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[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[syekick-powers]

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

[angelspouse]

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

[hikkapirate]

Kitties

[claie171art]

Petrova line

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[caecilius-est-pater]

[mothercain]

is it true that it's happening to everybody?

baby it really and truly is

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[lakevida]

[thequeeninyellowlace]

[red-winters]

asldkasljdl;askdj

[aidola]

ive found my favorite panel in all of yugioh

[pearly-stargirl]

you really can’t ever know.

[darkmaga-retard]

[querulousglare]

If only there were some sort of facility where teenagers could be taught new skills.

[grimthetransman]

Anyway, here's a helpful diagram. When I was hit on the temple this was one of the harder things I had to reteach myself. Don't be shamed into not asking questions, and it's alright if it takes you a while to figure it out. Don't let someone make you feel bad for learning new things, or relearning old ones.

Sometimes, unfortunately, you have to teach yourself. YouTube is a valid option.

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that :]

[aqueerkettleofish]

And if you have trouble remembering which hand is which-- the minute hand has to be longer to make it easier to determine the actual minute, while the hour hand can be less exact.

[daysleftofsecondterm]

helpful tip on 1,034 days left

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!

[areyousanta]

Happy Pride My Loves

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[holy-alter-ego]

I know the kink pride in Gotham city has to be PEAK