time is a social construct

we all live to die jae - they/them

[gimmeblood]

fedex trying to say my package will be here by the end of the day when the package is still like 4 states away. that driver must be doing like 150 all the way here

[spookymooks]

[suigintou]

[monkeysky]

please refrain from levitating when you touch the miraculous corpse of McQueen

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[constable-frozen]

??!!

[justlookatthosesausages]

Okay this is hilarious sdhfdsg

[doubleca5t]

[paintedcowboy]

reminds me of Katy Perry looking in Rihanna’s purse at that award show and finding a gun...

[bikwin5]

[badb1tchbunny]

me: *gets an f* me: all i know is that this won’t effect me in the long run. what will this “pop quiz” mean to me in two years? will i already have entered the bright world of freedom on my own? the sunlight will encompass my soul. this pop quiz means NOTHING to me. me: *gets an a+* me: excuse me who are you people??? who is this?? where am i? where’s my throne

[depsidase]

[lost-son-of-rome]

It’s your problem now, fuckers.

[deadstuffguy]

New state dropped my dudes

[punkrorschach]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

Average water enjoyer

[memomemomemo53]

(【速報】うちの猫がバレエを踊り始めた | netgeekから)

[gothpandora-deactivated20190429]

she is an Artist

[whatsittoyabub]

such grace…

[murielsweddings-deactivated2023]

stopppppp im going to pass away just thinking abt this

[youngbloodbuzz]

#what a way to discover you have a priase kink

[champagne-vagabond]

When I got my first tattoo I told my rather beautiful tattoo artist that I refused to be a wuss and she said “Oh dont worry, if you squirm I will pin you down.”

And that lives in my head rent free.

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

[cipheramnesia]

“What is it with queer people and tattoos?”

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Something something intricate rituals

[anexperimentallife]

[catgirlcaliphate]

Congratulations to Definitely Craig on being the funniest person alive.

[toshio]

[xtec]

*rolls you a square blunt in minecraft*

[xtec]

I'm gonna roll your head if you keep asking questions you fuckin square

[ark-blocks]

:)

[cosmiccatboyfriend]

(:

[xtec]

okay what the fuck

[zonestar]

There is so much beauty in the world.

[turning-gears]

[lowpolyanimals]

Scuba Cat from Katamari Damacy

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[whoreofavalon]

Soon he will return the favor

[lawfulswampy]