking about how unique they all are.

Going shopping with Vil. Walking around, seeing which clothes would go great together, what types of skincare do, etc. Then going to gets drink after.

You and Ortho teaching each other things. Like you showing him different animals, plants, instruments, whatever, and him learning all about it. Maybe telling each other facts.

Watching anime/playing games with Idia. Talking about the plot, characters, story, animation, artsyle, etc. Rambling on and on about it. Listener & yapper but switches.

Reading books with Sebek. Talking about things you notice, like, dislike. How the characters progress and change. How the speaking might be different, etc.

Playing with animals in the woods with Silver. Seeing how he just attracts bunnies, birds, deer, etc. Petting them and giving them so much love cuz they're so cute whzkdh.

Going stargazing with Lilia. Laying down somewhere and staring up at the sky. Telling one another stories. Talking about anything and everything under the moonlight.

Going on midnight walks with Malleus. Looking at gargoyles, letting him ramble on about them. If you're afraid of the dark, he'll stay close to you as protection and comfort.

Sitting in the couch at Ramshackle with Grim talk about whatever. Tuna, friends, how powerful he'll be, whatever. Just him sitting on your lap while you give him pets. It's you and him. Family forever together.

Accidentally falling asleep on the couch in Crowley's office so he gives you a blanket and makes you some tea, water, whatever you like, when you wake up.

Crewel giving you fashion advice. Or if you're Yuu, him giving you some clothes because that damn headmage sucks- because you're a good pup and can't just wear the school uniform 24/7.

Having Trein help you study if you're having trouble in class. Him having a firm but gentle voice, explaining whatever in a way you can understand better.

Vargas helping you build muscle and get you big and strong. You might need to go over some stuff about his teaching style, but still. You know he's just a nice guy.

Helping Sam with the store and getting discounts. If something hasn't been selling for a while, he might give it to you for a low price or free! He's like that one(1) cool uncle.

Teaching Gidel your hobbies. Helping him find something fun for hin to do now that he has a safe space to stay and not having to roam on the streets anymore.

You and Ernesto cooking together. Making food for your respective family members (Ernesto w/ Gidel, you w/ Grim). Then you four(4), and the rest of the Rams/Ramshackle members, eating together at a table or in the living room.

Gardening with Rollo. Going out to work on Ramshackle's garden. Mainly just so Rollo has something else to do now that he isn't taking care of the bell at NBC. It's nice listening to him hum while patting dirt around a flower.

Making Halloween stuff with Skully. It could be in the middle of July but you two(2) will be making Halloween decorations to put up later that year. He will also be rambling about Halloween and The Pumpkin King (idk how to spell his name)

Causing chaos with Swing. If there's someone you and/or he don't like, you'll be stealing something from them. Maybe pranking them as well. Also you and Swing trying out filters together.

Imagine having a sleepover at Ramshackle with the first(1st) years. Everyone bringing snacks and drinks. Y'all sitting in a fort you made and watching movies, youtube, playing games, everything. Some of them saying they'll stay up all night (Ace, Epel, Grim, Deuce after Ace said he couldn't, and maybe you), the others saying they're sleeping because they're good boys (Jack, Sebek, maybe you). In the end, all of you fell asleep in a pile. You wake up to go to the bathroom, get a drink, from a nightmare or whatever. You see them all cuddle together peacefully sleeping. You take a photo with the ghost camera. Your favorite first(1st) year wakes up and tells you to come back to bed. You do. Feeling your body and soul relax. You don't have to worry about anything right now. Not the future, not the past, not the overblots, not the world you're from, not how you're an alien. None of that matters right now. Only you being together with your friends family.

Imagine you and the Rams (event chars living in Ramshackle) going out to grabs some groceries so the seven(7) of you can survive for the week. Grim and Gidel got lost looking at fish, Swing got kicked out of the store, Ernesto got beat with a purse by an old lady, Skully got a lot of stares, and Rollo just behaved. Then on the way back he saw the Diafam and they taunted him so you and the Rams had to drag him back while he was muttering about how vile magic is and how Malleus is evil and how you should really stop going on walks with him. In the end, you and Ernesto were cooking in the kitchen while Skully was making something for Sebek, Grim was sleeping, Gidel was playing with the Nintendo Idia gave you, Rollo was reading, and Swing was... Probably tormenting someone. Not your problems right now. Once dinner was ready, the seven(7) of you ate while talking and/or watching something. You might still miss your world, but days like this make you glad you're here.

Erm yeah idk. I wanna post this now so. Kinda ran out of ideas. Sorry if i made grammer mistakes, typos, worded stuff wrong or confusing, if it doesn't make sense. I tried to give the NRC students four(4) lines so. FUCK I FORGOR TO INCLUDE CHE'NYA AND NEIGIE. Oh well. I'm done rn. Might add them some other time. Also i reached 30 tags so uh. Yikes.

[twistedprince]

Bro i've been trying to work on some twst OCs lately cuz like. They're cute and i like them. But i have like 7 somewhat developed OCs and only 2 have signature spells. I wanna post the OC intro post but like. agakdba. I've had it since like May 4th 2025?? Sonewhere around there i believe.

Also ik no one will rly care abt them so💀 i really wanna learn how to draw in the twst art style but i don't even draw digitally, man🤧

Maybe someday i'll post the OC intro post or talk abt them. Until then they'll be sitting in the closest like old dolls

[twistedprince]

Ahh. This was nice. Being in Ramshackle alone. Just sitting on the couch while scrolling through Magicam. Well- technically you weren't alone. The ghosts would come into the living room and check up on you.

Grim had a sleepover with Ace and Deuce last night. It kind of felt lonely without him here. When you woke up and went downstairs to get a drink and maybe some food, you were about to open one of Grim's morning tuna cans. You didn't actually open it though, you realized before you did.

"YUUUUUUU!" Ah. Speak of the devil cat weasel underworld fire pokemon wannabe mage creature. Or critter. Does Grim fall under creature or critter?

You were snapped out of your thoughts when Grim jumped up on the couch besides you.

"I'm back, henchuman! I hope you didn't miss me too much!" Grim says proudly while standing on his hind feet.

"Oh yes, indeed i have. I have missed you terribly so. I thought i was going to faint from loneliness." You sigh dramatically while having a hand on your heart. You could've sworn you heard one of the ghosts say something somewhere.

"Yes, yes. Why wouldn't you miss your boss," Grim says as he sits down. "Alright, so! Guess what happened!"

"Hmmm... Lemme think..." You says while having a hand on your chin.

"You look like Jade when you do that." Grim shudders.

"Hehe. Maybe you'll listen to me then," Grim gasps in offense. "Anywho- Did Ace get collared?" You guess.

"YES! Good henchuman, you get!... Nothing. Deuce was also collared." Grim says, one of his ears flicking.

"Wow. That sucks, man."

"So! Me, Deuce, and Ace were hungry at night so we went into the kitchen to grab some snacks," Grim starts, giving context as to what happened.

"Why didn't you guys bring your own snacks??? Also did you learn nothing from Riddle's overblot??" You ask, eyebrows raised.

"Hey! Shh, i'm telling a story here!" Grim huffs. You say sorry and let him get back to explaining. "Ahem- We were in the kitchen getting some food and there wasn't anything good. So we decided to cook something. And we did. Buttt.... Ace and Deuce blew up the kitchen and they got in trouble. Luckily, i wasn't cooking so Trey convinced Riddle to not collar me," Grim proudly puffs his chest out while saying the last part.

"Wooooow. Such a good friend you are, yes indeed," You affectionately roll your eyes at him. "Was the damage bad? What were you even making?"

"Uhhmmmm. I dunno what they were making. And the kitchen... While it's mainly.. What's the word? Burnt but not burnt?"

"Uhhh... Charred???" You questioningly answer.

"Uh. Yeah i think. My henchuman is so smart! Nyaha." Grim boosts proudly.

"Mhmmmm... I worry why you're sucking up but okay." You cautiously say.

"Ohh, y'know! Seeing how bad Riddle was- i was struck by gratefulness of how kind you are!" Grim happily says.

"Yeahhh...okaaayyy.. Oh well. Let's get you a bath, man. I can smell the smoke. Actually it might be your fire but. Y'know. Whatever." You get up and pick Grim up.

"MRAAAAH I DON'T WANNA BATH!!" Grim yells while squirming in your arms.

"All good mages need to take baths so they don't get too stinky and no one approaches them and they never get to be a powerful mage." You say as you walk to the bathroom were a still squirming Grim.

"Hmph. Whatever." Grim grumbles as he finally stops moving.

You swear he's gotten more calm about baths. Though maybe you've just gotten used to him and his antics.

Later that night, the two of you are sleeping in the same bed. Grim is fast asleep while you're looking up at the ceiling. You sit up and pet Grim. He says something in his sleep that you can't make out. You think about your time here so far and everything that's happened.

Sure, you miss your old world. Everything here is so different and strange. You have to relearn to much. Hell- you might not even go back to your world, if you want to, that is. Then Grim mumbles your name in his sleep.

You know, whether to go back home or not, Grim will always be your family. A very special little guy.

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GUYS GUYS GUYS GUSY I GOT HIM I GOT HIM I GOT HIM I FUCKING GOT HIM. I CAN CAFDY A LIL LEONA EVERYWHERE NOW HOLY FUCK ASS SHIT BRUHHDSJJAJNANN. HES SO. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH. LEONA MY FAVORITE ALL TIMW CHARATER. WHSHAKSNAKA. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE LIKE FEBRUARY 18-20 BUT. TODAY. I GOR HIM TODAYYY. I WAS AWAY FEOM THE HOUSE WHEN I REALIZED I GOT HIM SO I HAD TO WAIT LIKE 30 HOURS TO GET HIM. I AM GOING TO. CRY. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[twistedprince]

Love the founding day Grim card vignettes cuz it's basically just him and his favorite henchuman talking about. Stuff. Grim is just rambling while Yuu is listening, occasionally saying something, and then the two hear the others outside and Grim is like "Oh the others are here. C'mon henchuman let's go raise havoc cuz it's me n' you forever! Myaha!" or some shit. And just like. Oof. My heart.

And also in one of the vignettes after Grim says something abt him and Yuu he mentions Yuu has a weird look on their face. Or something along those lines. I read them last night and i have shit memory.

Might try a write a oneshot(is that the word?) of Grim and Yuu just. Talking. Bonding. Hopefully that'll get me to write more.

Grim and Yuu my beloveds<3 Grim (and Yuuya) my son(s). Oh how i adore the Ramshackle peeps (Grim, the Yuus, the ghosts, and the halloween boys, and Swing)

[twistedprince]

Wait imagine a pregnant!trans man or an intersex man who can give birth gets chosen to go to NRC and Floyd calls them Seahorse or something

Like they can be prega or have a biological child and Floyd calls them some type of Seahorse species (or js Seahorse) as a nickname

I don't have much knowledge abt seahorses UNFORTUNATELY but idk man i feel like this'd be rly cute

Random cat photo under the cut:

I love my kibdy (kitty) Jade<3

[twistedprince]

As a trans guy the most gender affirming thing is Crewel saying good boy.

[twistedprince]

BRO I. ABSOLUTELY ADORE RAMSHACKLE AU THING

YK W/ ALL THE MAIN EVENT CHARACTERS ? ROLLO, FELLOW/ERNESTO, GINO/GIDEL, SKULLY, AND NOW SWING

IT'S JUST SO. OOF BRO. WOWBDLSBX

I don't really have a yuusona but i rly like the idea of the next school (when the chars move up a grade) the halloween (and Xmas?) boys stay in Ramshackle

Imagine NBC sends Rollo to NRC for his 4th year (is he a 3rd year?) and Crowley sends him in Ramshackle cuz he isn't technically an actually student

Maybe Yuu (and others) find Fellow/Ernesto and Gino/Gidel somewhere when they're traveling and they haven't been able to scam ppl and get money for a while so Yuu takes them in because. Ramshackle's kinda lonely lmao

For Skully.... Idk bro. Maybe the halloween in the 2nd year they somehow find a way for Skully to stay and he lives in Ramshackle

And Swing............. Idk bro. He was just sitting outside of Ramshackle and Yuu went out cuz they missed talking with Hornton(? Or Horton?) at night and they just. Stare at one another. Yuu takes him in tho cuz. Chaos (even tho they don't need more)

Maybe one day Yuu has a bad day. The Seven? Gods? Whatever, just wanted to push Yuu around for shits a giggles. So the ghosts, who always check up on Yuu whenever cuz they're so dad/uncle figures adbakdbpq, tells the other guys and while Yuu head back to the dorm, the other Rams (Ramshackle tenants, imma js call them Rams) make some food and/or grab some snacks and drinks, make a lil big fort (they all gotta fit) with some stuff and when Yuu comes back they all just. Sit or lay in the fort watching shows and eating snacks and drinking drinks. Js a fluffy lil time. Gino/Gidel, Grim, and Skully fall asleep first. Rollo probably falls asleep sometime after (he stays up all night every night💀). Swing is.. Idk i haven't watched a translation of his event yet😭 i've only seen what Egophiliac has posted. Fellow/Ernesto.. I also dunno bro- depends hoe tired he is. And when Yuu falls asleep ? Depends on your Yuu i guess

Okay but also imagine the Ram boys and all the Yuus (Yuuken, Yuuka, Yuuta, Yuuna, & Yuuya). Crowley is dying over here-

Tho the story would be changed a bit cuz. Would all the Yuus switch student rights w/ Grim every few days? Would only one of them be chosen to be a student and all the others somehow fit into their stories? What about Yuuya? 🤷‍♂️

Oh yea also happy holidays cuties- sorry if there's any typos i'd rather drink plain no flavored water then reread something i wrote

Baby In Yellow x Twisted Wonderland ?👀👀

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OKAY WAIT SO-

I was watching the 2nd Twst episode with my Mum and she said the Ramshackle ghosts are Casper's uncles- i didn't get it at the time but then last night i asked her what she thought of the ghosts and said they're literally Casper's uncles. Then she showed me some photos of them in Google

I haven't seen anyone talk about this ????

When i write fics imma js use Casper's uncle's name cuz i don't think the Ramshackle ghosts have names ? Do they ???

Uh but yeah-.. Idk bro

[twistedprince]

Imagine coming home from work after a bad day. You take off your shoes and jacket before sighing and walk to your room. You gently open the door in case a certain grumpy kitty is sleeping. He already woke up when he heard the front door.

"Finally, you're back," Leona opens an eye and looks at you. He could tell something was off he knows you better than yourself😭. "C'mere."

You let out a soft laugh and get into bed, Leona already pulling you close. You let out a relaxed sigh and hide your face in his neck.

"I've missed you," You let out a yawn. "You're warm."

Leona chuckles. "How was work?" He asks, his fingers making shapes on your back.

"Shitty." You nuzzle your face more into his neck. Then you gently bite him. He's really bitable.

"You know you don't have to work. Or if you really want- you can get a better job. I think most places wouldn't refuse the second prince's lover." Leona's hand slides to the back of your neck. His hand feels warm against your cold skin.

You gently bite a little harder before pulling away a little to talk. "Mm. I don't feel like talking. I just wanna merge with you." You reply before going back to biting.

"Merge?" His nails gently scratch the back the back of your neck.

You pull away with a little huff. "Yea. Like. Merge. Become one. Intertwine. All your thoughts and feeling are mine and all my thoughts and feeling are yours. Let our souls wrap around one another before becoming one. Y'know? I dunno. 'm tired. Lemme sleep you gorgeous man. Argh. Awf you're so. Pretty. aaaaaa." You chew on him. Cuteness aggression.

Leona lets out a soft laugh. "Goodnight, N/N." He whispers before kissing your head and closing his own eyes.

The two of you sleep there, a tangle of limbs.

I feel like i made him a little too like Vil at the end there. Fuck. Oh well bro. Cryin. Anygays- js wanted to write something and finish it before i regret writing it and let it sit in my drafts forever. Tanks for reading<3

[twistedprince]

Oms i can't believe i'm doing this kill me

HELLO ALL. I HAVE 4 DRAWING OCS (OCs made for drawing and might make a webtoon story someday idk i can only draw traditionally unfortunately) AND I DREW THEM IN LIL NRC UNIFORMS. WHY? BECUZ OF FREEWILL.

Also yes i am writing something so hopefully yall will be getting a lil teeny tiny fic soon🙏🙏

Tis is Azol Davis our darling main MC. He is in Ignihyde (not cuz of his hair i prommy). His thought bubble says "Everyone's gorgeous wtf bruh". He stupid lil gay ass. He'd be a 1st year (he got held back)

Then he have Azol's boyfriend- RJ "Ram" Moore. He's in Savanaclaw ofc. His thought bubble says "What the FUCK is wrong with this hellhole." He'd either be a 2nd year or 3rd year.. probably 3rd. He'd def get along with Jack

Then we have Azol's childhood friend, Malice N/A (she doesn't have a last name yet hwlp). "Oh but Princey she's a girl" IT'S AN AU. Besides a lot of ppl have girl OCs in NRC. We still love them🙏 Anygays- her thought bubble says "I'm surrounded by gays". She'd be a Pomefiore 2nd year. Again- she's not in Pomefiore just becuz of her hair i prommy.

And last but most definitely not least- Nick N/A! Malice's lil brother! He's in Scarabia and a 1st year (he's the youngest out if the 4, tho i haven't decided ages yet. The other 4 WILL be 18+ tho) His thought bubble says "I am going to kill everyone here then myself" idk how grammer works i apologize-

But yeah.. Idk bro. I may post some more photos of them here if i draw more of them in twst. I most likely will lmao. I've been thinking abt twst AT LEAST once an hour. Basically 25/8. Anygays- tank you for reading<3

[twistedprince]

Yuu: *Calls Cater*

Crowley: "Now what are you doing??"

Cater on the phone: "Heyooo!~"

Yuu: "hello my fucks gardener. I hope you're having a nice evening. Can i trouble you to check and see if i have any fucks growing?"

Cater: "Oooh, okii dokii! Lemme go check" *Sounds of struggle* "Alrighty. Looks like you don't have any fucks growing, sorry."

Yuu: "Okay, thank you for checking. Have a lovely day."

Cater: "You too!♡" *hangs up*

Yuu: "Welp, you heard him. I have no fucks to give. Sorry, not sorry." *Leaves*

Crowley: "Wh- i- huh- wh- th- ah-"

[twistedprince]

Vil Sch- whatever tf x GN!Reader !!! Tho technically it's js reader & Cater talking

Warnings: Cussing, bad grammer, typos probably, i'll edit this trmw, lovesick!reader, lovesick!reader and Cat talking, they talk weird, reader may be a lil annoying to some idk, reader not specified to be Yuu, reader is gender neutral but Cater foes call them/you girl once or twice, Rook Hunt mention.

Vil doesn't actually appear i'm sorry, i didn't have the budget to get him to be in the fic lmao /silly /j(est)

Crow Delivered Letter: I wanted to write something. I have to go to sleep so i'll look for typos tomorrow lmao. I wanted to post something tonight but don't have time to continue, maybe i'll post more to it idk bro. I love Cater, chat. Gimme more dumbass lowkey cringey reader. I kinda talk like this idk how ppl like it lmao. Alao yes, even in this i'm spreading a teeny tiny bit of Vil x Cater propaganda. Js a lil. I adore Vil x Cater. Also Leona x Cater. Maybe even Leona dates Cater, Cater dates Vil as well, and Vil dates Rook as well👀👀👀👀 Anygays, sorry for yapping. Hope someone enjoys👍👍👍

"CATER DIAMOND!!!!" You yell as you burst Cater's door open, probably breaking a hinge. Oh well, you've got more important things to talk about.

"BWA- AH SHIT FUCK!!-" Cater calmly says before falling off his bed. You slam his door close, a little more gentle this time, and walk over to the other side of the bed where he is.

"Cay-Cay. Cater. Diamond. Cay-Dia. Upperclassmen. That Ginger Bitch. Cray-Cray Cay-Cay. Cray-Cray Cay-Cay who don't slay-slay. I need. Help." You tell him before jumping back first onto his bed.

"Bro. You made me crack my phonescreen. I hate you." Cater gets up and walks to his desk and opens a drawer.

"Damn, okay shawty. I was gon tell you some juicy shit but aight. I guess i won't now." You reply, feigning hurt by sighing and sitting up with a hand upon your heart.

"Ohhh???? Wait okay. If the tea is hot then i'll forgive you." Cater takes out a little box and pulls out a screen protector.

"So... Y'know how i kinda have a teeny tiny crush on the absolutely gorgeous, beautiful, stunning, lovely, breathtaking Vil Sch-.. Yeah i dunno how to say his name." You kick your legs back and forth while talking. You can't kick them too back though because of the bed. It's a really comfy bed actually.

"Girl, your crush on him is as big as Grim's stomach. Also his beauty is probably braincell taking cuz daaaayum. He got you in a chokehold. Tho i don't blame you. Honestly, if he didn't hate me so much, i'd probably have a major crush on him too." Cater puts a hand to his heart with his eyes close, acting hurt.

"Haha L+ratio+gets no Vils+loser+uhhh... stereotypical social media obsessed teenager." Cater pouts at you but says nothing. So you speak again. "So anywho... Vil kissed me on the cheek."

Cater stopped, (GENTLY) dropped his phone with a newly placed screen protector, and turner to look at you. ".....WHAT."

"Yeah, i know right? He's totes in love with me for realzies, dude." You lay back on your arm, flip your hair if you can, and smirk.

"Girly pop WHAT??? Explain, hello??? Context????" Cater immediately jumps onto the bed on your other side. You roll over to face him and start talking.

"Okay so y'know how sometimes i'll help out the movie club Vil's in?"

"Uh-huh, uh-huh." Cater nods along. Give him sime popcorn and it'd be like watching a movie.

"So basically, i helped him with his makeup and outfit today because.. He asked me to. I was about to leave so we could hang out but he kissed me on the cheek and said thank you for helping him. I also helped put up the decorations and set the stage 'n what not. I had to quickly walk outta there cuz i was NAWT about to fall to my knees and curl up into a little ball in front of THE Vil sch- whatever the fuck bro." You lay on your back and sigh dreamily, thinking back to what happened.

"Bro wants to take his last name but don't even know how to pronounce, what the fuuuck." Cater jokes, lightly laughing.

"Maaaaaaaan. Fuck you broski. Afph. I'm so in love i can't bro. Rook seems so normal now what the fuck." You hide your face in your hands.

"Oh daaaaamn. You know you got it down bad when even Rook Hunt seems normal for Vil." Cater pokes the but of your cheek still showing.

"I hate you."

"Hehe, love you too N/N~"

[twistedprince]

Oh my fuck bro it feels so awkward writing. Like i'm trying to get a start on my Vil x. shy childhood friend who moved away then got into NRC and looks like a snack!reader and the starting if it is reader fucking falling from a tree, watching Vil (like a normal person) and Vil like whirl his head around or sum

Yall it feels so weird and awkward imma croak

Ribbit to the limit

I misspelled the whole ribbit to the limit line what the fuck

Idk how to write someone take away my ability to breathe and my heart and all my vital organs pls

Speaking of vital organs i- nvm broski

Oh well, js gotta tough out of the cringe and find a good way to word things (which i'm terrible at so R.I.P)

Maybe i'l make a few lil teeny tiny.. Idk the word fuck

Like the twst house husband!boys thing i did a while back. Something like that. Are they headcanons ? Oneshots ? Stupid ppl ? Idk the word bruv

I'm going crazy chat

Idk why am making this

Am trying😭

Harvey show them how strong you are

......okay.

(i'm not funny hwlp💀)