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dumpinggroundfornonsense

Essek: Hey I’m off to kidnap your ex with a bunch of weirdos see you later.

Caleb: Tell her I said hi.

triaelf9

Just a little something for fun I whipped up b/c WHAT A SCENE and HE'S BAAAAACK AHHHH!!

Enjoy!

luminousstardust

god essek is such a fucking weirdo. calling himself a sorcerer and then almost immediately casting a spell like a wizard. weird ass disguise and a fake name that really kinda rhymes with his real one. making bells hells split invisibility on the group 5/4 so he doesn’t have to waste any more spell slots on them. taking a group of strangers (admittedly, very strange strangers) into a smut shop and expecting them to be normal about it. confronting his boyfriend’s ex in the empty back room of said smut shop. he’s everything to me.

samizkelli

Okay but imagine like how cool it would be to have a triple one shot during the final attack against The Ruby vanguard and Imperium. Like one of the one shots has Vox machina doing a specific mission, Mighty Nein doing a specific mission and also Bells Hells doing a specific mission. All of the missions happen at the same time in the battlefield but at different places. It would be full on Avengers moment and it would be so fucking cool.

I’m pretty sure it won’t happen, but a guy can daydream 😔…

augentrust

essek, muttering into a sending while bells hells sorts through body parts in the background: caleb why did you send me here. did you know they would be like this. caleb widogast answer me

gyorklady

“I should know better” - Matt Mercer, May 2024.

sarahthetran

matty, this game is too fun. 100% will be forcing my honey to play with me at home.

elahogn

this disguise is definitely not a less saturated version of his lover

ariadne-mouse

For once it's not Marisha gaining altitude

v-sk-dommeextraordinaire

spielzeugkaiser

It's about! the found family!!

assiraphales

the divide between “watch all 15 seasons or else” fans and “only the first five count” supernatural fans is something that isn’t discussed enough

patroclusdefencesquad

if jaskier kisses a man on the mouth this season i will literally forgive twn for everything they did wrong in season 2 and also whatever else they've done in season 3

ruingaraf

themarchrabbit

Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason.

Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine got the funding, and told the other professor his theory was stupid.

This same professor told me to throw rocks to scare the “stupid fucking crabs” into moving so we could count them properly.

SCIENCE

ruingaraf

thank you

this is one of the best comments this post has recieved

tyrror

I have witnessed:

Two professors hiding around a corner and snickering, “Shhh, here she comes!” While a female professor approached and, when she finally found them, she proceeded to scream while pointing from one to the other, “You! I called your office but you weren’t there! So I tried to call YOUR office to figure out where HE was but YOU weren’t there!”

Two grad students standing outside a closed and locked door yelling, “Come out of the damn office. You haven’t left for days. If you didn’t have a couch in there I’d be concerned as to where you were sleeping!”

A religious studies professor apologizing for being late to class because, “security stopped me because I’m dressed like a hobbit”

Watched a professor snort the results of my experiment to determine if I had the right final compound.

Two archeology professors toss priceless fossilized teeth back and forth in an attempt to figure out who is smarter by “guessing the type of tooth and species of animal before it lands”

Multiple fully degreed individuals throw dry ice at one another in an attempt to be first to use the lab/get that piece of equipment/or change the iPod song.

A genetics professor build furniture out of stacks of paper and planks of wood because she is that far behind in grading papers/responding. One of the impromptu furniture pieces housed a fish tank.

I could go on but I think that covers the larger portion of the insanity…

gessorly

Every time it comes around on my dash, it gets better.

thepioden

- I have had a professor buy a huge fuckoff bottle of rum during fieldwork in Costa Rica and let the undergrads get wasted because “you’re not underage in Costa Rica and we’ll be up all night with the bats anyway!”

- Same professor hung a bat from her headlamp and wore it as a decoration for an entire night.

- A whole swarm of older women - and these are women with PhDs and world-renown bat experts, the bigwigs - all, to a woman, go to the formal charity dinner at an international research symposium in Toronto in late October dressed in skimpy Batgirl costumes. Because Halloween was that weekend, you see.

- At a different conference, a professor get blackout drunk and pass out on the side of the road.

- “Yeah, we have to say we did it properly for the grant but to be really honest, Miracle-gro works better.”

- Teaching lab: we had liquid nitrogen for a demo, and after class the professor, the other TA, and I spent a good two hours freezing and breaking things in it.

onsheka

a chemistry class begins with 30 students nine months later just six of us left sitting on tables dipping paper into contaminated chemicals to see what happens when we burn it teacher making idle suggestions while he marks our work

“go to the fume hood thing, yeah now put some potassium in chlorine” can i burn the results sir? “fuck it sure whatever its tainted anyway”

themarchrabbit

The prof I’m working for just asked me if I knew how to pick a lock, and when I responded “yes” she replied, “see, this is why I hire the former delinquents instead of the suck-ups. You’re actually useful.”

I then let her into her office.

shelomit

“Security stopped me because I’m dressed like a hobbit.” I would bet anything this has happened to Dr. Medievalist.

Semi-related non-academic anecdote: The concert hall security guys tried to throw out our violone player in between performances this spring because they thought he was a homeless guy. Despite the fact that he was wearing concert black… and carrying a violone. There is no more obvious instrument.

amuseoffyre

One of my English Professors admitted that sometimes “you just have to do a soliloquy” and would phone up the main office of the department on the internal phoneline to recite a Shakespearean monologue at them. No greeting, no warning, just “To be or not to be”.

roachpatrol

every time i read this stuff i think about how upset vulcans would be to meet earth’s greatest scientific minds

kaijuno

- Two professors and some TAs playing hockey and the puck was dry ice and the sicks were very expensive measuring devices.

- The phrase “Do not climb on the telescope you assholes” embroidered and hung in the observatory because of an ‘incident’.

- Geology professor has this nifty skill of being able to tell rock types by licking them.

- We managed to fit an entire student into a weather balloon once.

- Had a professor give me pointers on how to sneak into a bar.

hhikarusulu

I work in a plasma fusion lab with some of the smartest people I’ve ever met and: -I’ve watched grad students do pulls of fireball in the lab -One of my coworkers leaves a towel and a straightener in the office for when she wants to shower -My professor threw a hissy fit when Gonzaga fucked up his bracket during March Madness and wouldn’t shut up about it for the rest of the month -Our whiteboards are half covered with circuit diagrams and half covered with cocktail recipes -Once we fit two undergrads (including me) into the boxes that our vacuum chambers came in and sealed them in

wait-till-they-hear-about-this

A Friendly Reminder

- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

damionaerynstarr

Let’s not forget: - Deadpool knows sign language - Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can - Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before - Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm - Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable - Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times - Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving - Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect

wait-till-they-hear-about-this

- Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce” - Deadpool bought diapers for Hope - Deadpool has a dog - Deadpool didn’t become like his dad - Deadpool is a good person

- Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds

pilgrimkitty

- Deadpool is broke 75% of the time

- Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man

- Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros” - Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.