[twosashi]

MY BLOG ACCESS HAS BEEN RESTORED

if anyone's new here, follow me @musashi! see ya!

[postsatthepeakofperfection]

If Phoenix hadn’t lost the letter in 1-4, what do you think Manfred would’ve done to defend himself?

Phoenix: “This letter, which is written in the prosecutions hand, details the exact circumstances of the murder!

Judge: “That is a very serious accusation, Mr. Wright. Mr. von Karma, do you have anything to say?”

Manfred, inching towards the door: “Erm…Ich spreche kein Englisch”

[flagellant]

"OP why are you mad that your words are being misinterpreted you're on the piss on the poor website" actually i think it's very reasonable to demand people pay attention to the words they use, the choices they make, the things they believe, and their capacity for empathy and comprehension and that it's sort of weird that you're finding humor in making excuses to just believe that there simply is no possible way to improve your actions

[zigaretten-zecke]

[twosashi]

it just makes me so insane how death note and breaking bad are the same show in every conceivable way. meth note is so real. every time i say this, people think i am making some kind of joke and i wish i could prove my earnestness to them. breaking bad is one of the greatest shows ever created, and death note is a dogshit anime with nothing good to say a lot of the time, but i adore both of them for all the same reasons and am just so fascinated by what they both do. doesn't anyone out there understand

[twosashi]

the girl talking in that video reminds me so wholly of this trans woman i lived with for a very brief period of time in a 6-person townhouse, who was tall and beautiful and blonde and always smoking a cigarette, who liked to sit out on the porch in the sunshine and crack jokes at me whenever i came home from work. but most notably at all was the funniest thing she ever said to me, where she said "you can deadname me for this joke, are you ready?" and i was like oh jesus. yes? and she said "guess which two beatles my parents named me after."

and i said "...john paul?"

and she screamed, at the top of her lungs "NO, GEORGE RINGO!" and shut my door and left.

i think about her every day.

[tbposting]

See this, this is what I like about TikTok. Little moments like this

[identityarchitect]

[ID: A TikTok video. The original contains two trans women, one of whom is saying "Wanna see what two trans girls do behind closed doors?" as she closes a door. There are three duets (response posts that are glued to the video they're responding to), of men who say "is it Warhammer?" as the original video pans to a table.

The woman says "It's fucking Warhammer." All three of the men cheer enthusiastically. /end ID]

[demilypyro]

Cis women don't even pass bro who gives a shit anymore

[sapphicrot]

tumblr is the worst designed website on the fucking planet bro

[agoodflyting]

David Tennant pissing off the Prime Minister bc he told government officials to stfu over their anti-trans bigotry and Michael Sheen literally poisoning himself investigating corporations dumping toxic chemicals in underprivileged areas is NOT the energy I expected from 2024 but oh man am I here for it.

[pearwaldorf]

The Michael Sheen thing is wild. In 2007 he did an interview with a dying whistleblower who investigated Monsanto PCB sites. And some journalists got in touch with him decades later. Here's a link

‘Please come and see me because I’ll be dead soon’: how Michael Sheen got sucked into a forever chemicals exposé

The star met an eco-activist who was convinced we’re all being poisoned by a chemical that was banned in 1981. Then he went to a toxic site

[blackheartbiohazards]

🔹 Someone else's fiction cannot cause you physical harm.

🔹If someone else's fiction is causing you emotional or psychological harm, or distress, you can put it down and not read/watch it.

🔹Your emotional well-being is not the responsibility of fiction writers.

🔹Someone else's fiction is not about your personal trauma.

🔹When reading or watching fiction, you always have the power. You can always stop. You are never reading fiction without your own consent.

🔹Fiction writers are not responsible for other people's mental health.

🔹The content of a piece of fiction does not reflect on the morality of its author.

🔹Just because someone writes about bad things happening, doesn't mean they want those things to happen.

🔹Don't like? Don't read.

[roach-works]

-a writer's only job is to tell their story. they have no responsibility to you for how it makes you feel. you chose to consume the story. so those are your feelings that you need to take ownership of.

-discomfort is not the same as harm and acclimating yourself via fiction to strongly unpleasant emotions such as sorrow, indignation, and disgust will make you stronger and healthier

-however if you are repeatedly triggering yourself by engaging with media that makes you miserable you should probably recognize that it's up to you to stop hurting yourself

[neostygarctuslovedeluxe]

who up fredding their man . who up vonning their karma …

[tlirsgender]

I am obsessed with fictional guys being really weird about each other. Hard at work in the plausible deniability mines. You know those pairings who would jerk each other off before they'd kiss

[tlirsgender]

I know I said fictional guys but I want to be alone with the person who tagged this as mclennon. Like from the beatles

[vraska-theunseen]

i have some interesting news for you

[tlirsgender]

Yeah okay then

[tlirsgender]

I think my favorite part of this post so far is the beatles fans in my notes 1. Acting like this is common knowledge & 2. Saying they got far weirder without elaborating. Alright

[shredsandpatches]

It also inspired the only good New York Post headline ever.

[tlirsgender]

BEAT THE MEATLES WAS REAL?

[oldmanpusspuss]

I wish to god I was joking or exaggerating but this is just factual beatles lore I'm so sorry for reblogging this for the 80th time op but the people need to know

[tlirsgender]

Question: what the hell

[scurator]

[certifiedbeatlesposts]

certified beatles post

[incognitopolls]

Do you play audio from your phone/computer/tv to fall asleep to?

ASMR

A podcast or audio book

Whatever I was already watching/listening to

TV or videos I've already seen before

Nature sounds

White noise

Guided meditation

Any music

Specifically calm/sleepy music

No, just whatever ambient sounds are in my room (fan, ac, etc)

No, I need dead silence

Other/depends

Voting ended onJul 13, 2024

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

[daloy-politsey]

When you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Teacher or other educational occupation

Doctor, Nurse, Dentist, or other medical occupation

Artist, Writer, Musician, Dancer, Actor, or other creative occupation

Scientist, Astronaut, Inventor, or other STEM occupation (excluding medical)

Cop

Firefighter

Athlete

Hairstylist, Plumber, Mechanic, or other skilled trade

Politician, Lawyer, or other political or legal occupation

Something else

I didn't want to work when I got older at that age

I didn't have an answer to that question at that age

Voting ended onJul 14, 2024

[queenofthyme]

a mannequin. not a model. a mannequin.

[wumblr]

actually yeah can i get beetroot on my burger that sounds good

[wumblr]

source? where did you get it? where can i fucking get it?

[wumblr]

[palisadewasp]

@bayster

[bayster]

yeah we do that. Sometimes with pineapple. Sometimes with egg.

[apricotmayonaise]

wait, yall DONT have this everywhere else?

[twosashi]

I'm not sure I even know what beetroot is.

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

everyone’s talked about this already but it’s hilarious that morgan spurlock was a hardcore alcoholic and his doctor was like “i’ve really only seen liver damage like this in alcoholics” and he was like, in the documentary, “it’s crazy that a week of mcdonald’s has done this..”

[twosashi]

Have you ever met anybody whos recognized you because of your blog

nah I'm not that famous