[chewbacca]

MIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES | 2016

bonus:

[bloggoth]

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

[bloggoth]

it was pneumonia.

[bloggoth]

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

[bloggoth]

he shot her point blank

[bloggingtrucker-deactivated2018]

This was like reading a Lemony Snicketts book.

[evilphrog]

One of my favorite parts of the Hunger Games was how, in the beginning, Katniss was jealous amd resentful of the townies for not having to work in the coal mines. Then, over time, she realizes they aren't the true enemy. Then she sees the other district kids as so much better off than she is, because at least they don't come from district 12. But then she realizes they aren't the enemy either. And then she hates the other victors, before realizing they have all been exploited just as much as she has. So the enemy must be the Capitol citizens, who benefit from the exploitation of the districts, right? Wrong again. They are just uninformed and pampered people who have been kept in the dark about the true horrors faced by the rest of the country. Most of them, when push comes to shove, are perfectly willing to help the war efforts.

And slowly, over the three books, all theses separate factions of downtrodden people start to see each other as allies instead of enemies, and that is what propells them to eventual victory over the true enemy, the government that tried to pit them against each other. Just fun, totally fictional things to think about that have nothing whatsoever to do with our current life.

[medievalthymes]

alright hear me out: veggietales inspired tarot card deck

[medievalthymes]

here i’ll go first

[goldfyshie927]

[wumblr]

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

[wumblr]

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

[wumblr]

[goteveryonewatchinus]

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

[iamryanhenly]

Parents should not be reading your journals

Parents should not be searching through your trash 

Parents should not be snooping on your private social media messages 

Parents should not be taking your bedroom door off 

Parents should not be invading your privacy 

[sapphichollstein-deactivated201]

reblogging this because when they go through my phone and find my tumblr they’ll see this

[becausedragonage]

As an actual mom, I approve this message. If your parents say it’s a normal part of parenting, no. No it’s not. They are wrong.

[breelandwalker]

As someone who had to have this explained to them at TWENTY FUCKING TWO YEARS OLD, because up until then Parent Word Was Law and All Rights Guarding Against Illegal Search and Seizure Ended At The Front Door….YEAH.

You have a right to privacy and to personal property and to have both respected in your own home.

[lesbian-toddhoward]

ever since my friend sent this to me i havent known peace

[lesbian-toddhoward]

are you ok

[al-lamented]

help

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

[helpmemysisterisafreak]

The fucking worst is that as I get older i completly understand the interest to catch up an unreasonable long time because turns out adults just dont get enough time to hang with friends, so catch up next to the Aldi cheese aisle it is

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i am obsessed with the comments on recipe sites

[sea-of-serpents]

[jcash91]

I laughed so hard at this.

[2460onetruepairing]

It actually gets funnier if you read this in Sir Ian McKellen’s voice.

[zagreus]

and people say jar jar tolkien wasn’t funny

[kadywicker]

things u youngins will never understand

peter pan at disney land discourse

mishapocalypse 

“reblog if you support gay marriage xDDDD” followed by 500 glee, spn, doctor who gifs and comments like “then john and sherlock could get married” and “if you don’t reblog this i’m unfollowing you”

y’all know about superwholock but you don’t know about superwholock there were petitions to each studio to get them to do a mashup urls like “johnlock-in-the-tardis-with-castiel-221b” shitty “edits” which were just stolen gifs mashed together with different dialogue over them

that one time someone reblogged a gif of the london eye from the sherlock opening and said “i don’t know why but this feels like home” and ended up deleting their blog bc there were so many comments the blockquotes ran off the screen of people calling them stupid and a shitton of spn gifs as always

gif memes aka “the x gif in your folder is your reaction when dean and cas kiss”

that fucking theme garden theme with the scrolls and banners. you know the one.

once-ler and subsequently shipping him with himself

rise of the guardians

“ew all these hannibal fans trying to get in on superwholock get away” 

the supreme hatred of all female characters

everyone shipping lestrade and mycroft bc idk they’re white men i guess

merlin

tom hiddleston and benedict cumberbatch were the sexiest men alive

“reblog ALL the memes” type posts you know the ones

gif wars

mutant and proud

the social network

inception

ask blogs

always reblog david karp 

gpoy

5ever

what is air?!

when you had to go to another page to reblog things

scrolling all the way back to the top to reblog a post

missing e.

“can you make that last ask rebloggable?”

2012 doomsday

+bonus of the above: posts like “it’ll be okay dean and sam are out there saving the world right now xD”

[spectralarchers]

Reading this post of like a living nightmare.

[hymnofvalefor]

we had to scroll down our dashboards both ways when we came across the “do you like the color of the sky” post. That shit made me download the blacklist extension so I could tag long ass fuck posts. and we were thankful. J is still the hot key for skipping posts too if i’m not mistaken

also there was a hot minute when people used the url embedding as another way to talk nonsense like we do in the tags. nobody does that shit anymore

[30-minute-memes]

Really is something else

[gr-ogu]

A foundling is in your care. By creed, until it is of age or reunited with it’s own kind, you are as it’s father… You are a clan of two.

[cringepics]

are you telling me the plot of the mandalorian is a star wars babysitter au

[jayadonisg]

[tequilaandtiramisu]

A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.

[spicyjamaicanpatty-deactivated2]

this cartoon works at target clearly

[thatbatman-blog]

[luckyspike]

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

[notadangirl-blog]

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

[darrenofskies]

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

[scottsumrners]

she is a cyclops

how did she NOT know she was a mutant

[platinumcracker-blog]

BITCH if u watched the show or did any research at all you’d know that she thought she was an ALIEN, which in that society was completely acceptable. Try again!!!!

[bleauberry]

Her mother used her Ph.D in Exolinguistics to forge a note in an incomprehensible alien language to make the deception seem legit, so nobody would ever question why she was the only cyclops, or suspect her of being a mutant on the surface, which was illegal.

[immortalloverodd]

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

[theapatheticstag]

I just had a fucking stroke

[theweirdwideweb]

[quasi-normalcy]

Spread this around; remind the world that for every Nazi, there’s an entire train full of sensible people capable of basic moral behaviour. 

[gay-mychemicalromance-disaster]

Remember, hand sanitizer removes sharpie, and good hearted people remove hate